Oh stop being so paranoid ::eyerollz::
Nothing's funny about it :D Atleast it wasn't WINE tasting xD

I KNOW! I saw some boy in the women's clothing section buying the same pair as me. But a size SMALLER. I never felt so fat in my life xD

ER NO. Heels are nasty.
LOL! Shup lanky doodle D<
Well yeah xD I dun take short showers. Plus, I'm a girl ::eyerollz::
LOL! SHAVE?! WTF?! I'm not a man D< O:
Yes 30minutes. But that includes, like, looking for my clothes and doing my hair. xD
YES AND WHAT?! xD I'm slow...xD And shush, I know all that already. It's like telling a smoker that smoking is bad for them...I don't like breakfast xD
OMG! That's what my mum is ALWAYS saying to me! GAHHH!

Shushh! It's very entertaining! xDD
Yeah, but I don't think this phone will last long. Especially since it's me xD
You don't have a phone?! Forrealz?!

I wouldn't be if you wouldn't give me a reason to :/ *pokes your eyes*
I wanna have a wine tasting day xD Sounds fun xD

Rofl xD I'm sure you're not fat xD And the guy was actually in the women's clothing section? Weird... xD They have like emo stores over here where people can buy all their slim pants xD

Why do you say that? xD
I'm not a lanky doodle T__T I'm a tall, buff, masculine manly-man ^^
Wow, if you lived at my house my dad would KILL you! He yelled at me the other day for being in the shower for 8 minutes! xD
Well, girls shave too... xD Or at least use that Nair stuff that eats hair or whatever xD
Rofl, "looking for my clothes", that's hilarious xD
Yeah, true. I tell that to pretty much every smoker I know xD I'm always trying to get them to stop. Sometimes they'll come up to me and be like "Hey, guess what?! I decided to stop!" then a week later I'll see them hanging out by the school gates asking for a lighter... xD
Wierd... xD I was about to make a joke but then I realized how retarded it was, so I decided against it xD (not like that's stopped me any other time before though >>)

I can tell you're easily amused xD
Do you break them a lot? xD
Nope, never had one before. Neither has my brother and he's 17! I think he'll get one this year though, since he's gonna be staying in France so he'll probably need one.

OW. MEAN. T.T
Ew D<

That's the thing, I know I'm not, but the guy was like...mega skinny O: YEAH!
We do too, but the women's ones are prettier :D

They just are. So uncomfortable. The only way I'd wear heels now is if my mum forced me to wear them to some posh event xD
LANKY DOODLE D<
LOL! ARE YOU FORREAL?!?! EIGHT MINUTES?! NO WAY!
Oh yeah, true. But I'm too young to shavee! xD
Why's that so funny? D< xD
OMG! I KNOW! I have this friend. Who I've been friends with for *counts* a lonnng time, and last week, on MSN, he told me he had quit smoking. So I was HAPPPY! And then on Wednesday after my exam, I went to this place where everyone hangs out, and he was sitting there smoking a spliff. I was SO mad. I just gave him a dirty look, turned around and walked off. But I can't talk, I've tried it ONCE before. Just to see what it was like. But it was nasty, and I love my life :D
LOL! I was going to say that D< (The not letting it stop you any other time part) D<

HEY D< I'm not!
Let's just say, I can be clumsy at times xD
Wow O: People here usually get them by the time they're, like, twelve! And how comes he's staying in France? o.O

Well you're mean to me too D:
Immature D<

I find mega skinny people to be a bit creepy... xD personally I like meat on my girls xD
Lol, of course xD

Lol, I bet, is it like walking on the tips of your toes all day long? xD I wanna try them just to see what it's like xD
T__T
Seriously, my dad showers in like two minutes o__O he rinses himself, turns the water off, scrubs himself w/soap, then rinses himself off again and that's it. I could never do that xD
What, you mean you don't have any armpit hair yet?! xDD
Because... I dunno about you, but I keep all my clothes in my closet? xD
Aww, that's a shame. Oh well, at least he tried? It must be really hard to quit. And lol, I've never tried before, and I don't plan on it anytime soon xD
I'm just one step ahead of you ;)

Hey, whoever said it was a bad thing? Someone has a guilty conscience... xD
I'm sure "at times" is an understatement xD
I know, here too. I'm literally the only person in my grade level without one, and I wouldn't be surprised if I was the only one in my whole school. Whenever people find out they're like "OMGWTF really?!?" xD
And he's going to keep studying in France, I guess he likes it here better.

