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Because they thought they'd be safe from the boogie man in the water.
Who do people think "knock knock" jokes are funny? |
because that 'knock' knocks their funny bone so that they think its funny.
Why don't things ever last? |
Because they don't have the patience
Why does the toast always fall spread-side down? |
Because jam is magnetically attracted to the earth!
When do pigs fly? |
When cows can talk 8D
-- Why don't people eat rocks? |
Because rocks are at the top of the food chain.
Why is m plant dying |
It's not. It's just taking a nap... and it will wake again in the next life.
Why is Menewsha so addicting? |
Cause people here brainwash You into submission o-o
-- Why is the earth round? |
Because it got tired of being a square, all the other planets made fun of it.
Why do bugs like to bite me? ;_; |
Cause You bleed sugar, and they like it xDD
-- Why can't I get enough gold for my dress? T_T |
Because you keep spending it on candy.
Why is it so hot outside? |
Cause the sun dosen't like the cold.
-- Why do I think my outfit makes me look like I'm from the 1700s? |
Because you're wearing time warp goggles? Obviously, that is a hippie ensemble.
Why does my dog snore so loud? |
Because somethings stuck in its nose
Why do people with allergies like to stop and smell the roses? |
Because they're all masochists and they're really love it if the roses reaches out and smacked them across the face with their thorns!
Why am I still awake when I should be asleep? |
Because You're a Robot
--Why am I still awake when I should be asleep? >_>;; i'm serious |
Cause Your eyes dont wanna close ;_;
-- Why do I have a cold? -.- |
Because you caught it in a jar, but when you put air holes in the lid, it escaped and infected you!
Why are platypuses so awesome? |
Cause they are 2 animals in one! 8D
-- Why can't I stop sneezing? :X |
Because somebody is talking about you!
Why do we stick to chairs when it's hot? D= |
because you're sweat is glue like
why do we kill things? |
Because dead things are tasty. Yummy~!
-- Why do telemarketers keep phoning me? |
They want to make sure you are home
== Why does the left arm on Mene avatars look like a sausage? |
Because Mene is secretly owned by Jimmy Dean and they are using subliminal marketing to get you to buy their sausages!!!
Is root beer really made with roots? |
Yep, roots of a Mandrake.
How do you fit a Giraffe into a refrigerator? |
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