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Short Story for gold (Read is bored)

(since bored is ruling my life, as is Menewsha poverty, I'm deciding to occupy my time and gold with writing a short story ^^)

My name is Wesly, I'm a girl. Mostly because my parents were mostly drugged up when I was born, they thought I was a guy, so my name is Wesly Damian. So as a nickname I'm called Dammy (Dame-ie). But anyway this is the story about how I lost my almighty cellphone of doomness...and stuff.
Ok so I took my phone to a phone shop, because my mother dragged me along with her, anyway I never changed my phone tone so it was the basic annoying ringtone. anyway I put it down and someone picked it up. I went back to find it and it was gone 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
I meantally screamed to myself, but of course having all actions put with my thought people looked at me oddly, except one guy who looked at my like 8) which creeped me out. He had my phone in his hand...at least I thought it was my phone, so I tackled him to the ground and too the phone only to realize it wasn't mine, so I gave it back to him and apologized. I got up and had my mom call my phone. Only at that time several other phone, with the same ring tone went off. Only then did I realize that I'd gone back to the rong ocunter and my phone was excatly where I left it. I just looked at my mother like this :shock:
She said "Wesly you're insane" and we walked out of the store

*all of this is fictitious and made up within a twenty minute time period*

you call this a story? ok..

hey you have your stylle of writing I have mine, 'To each their own' as I beleive the saying goes and besides I said it was out of boredom, not out of quality so >P

http://www.ojar.com/view_11259.htm

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Beer and Ice Cream Diet
Justification for beer and Ice cream! But stay away from the pizza!

As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.

For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average desser tportion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamiclaw, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized.

Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.

Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal.

This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.

Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.

Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza (loaded with latent calories and served above body temperature) induces an opposite effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with pizza and follow up immediately with large bowls of ice cream.

We could all be thin if we were to adhere religiously to a pizza, beer, and ice cream diet.

Happy eating!

That was quite interesting, I applaud you for being random....WOOT!!!