Ughhh Ella I'm so stupid. I called a friend to see if he wanted to hang out or something today and he said "uhh, you do know today's Mother's Day, right?" and I was just like "..oh" xD

Bu-but, I'm allowed to be!
I just don't like wine/alcohol in general D< I R SO NOT IMMATURE! *Slaps*

LOL, that's what all guys say ::eyerollz::
They really are D< But they're actually starting to sell skinny jeans in the men's section now @[email protected]

Umm, it depends on what type. I like wedged heels. The only type I don't mind wearing, 'cause they're more comfortable :D But like, stiletto's are really uncomfortable...It's like walking with a needle as support!
*Pokes*
WOW. Your dad must be superman! Wow xD
No xD My little sister has more than me T.T I don't think average people shave their underarms everyday anyway o.O Well, I know my sisters only shave around once-twice a week? Anywhoo, this convos getting a little TMI xDD
So do I! I have a big closet though :D xD
Ugh, I don't give a shizzle. It really disappointed me. Ok, basically, we have study leave at the mo, and so we don't go to school unless we have an exam on the day, and he was telling me that he hadn't had one since the Friday before that (the last day of school) so a guy who usually smokes ten (atleast) of those things a day, managed to keep off it for four days.
Dude, that's not a good thing. But I guess it's easier to be dissed by yourself than be dissed by me?

That doesn't make sense D<
OI! You're right...:oops: xD
LOL! I only have one so my mother can spy on me though ^^
And you WANT to go back? Oh xD But who's he going to stay with?

LOL! You're so silly! But whuut? It's mothers day today over there?

And I'm not? Dx
Have you ever had wine before? xD I don't drink wine either, lol, but I do like cider :drool:

Uhh, maybe because it's true? xD
That's a strange though... I just pictured a grown man with a tuxedo top and skinny jeans xD Lol
Oh yeah, I bet. I'm sure I'd fall after wearing them for like 5 seconds xD I guess it's a good thing guys don't need heels to be tall xD
Yeah, and he expects me to do the same. Uhh, no thanks xD
You should be grateful! I don't see why'd you'd WANT to have more hair xD I don't shave my underarms xD That doesn't bother me ;) xDD
I have a... normal closet? I bought a few nice polos yesterday ^^ I like them a lot, they were super cheap too! I got them at this new store called Tati that opened up a couple weeks ago, less than 5€ each! o__o
Well if he managed to stay away for four days, that's already pretty good. He should just take it slowly, like maybe start by smoking less cigarettes per day, then going to one per day, one per three days, etc. until he manages to quit altogether.
D: At least this way I don't need to come up with a good comeback? xD

You don't make sense D<
Of course I am... I always am xD
If my dad used it to spy on me I'd throw it in a lake or something xD
Well, yeah? I lived there most of my life so I kinda miss the place xP And he's gonna stay by himself.

D< Am not T^T And yeah, I guess it's a different date in every country o__O In America it was in May I think... xD

No.
LOL! I've tried everything in the book xD But I don't like what alcohol does to people.

I know, but still xD LOL! I remember, in the boys school next door, they had French exchange students, and ofcourse, the boys school were flirting with the girls, and after school, a friend of my friend who goes to the boys school was telling my friend how one of the girls had a "Fat a**" but he couldn't deal with her face! I was like "WHUUUUUUUT?!"
LOL! Like them? They aren't technically grown men, but the one on the right is O: xD
LOL! True D< You lucky people D< I hate walking around TALLL people who wear heels. Like, a friend of mine is around 6"2, and she loves wearing two-three inch heels! I feel so SHORT around herr! LOL! xD
Lulz, it's nice to meet a guy who actually cares about his personal hygiene. Even though you're lame in every other way ^^ 1/10092884 isn't bad ^^ xD <3
LOL! I don't! I am grateful! xD Guys aren't meant to, duhhh! D< xD Lol, I'd be freaked out if one of my guy friends told me they shaved their armpits o.O xDD
I have a double closet...And even that's too small o.O xD And oooh! five euros? Damn that's cheap! Look at this Gromit T-shirt I bought from Play.com though! ONLY £5! It's a men's T-shirt, but I fell in love with it xDD LOL! I bought a Medium, 'cause I like baggy t-shirts, but it's a little TOO baggy xDD So I'll probably give it to my brother and buy a Small one :D
I think it's because he was away from people that smoked. Plus, his parents don't know that he smokes...But yeah! I guess I can see why jumping from 10+ a day to none could be difficult. Lulz, I bought him one of those Nicorette Inhalor things for his birthday xDD
Lol, a good comeback? When have you EVER come up with a good comeback?

