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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
the object of this is to ask a stupid question. then whoever reads it next replies with a stupid answer, then asks their own stupid question to be answered by someone after them. very simple, neh?
********** is there a technical term for, "booger?" |
Probably.
Why do I have to sleep? |
Because your mom told you.
Why do I have to go to school?! T_T |
So you can work a job you hate so you can buy stuff you don't need.
[Not so stupid but I was recently watching Fight Club ;D] Why am I tired? |
Because you need to go to sleep.
Why do we need stamps to mail letters? x' P |
Because then the envelope would feel lonely?
Why? |
because we said so.
why not? |
because if you did, the world would explode in a big ball of purple baby powder.
why do people say "heads up" when something is about to hit you in the head? |
because they want to see it smack you in the face
why do restaurants with a smoking section have openings to the non smoking section? :/ |
so they can make all the non-smokers start smoking and therefore not have to have a non-smoking section any more.
What would happen if you flushed all the toilets in a school at the same time? |
they wpuld blow up
why are dogs not cats? |
because llamas are sassy.
if vegetable oil is made from veggies, and olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? |
It is made from fried celery of course!
why is the grass orange? |
Because people have been eating too many Clementine's.
Why are people afraid of ghosts? |
Because they don't have nothing else to be afraid of XP
Why am I stupid? |
Because you have wasted your life on trying to prove an orange wrong. THEY CAN'T TALK
Since an orange is called an orange, why isn't a lemon called a yellow? |
Because yellow didn't want to be called a lemon! XD
Why do birds have wings? |
because they can.
Why does anyone bother posting in this forum? |
Because magic game masters are actually controlling our mind to move our hands to this forum : P?
Why did my flash cart had to erase my Pokemon Pearl save file? |
because you forgot to give it it's monthly llama bath.
Is Peru a color? |
No it's my neighbors name
if waters clear then why is the ocean blue? |
its not blue its green and it sbecause of all my sisters toe jam sitting on the bottom
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Why didn't Sweet Summer Day ask a question?
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Because the Ninja's have stolen her mind O_o
Do you believe in Santa Claus? |
OMG no! i was hiding behind the tree to try and catch him when i was 5 and nan was putting down the preasents i cried
and told her she was horrible for lieing to me >.< why do people say peircings hurt and people they say they dont hurt are liars? |
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