Take care howdy and Snow. =)

/rolls in and bites at Bartuc's ankles
o3o

:gonk: I am already helpless on the ground thanks to Knerd's beer trap

/pets and sets up another beer trap
>3>

mmmm beer...

*other leg gets trapped and sighs*

:gonk:

*continues to lowcrawl for help*

8D
/giggles and frees you
There there.
/patpat

*runs free away from the evil beer traps*

*calls peeblos and tells them to find a way to destroy all the traps*

D;
/flees from peeblo up a tree

Bwhahaha *posts peeblos at the base of the tree in alternating 30 minute shifts, so as they do not fall asleep*

/readies his spells of destruction

*watches an up-armored peeblo walk out for his turn*

D;
/teleports out

*pets the crying peeblos*

It's okay. You'll get dinner another day.

/teleports back in with an electrode
8D
SELF DESTRUCT.
/barriers self

*kicks it in the water*

D:
NO FAIR.
/kicks a peeblo in the water

*watches as peeblo displays a solo-performance of water ballet*

I made them all go to swim lessons. All of them.

D:
/sends fireballs into the peeblo army

*watches two get hit then 187 peeblos charge after Peanut*

Do you honestly have that may peeblo items? xD
/teleports around them, behind them, etc while throwing moar fireballs

Yes, I actually do. XD

Damnnnnnnnnn. xD
Also, I just saw sky pirates in your title.
/slow

Is that a Skies of Arcadia reference? 8D

Nope, I am a Uh-60 maintainer/crew chief. I fly in them for my work and have taken the title Sky Pirate since I started. XD

/doesn't understand, nods anyway
Ah.
I'm just a nerd. D8

I use to be a nerd. Now, I am movie/show illiterate. XD Thank you US army for letting me never watch shows. XD