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as often as you walk your dog.
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans? |
yes, but the call them 'seeing eye individuals' so as to be politically correct ��
If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side up, what happens if you strap toast to a cat's back and drop it? �� |
It just keeps on falling over.
Can I go home? |
hahaha, no going home for you, my friend, you have to wait for the cat to land ��
what did the nun say to the vicar? �� |
I'm all about the bible, bout' the bible - no satanism.
Why aren't chicken chicken? |
because they're hens, chicken is the name of the meat ��
what do you call a dog with no legs? |
A Hot dog :D
Why am I so tired T.T? |
because you've not been feeling too wheel lately ��
what is the difference between an elephant and a potato? �� |
Size, and nothing more.
I've been totally feeling all those Wheels :P Why isn't the sky pink? |
lol, it is, its your eyeballs that are tinted blue ��
is the grass really greener on the other side? |
Yes it's true. Every blade of grass is greener on one side than the other....
Which came first, the screw up or the scapegoat? |
neither, the butler did it ��
it you pull your bottom lip up over your nose, will you be a bullfrog? |
Yes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Because they built a road across her favorite trail and she didn't have an updated map!
What would the coyote do with the roadrunner, if he ever caught him? |
wine him and dine him and pay for the cab home ��
if tea's for two and two's for tea, how'd you put a saddle on the common flea? |
He would put him on his back bumper as a warning device. Beep beep! If I didn't like pink, would I still be dazz?
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Go dancing....
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses? ---------- Post added 08-25-2015 at 12:55 PM ---------- Lol...... 3 for 1 Tuesday. |
Ellie, is that you behind those ray bans?!
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Ok. Why is it called red bull?
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because they boil the bulls before they squeeze them ��
If a man jogs ten miles a day, where is he going? |
in circles, duh.
Do I need sleep? |
only if you're addicted to it ��
how many cows are there? |
white cows or brown cows?
Is the grass really green, or purple trying to look cool. |
its actually blue, grass only turns purple when its embarrassed ��
if your neighbour's peacock laid an egg in your garden, who's egg would it be? |
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