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Verbal Typos...
What is the craziest thing that has ever come out of your mouth on accident? (More commonly known as verbal typos...)
For me, the worst one that I have ever happened occurred when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were sitting and watching a movie, and I saw my dog in the doorway. Without even thinking, I said in a fairly loud voice. "I love you!" and my boyfriend turned to look at me like I was the strangest person on the planet. It took me several moments to convince him that it was my dog I was talking to, and not him. This was when we had just started dating, so it was uncomfortable when I said it. Now, every time my dog's near me and I tell her I love her, he still looks at me funny. |
I once said: "I'm too care to cold!" when I actually meant to say: "I'm too cold to care!" My friends all looked at me weird and one guy named Alvin was laughing.
On the same day in the lunch line, he says: "This long is too line!" when he meant to say: "This line is too long!" Retaliation is a ------. ;D |
Best thing that accidently ever came out of my mouth? xD Well, there's this girl who sits at my table, who I hate with a passion. One day, we were all eating lunch, and there's a table of my guy friends that sits right behind us. We were talking about what we wanted to dress up as for Halloween, and my guy friends were staring at me. They know it makes me uncomfortable. So, the girl is complaining that she doesn't want to dress up as the theme I wanted for myself and my BFFL, and all the sudden I go. "Well... YOU'RE JUST A WHINEY LITTLE BITCH!!" Everyone started cracking up, and she just looked at me with her mouth hanging open for a minute. I told her afterwords I was cursing at the guys, but everyone knew otherwise xD |
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My mum once said "motorised lawnmower" instead of "electrical toothbrush"
That's likely to be the craziest I've ever heard... I am also known to mix up words that mean the same, and make useless abbreviations when sleep-deprived... like "usealt" for "useful alternative" XD Sleep-deprivation is my enemy, but it gives me and my friends many good laughs ^^ |
I don't know... Usually I just mix up he and she and then my friends call me stupid, but I always know which one the person really is I just said it wrong~
I guess one time my mom said something that was only lamely funny and so I told myself to laugh so she would feel better but instead of laughing I said "lol". ._.;; I don't like saying internet acronyms outside of the computer unless I'm joking. |D; So that stunk. |
i do it all the time.
mostly because i talk too fast and cant get my words out fast enough so i blend words together XD the one that always comes to mind was when i was doing chores and i was trying to tell my sister to help out with the dishes. i said something like "c'mon you could help the dowishes" when i meant to say "you could help do the dishes" now she makes fun of me all the time |
Okay, I can beat all of you.
I have a couple of teachers who don't like it when I say "bad" things, such as "suck" or "crap" or anything like that. So one day in English class we were talking about writing essays. And I wanted to inform my teacher that I sucked at writing introductions. But half way through saying it, I remembered that I shouldn't say "sucks" so I changed it to stinks. But since I changed it halfway through, it came out a bit wrong... "I stink at sucking!" T_T I quickly corrected myself. "I stick at intros!" But it was too late- the whole class had already heard me. |
I feel like everyone has a lot of the same mistakes. Yes, not having sleep is the craziest thing. Sometimes I tell people things I am not supposed to when I am tired, and then I forget I told them.
I've told people where I am most ticklish and things of that nature when I am lacking sleep. Then I have no defenses and I am weak and pathetic! |
I have a tendency to just tail off into mumbling halfway through a sentence when I realise it isn't going anywhere. It's the nearest I can get to deleting the whole thing, but life comes without a backspace key.
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If I get riled up, I stop making a lot of sense.
>< I just start switching words and nothing comes out right! |
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So many things like THAT have happened to poor old me..
I geuss when I accidently said 'Pussy' instead of 'Posse' to my health teacher. o.0 |
I do that almost all the time. That's because, I don't talk a lot, and when I do, I usually don't make sense. xD Anyway, one of the verbal typos I said was to my brother. I asked him if he could "bend his knee straight?" . . . yeah, I meant, "Could you kick the air without bending your knees." Another time, I was asking my friend about graduation requirements, instead I asked about "graduaments" . . . yeah, I don't know why I put those words together, and after saying it, I couldn't say them separate. :| And my friend tried to say graduation requirements, but she ended up saying what I say. We both laughed, until we got it right. :P |
Well, I do it so often picking one would be impossible. XD
Usually happens when I'm thinking of two words at the same time. They blend... O__o; |
...xD When I was going to visit family a few years ago, I brought my best friend along on the road trip. Right? Well, we stopped to eat at a little restaurant along the way. She was looking around while we were waiting for our food, and was like, "This feels like a big chicken!" instead of kitchen. So I laughed, but not for long. BUT THEN, not minutes later, she was going to say something about a chicken... and said kitchen by accident. This time, I laughed really hard. I haven't let her live it down since. : D
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i think of any verbal typos i've made at the moment but i know there are a lot. but i can think of something my sister said.
She was walking with her boyfriend and she was telling him what had happened that morning. She said "this guy almost kneed me in the eye with his elbow!" it was so funny. i was dying of laughter. |
Haha thats a cute story ><
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Ah, I remember that from Scrubs! Elliot's boyfriend said "I love you." and Elliot, who was rearranging CDs, said "I love U2" by accident. She never said those words before and it was totally by accident!
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i do this all the time.
mostly, it's a hysterical moment where we all just stand and stare at each other before cracking up. if i can think of any, i'll post them later? XD |
Verbal typos that usually put thoughts in your mind. Its are but hilarious, and yes somewhat immature and disturbing.
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Once, I was thinking about Gears of War, specifically the Locusts. Then my mom asked me what I wanted for dinner, and I said "LOCUSTS!" really loudly. She looked at me strangely.
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Well, In dutch i once said : Mijn jeus neukt
which shoudl have been "mijn neus jeukt" The translation is barely imposible to say xD |
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