I SO DO!
LOL! THAT WAS THE JOKE OF THE CENTURY! HA HA HA!
LOL! My mum signed up to this thing, where you can call four different people on their mobile's anytime anyday, and they can call you and the other three people too anytime anyday for £5 a week. So she calls me ALL the time xD Even when we're in the same house! xD
I thought you lived in a different part? And by HIMSELF?! Isn't he only seventeen?

Yeah it was, and over here it was in...March? Or Febuary?

I see how it is... D<
Have you tried... a Hurricane? And yeah, true, but I don't think that it's necessarily a bad thing if you stay responsible about how much you drink.

...yeah, that sounds like a French guy xD 9 times out of 10 they're a superficial jerk xD
Weird xD I don't like their suits D: The one on the left is okay at best. I just don't like it xD
Wow, 6'2"? o__O And with heels? I wouldn't wanna be her boyfriend xD I mean, ask any guy, being with a girl that's taller than them makes them feel uncomfortable xD
Wow, those are some nice prospects! I can tell I'll have a successful love life ^^
Rofl, yeah xD But guys are in a tough situation D: Some girls think armpit hair is gross, but then the same girls say guys with shaved armpits look weird. So what are we supposed to do?! Look weird or gross, not many options available there xD
LOL! A gromit t-shirt! That's so funny xD I have a blue roadrunner shirt I use during PE, I've used the same one for three years now (don't worry though I've washed it since then xD) and the gromit shirt reminded me of it xD
Lol, what are nicorette inhalers used for?
Man, I keep trying to come up with a good one for that, but I can't! D: You win... this time D<

Maybe to you, but I can't figure you out!
I'm such a comedian ^^
My dad has the same plan, but it's kind of irrelevant because we don't have a phone for him to call us on so yeah xD
I did, but still, it's still the same country. It's like if all of a sudden you moved to Germany or something, wouldn't you still want to go back to England one day even if it wasn't necessarily London? And plus, apparently where I'll be going next is a MUCH better place to live than where I was before.
Yeah, he's seventeen, he'll manage though despite his extreme incompetence when it comes to daily household chores xD

I wonder why the dates are different?

CREPS!!! SUSPENSEE!!!
HAI!

D: *hides*

D: WHY DID YOU HIDE FROM ME :(.

YOU DON'T LOVE ME :(

Because I.. thought you were a scary monster? D: xD

@IV Real: Hello ^^ Love the name btw xD

@Stephen: About time 'an all!
And..er..no :D xD But some people can't.

Noo, it was a guy from my school that said it xDD About one of the French girls. I would have slapped him if I knew him. That's just...RUDE xD
They be the Jo bro's O: I don't like their clothes full stop xD
With heels, she's like, 6"4? xD And LOL, that's funny. Alot of guys go after her xD But yeah, it's uncomfortable for the girl too! Imagine telling everyone that you're taller than your boyfriend! You wouldn't be able to wear heels!
LOL! Yeah...
GROSS FTW! xD LOL! Why are we talking about this?!
LOL! It's so comfy though! And LOL! A Roadrunner shirt?! From three years ago?! For PE?! xD
Teehee...
Yeah...This time, and a gazillion times before AND after ^^

Well then maybe there's something wrong with YOU!
Yeah...Little do you know, people are laughing AT you, not WITH you...
LOL! You should beg him for one :D xD Or buy it yourself ^^ I was going to pay for my Viewty with my own money, but my dad decided to surprise me with it. I think it's a late birthday present xD
I don't know...I was thinking about that xD But anywhere else other than London may as well be Germany xDD
Haha! Poor brother xD

I dunno, check wiki? xD

It's not my fault if I'm slow D:
Yeah, true xD And drunk drivers = ew D: my dad used to drink and drive, and kind of still does sometimes x__x

