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Because they're supposed to be distracting
Why are pickle jars so hard to open? |
Because pickles have their own special force fields to ward off people with short attention spans.
Why do we use cars? |
Because humans are too stupid to know that we can actually fly if we concentrate.
When does the moon go blue? |
when pigs fly
why does a waterfall fall? |
Because it's fat
Why can't I walk through walls? |
Cause you are dead
To gay world? |
Porquoi?
[I don't understand the question... o.o] Wassup? |
Mars is going to combust and suck the world into a black hole.
What's going to happen to the Mayor? |
He shall die a painful death
Is the yaoi fest fun? |
NO! GO TO BED!
What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? |
It means... well... *>,<*
Why is the square root of purple x marbles? |
Because it wants to be.
Why does my baby sister cry so much? |
Cause she hates you.
Why did all the dinosaurs die out? |
Forty-Two.
Why can't people float? |
Because most people aren't fat enough to.
Why aren't most people fat enough to float? |
cuz they havent swallowed enough air...
why is the sky blue? |
Because the grass is green, what else is the sky going to be? Chartreuse?
Why do we breathe? |
To speed up the end of the world. BREATH DAMNIT BREATHE.
I can has cheeseburger? |
No, because you will end up like Oprah. Crazy and all. xD
Can I jump off of my roof and get 20$? I'm desperate man. D;;;;; |
No, but if you give me a sponge bath I will give you 50 ;)
Who shot Mr Burns? |
A gun.
What is the number of pi? |
The standard number of pastries that one buys while at the store. :3
Why can't people go through walls? |
Because we're too fat. :P
Why do people wear socks? |
because our shoes are perverts?
why do they make 1-ply, 2-ply, and 3-ply kleenex? |
they like counting
what do I ask? |
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