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Cause they want to do some work.
Why do people buy such expensive things? |
because they have more dollars than sense.
Why do I wake up so tired after getting lots of sleep? |
Because the bologna prince hypnotized you to believe you were ever asleep. He needs to take over the world.
What time is it? |
Its five o'clock somewhere!
When will i ever like my job? |
When the zombie king rises from his million-century slumber.
Will you tell me my future, O wise trout? |
*the sound of bubbles slowly being blown underwater*
Can I get any worse? |
Worse is such a broad turn... Ask again later.
Should this be hanging down like that? |
Only if unicorns work in your bathtub.
Why are cows sprouting out of the television set? |
I dunno... maybe you should flick them with your finger and see what happens?
How does a horrible person redeem themselves? |
They go bowling while baking oreo cookies.
Why do boxes of tissues fall out of the sky every winter? |
so the hibernating animals have something to blow their noses on when they wake up in spring with hay fever and pollen allergies!
What should I push instead of a push pop? |
You should push the balloon that is falling from the swimming pool.
Why do bathroom scales talk? |
because they feel lonely when no one has to go...
why don't chickens have chicken pox? |
Because the cows stole it.
Why can't humans see ultraviolet? |
Because if they did then the world would blow up.
Why can't I drive a car? |
Because the moon ate a backpack.
Why did the owl throw the cake at the textbook? |
Because he was on his way to the watermelon farm.
Why did that donkey poop on my fairy princess tiara? |
Because the pasta was done being cooked
What did the cup say to the wall? |
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