Ohh... well I suppose English guys are jerks too then xDD And yeah it is rude, but hey, just because you won't "allow" them to say it won't stop them from thinking it xD;
I know xD Do you listen to their music? And me neither xD
Really? Are the guys that go after her taller than she is? Well I suppose if the girl is pretty enough then the height factor can be.. overlooked xD
Okay, gross *notes* we're talking about this because.. I want to xD And for future reference xD
Yep ^^ It was freaking huge on me but I always tucked it in for PE so it didn't matter xD
Ohh, I see xD What is it for?
How would you know? D<

Maybe, but I'm innoncent until proven guilty ^^
What I don't know won't hurt me ^^
Err, no thanks, I won't stoop to groveling xD I have my pride too you know xD I would buy one myself but I'm not exactly rolling in cash either. Maybe once I get a job, I'll ask him about one once we move though, who knows he might be okay with it.
The german language scares me D: three genders!! Masculine, feminine and neutral, and I'm already having a hard enough time with just two... xD

I did, it said the different dates but it didn't say why xD Oh well D:

Yes it is.
O: That's bad! You should pour all his alcohol down the sink! I've done that before. It felt good. :D xD

ALL GUYS ARE JERKS D< xD But yeah, you're right (AGAIN?! Lucky day for you, eh Stephen?! xD)
Not really, but my little brothers and sister watch the Disney channel alot >.> <.< I think I'd like them more if they weren't incorporated with Disney so much.
Most are shorter xDD Or the same. xD It's so funny seeing them together though! xD I could never be with someone shorter than me...That's just weird...But I'm average so it's not that hard to find someone taller xDD
LOL! Well, I want to stop talking about this D< xD
Ohh, I see xDD
The Nicorette Inhaler "helps the smoker quit by relieving the symptoms of nicotine withdrawal and by alleviating their desire to smoke."

Again, you don't make sense D<
But I told you, so you do know, and it can hurt you! YAY!
LOL! Don't you get pocket money? I get £20 a month which I put straight into my account. PLUS, I work, so I get quite alot of cash from there :3
LOL! My little sister's learning German! It sounds so funny! Everytime I hear it, I think "constipation" LOL!

OH WELL.

Still buying Nov set ^^

Get over it D<

Sorry, I just got home from school and I'm too tired/lazy to reply to all that T_T xD

WHY DON'T YOU? D<

And, gtfo then D< xDD <33

I am over it ^^

...fine, meanie T__T

Actually I don't want to xD Guess what? Tomorrow at school there's gonna be an American exchange student! It's a girl, and apparently she's super good looking xD And she's here for two weeks >D xD

Good. *Kicks you* Now get over THAT. :D

LOL GET OVER IT! xD

I love how you said "Guess what?" in the beginning as if that's something I'd be able to guess. But wow! That's awesome for you! xDDD Have fun? xDD

T^T I can only get over one thing at a time! You're overworking me!!! D:

D< I don't want to!

Well... yeah... true I guess xD I always say "guess what" and never leave the time to actually guess though xD Because every time I do they're like "what? what do I need to guess? D:" xD
Yeah, I'll let you know how it goes? xD She's not in my class though D: I might not even get the chance to talk to her, and even if I do what am I supposed to say? "Hi my name is Stephen and I'm American too.. nice to meet you?" xD

Dopeyy! xD

WELL, there are things we don't "want" to do in life which we have to do anyway. So GET OVER IT.

Haha xD
Well yeahh, that's what I'd do xD

Easy for you to say, you're not on the receiving end T__T

Well I'm totally for that kind of thinking, BUT why should I have to do it if there's nothing in it for me?!!

I hope you're not saying that so I'll actually do it and end up making a fool of myself xDD

OMG! I have that acrobatics thing on Wednesday, I'm so not ready to be humiliated Dx

xDD Our conversations always disintegrate to nonsense xD

I give you cookie :D

You'll look like a fool either way xDD <33

LOL! OMG! Remember to get someone to take pictures! Then SEND THEM TO ME! xDD LOL! My phys exam is on Wednesday, and I'll need something to laugh at!

No thanks to you :roll:

I want... two cookies!

Aww gee, thanks, that's a comforting thought xD<3

No way! I am destroying any pictures/videos of anything having to do with that xD Or at least if someone's going to make some then they'd better make sure I never see them xD And hey, I'm not a jester, you can go find some other way to entertain yourself D< xD
And oh, speaking of physics, we had an exam a while back and they gave them back last week, I got 18/20 ^^ highest mark in my class x3 And omg! We also had a small test in History the other day, it was the last one of the year, and I got 16/20!! Best mark I've EVER gotten in that subject, yay! xD