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An Ode to a Chicken ~
Clucky, how soft your faux feathers are, As you try to nom my face off, You violent chicken, Yet you redeem yourself with everlasting cuteness and overtones of awesome, Stay forever with that real chicken, from down the street, And breed many half breed children, for the world to eat. Or cuddle, or both. Actually. Make them regenerate, oh Cluckenheimer of cool, make them able to talk, eat and swim. In a pool. |
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USED TO BE A SHOW CALLED OUT OF THE BOX IT WAS COOL THEY LIVED IN A BOX EXCEPT IT WAS HUGE ON THE INSIDE AND THEY DID CRAFTS AND PLAYED COOL GAMES. |
ZOMG.
I THINK I REMEMBER HEARING ABOUT THAT SHOW. IYSGYOIUGAQYHBGGOYBUAQHB. ..Now I wanna watch it. D: |
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Stuffed chikkins? =O
*opens up a portal to the 14th dimension in the middle of the Howse* |
14th dimesnion?
Is that the one with the face-eating churros? |
No, it's the one made of zombie jello and pretzels.
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Ohh okay. I remember now.
My cousin went there. Said it was nice, but his friend got decapitated by a hunk of zombie jello. |
Yeah, that tends to happen. Wearing a cardigan seems to prevent it. It also makes it seem like you can relate to teenagers.
-Clone High reference- |
Oh. o:
I'll have to tell him that before he goes on vacation again. Might help prevent more decapitations. |
Silver's avatar is so purdy. -pets it-
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I read that chicken poem and it totally reminded me of the chickens on Zelda. I loved making them angry.... Did anyone else do that? And then die?
We should just have random poetry slam time. Someone give me something to write a poem about. Something totally random. |
Yep. I loved attacking chickens. :D
Sometimes I could get away before they killed me. Sometimes I could not. Sometimes I tried attacking them more, but it didn't work. |
Hellows, Hoffies X3!
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I was terrible at Zelda games. Since I didn't know what to do, I kept attacking the chickens over and over! So much fun!
Hai, Artsy! |
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*Pokes at your rainbow sash* -- I loved the N64 Zelda games, but the ones I tried for Gameboy, etc. Didn't make much sense for me. D: |
Morning all. Man yesterday is a blur to me it was so busy.
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I used a game guide when I beat it (ocarina of time). Just for some guidance. Since I was actually able to beat it (an amazing feat for me), it shows you could too, I'm sure. xD Quote:
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I need to finish Ocarina of Time. I'm really bad at throwing bombs in that one and I'm against the Dodongo.... Normally I love that boss but this time.... :illgetu: God. I tried doing Majora's Mask but I couldn't get past the first day. It's probably easier after that. My older sister says Twilight Princess is amazing and she wants it on the Wii really bad. I do too...
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I haven't played Majora's mask or Twilight Princess. ;-;
Yeah, the bomb throwing is tricky with the dodongo. Just remember to throw it IN FRONT of him, not AT him, otherwise it won't work. And you can stand like... I think it's at a corner, at that slope that goes down into the lava, and he can't hit you there. So you can focus more on aiming than not getting run over. EDIT: Wait, my memory is fuzzy. We may not be talking about the same thing. |
I have no idea what you people are talking about.
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Zelda. It was said many times.
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Never played on that it never appealed to me.
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Did someone say bomb dodongos?! There's a song for that. XD
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I laughed.
A little bit too much, if laughing too much is possible. |
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