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Bad Joke of the Day
When you play Tetris, things start falling into place.
I just randomly thought of this while listening to Tetris music of all things, I know, odd, but it just hit me suddenly. Does this ever happen to anyone else? They're just milling about doing what they always do when suddenly a really bad joke hits them? Share a few if you've got any, I'm well open for a few laughs xD |
Lol, nice one xD
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I've heard that before O.o I can't remember where though...maybe it was was dad? no....oh well ^3^
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Kinda sorta, I more get hit by bad puns and ironic happenings. Like when I used to watch TV I'd hear something about the power going out then joke about it happening in real life after that was said then the power would actually go out. ~Insert weird smile here~
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Well I don't hold a claim to it as the original creator but thinking it up randomly has gotta be unusual xD
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xDD My friend and I are like the queen of bad jokes. They're so bad it's not even funny. :'> -shot- >>; I'm good at thinking up of puns, if I do say so myself. I can't think of any examples at the moment, but I might be back with all my bad jokes. xD;;; |
well here is one that I heard this week and trust me it's bad.
Question:What do mermaids that like math wear? Answer:Algebras! Let's just say that person didn't talk for the rest of softball practice... |
XD it took me a while to get that, i'm very slow when it comes to jokes :( I would usually crack up at a joke I think is just really random/weird. And when I tell other people they would just be like "...what?" :lol:
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tetris music?? WOW i tetris is fun..i get it..but then again what if someone is bad at it..or a pop up blocks your veiw? :lol:
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I LOLed at that. x] I've got so many bad jokes it's not even funny. Most are old gaming ones, doubt anyone would get them. ): Most jokes can get me to laugh, at least in my head, but for some reason half of of the humor from places like Comedy Central's stuff isn't as great as it is said to be. Like South Park... unless it's a parody I recognize, it's boring. Futurama and Scrubs are <333 though. Okay I'm done going off topic. xD |
My mum is the reigning queen of horrible puns. Man, I wish I could think of one but I guess I've heard so many of them, I've repressed all memory of them.If I think of any, I'll post them here.
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That's deep and it made me laugh.
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a rather cringing one i heard today... not really my style
a boy comes home from school with an excited look on his face and says" mommy mommy i lost my virginity." "What ? with whom?" "my teacher taught me" the boy says " "just you wait until your father gets home" so dad comes home and mom fills him in. dad goes into the boys room and says in a whisper "im proud of you son, not many of us are that lucky growing up." later dad takes the boy to the toy store and says " son im gonna buy you a big boys bike." the boy look at his dad and replies " aww dad couldn't we just get a foot ball my ass still hurts"
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Lol I do that alot too O=
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Lol, i still kinna think its funny, but only because its not funny xD .
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My favorite singer, Voltaire.
Oh Gods, he makes such horrible puns, all the time. There was a live broadcast of him on Sirius radio, and the whole time he was making these puns. Girl: It smells like urine! Voltaire: Yeah! It's like they opened a portal to Hell! Well... I guess that's what they mean YOU'RE IN Hell. xD Urine, You're in. He's sick, I swear. Cannibal Buffet, the song, one whole verse is just puns. He's makes me cringe and giggle at the same time. :3 |
Haha, cute. D:
I ay things like that all the time. *loser* Dx |
Here's my bad joke:
"In the Pussycat Dolls' song 'Shut Up,' never once do they say 'please.'" Don't know why, but it seems to make me and my sister laugh a bunch. xD I'm an awkward person, I guesssss~ |
Okay, okay. Here's one I made up when I was about 7 years old. (I don't know why I remember it...)
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a Band Aid? GATORADE! Hahaha! Haha! Ha! Ha... yeah... -Ducks out of thread- |
Ok, as a pre-warning, this joke is probably the least funny attempt at a joke I've ever heard... a friend told it to me at school, and I laughed at the sheer lameness.....
A sausage and an egg were in a frying pan, when the egg says "It's hot in here, isn't it?", and the sausages says "OH MY GOD A TALKING EGG!!!" (The bit I put in capitals is the part that my friend shouted reeeeally loud when she told it to me, which made the fact that it's a rubbish joke even worse) |
why do they always serve alot of cake at a morgue?
they got alot of ovens. |
well the other jokes were bad, but a morgue joke. That is one bit of funny humor. It did make me laugh, and perhaps I am a bit morbid.
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This is the only two jokes I ever remember.
Knock, knock who's there? cargo cargo who? car go beepbeep. o-o'''''' & What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck. |
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I'm so gonna tell someone that joke! Bad or cheesy jokes, are great in their own way. I can't think of any jokes at the moment though x-x |
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