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Azelf's War - Attack of the Mosquitos! O_O
You guys will not believe what happened. I just got home from school, and I was like, "Ahh, now to take a bath and relax.." I leave my school stuff in my room, and get my clothes and head inside the bathroom. Suddenly, I start looking around. O_O About 10 mosquitos were flying around ME! I decided I won't take a shower till I defeat them all, so I grabbed my only weapon - - Toilet paper roll! I started to run around the bathroom, hitting each of them against the wall. Some fell down the sink, some right on the toilet paper. I fought for about 15 mins, and didn't stop! Then, I calmed down, looked around, and not one was left. I checked once again, and I saw ONE survivor. So, what I d was go to my brother's room, and sprayed febreeze all over the bathroom. And the mosquito must've suffocated and died. And so my mission was complete! xD
So Menewshashans, answer this!: - Have you ever gone into an insect war? - What did you use as your weapon? - Did you laugh as you read my story? |
actually, yes I've been in an insect war xD
I was visiting my grandma last summer, and we had to sleep in a isolated "house" away from the others, but the place was full of mosquitos.. -.- I stayed up all night, because I HATE mosquitos. They could see me, but I could barely see them. >.< I killed like 10 but more kept coming.. D: also, I killed a lots of flies in another place xP |
xD Yes, I did laugh while I was reading that story.
My only war was with a spider. I was taking a bath and I look up to a corner. Lord behold, its a spider. So I sit there, terrified. Because if it fell into the water, God knows what I would do. ._. So I start splashing water on it and not quite reaching. It scurried to a different corner, so it was okay, even though I was pretty scared. |
xD Haha, yay, other people have done the funny insect war!
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*still laughing*
awesome! I've battled against flies and mosquitoes in china, but i lost BIG time. No amount of insect killer, fly swatters, and other weaponry can take out all the insects in china. |
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Hmmm... I think I had one during my vacation, I was sleeping and a couple of flies woke me up around 5 am so I was fighting them the whole morning and the rest of my family just laughed. xD
I used my fly swatter! The Insect Bane! >:3 And I did not laugh! I was proud of you! The way you handled that war was astounding! HOO-HAH! |
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And lol, all morning? Wooww... |
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I'm not sure GOD brough in mosquitos...maybe they're evil beings? hm... |
xD I think they are! I don't like mosquitos, I hate them. I also don't like spiders, cause they crawl lol. But they are good cause they eat insects, that's the only thing I like about spiders, nothing else. If I see a tarantula in real life, I shall die O_O
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I practically LIVE with spiders, so I've gotten over my fear. But i hate insects, especially those blood-sucking ones.
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yes, and when you scratch, it get BIGGER! that's what I hate the most( besides fear of malaria). I hate the smeel and feel of ointment for mosquito bites, so they have to heal on their own.
It could be worse though. My friend seems to really attract mosquitoes( even during the winter). |
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i stay away from her, but for diferent reasons.(aka she's mentally unstable xD).
ugh, summer is gonna be so annoying. I hate how my birthday's in summer. I mean, I like heat, i hate bugs, and bugs tend to like heat too. |
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And yep, it's always hot where I live, so I experience these bug fights a lot. But today was the day I got angry and couldn't take it anymore! |
Omahgawd.
That sounds awful, but oh so fun at the same time! Though, I would be too grossed out to even be in the same room. @[email protected] When there is an icky bug around, my boyfriend is the one that usually takes care of it, unless it's something that can fly and buzzes around. Hes absolutely afraid of those, so we both run away in fear xD Once, a month or two ago actually, we where both in our bedroom and all of a sudden a huge wasp pops up out of nowhere and is freaking out, flying all crazy like around the room! I saw it first, and I was completely confused at first, but eventually I brought it to my boyfriends attention, he didn't believe me and while he was looking, I had already ran out of the room. He stayed in there for a good minute or so because the wasp was right in front of the door, and then he darted out of there like no tomorrow. xD Eventually, I went in there after getting layers of clothes on {ROFL} and smashed it with a fly zapper we have, after a while of just making it extra mad. @[email protected] DOWN WITH THE BUGS! |
O_O OH SNAP a WASP?! I am TERRIFIED of those. I saw one once, and almost actually screamed like a girl! DOWN WITH BUG INDEED!
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@Jali: down with bugs indeed. |
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I did have a fight with mosquito as well
-giggle- I was busy typing my assignment in the study room when there were two mosquitos flied around me It annoyed me and I tried hard to kill those annoying lil mosquitoes so I wave around to hit those mosquitoes and i accidentaly slap my lil bro's face o.o" he cried of course and run to mum -_-" |
Crazy mosquitos! When I was little I was scared of wasps and bees so a counselor sent me to this insect convention about stinging insects, but it turned out to be about mosquitos. Definetely not what I was scared of.
The only insect war I've been in was with gnats. Have you ever looked at a bunch of gnats from far away and they looked like a cloud? Well I was in the middle of a cloud like that and it was way gross. Unfortunetely, I'm not much of a warrior so I just tried to keep them out of my eyes and nose by covering my face up. |
I lol'd. I always have wars with spiders. One will always appear out of nowhere and then I have to find a weapon and figure out how to destroy it because they're usually up high. Most of the time, they're in the bathroom. I usually grab a yard stick to get them to come down and then squish them with tissues. >__< At one point, I found two moths in my bedroom. They weren't as hard to kill because they're not very intelligent. I just left my light on and they flew into it and died. *--* |
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