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-warms up the Bailey's in the shoe and sips it- :ninja:
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Dude I've got a freaking crack in my head dude.
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"But, duuude, it's like... it's like... we're all... we all have cracks, man. we all have cracks."
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But it's in my head dude my eye might fall out dude.
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Ooh, I want some HIM eye. :drool:
...As long as you still keep it in your mouth. :kiss: |
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Edit: *comes back in much later and decides to give the thread a big ol' hug* |
The thread wants you to know it's pregnant with your baby and it's keeping it.
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The stoned, cracked doll baby looks like he's about to call me Willis and ask what i'm talkng about.
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*dies of pure terror*
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Her forehead looks like frosting that someone used one of those tools on. :D
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Wait what? I got the thread pregnant? It told my it was on the pill! Thread, you cheap whore!
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The thread says it wanted your seed and lying was the only way it knew to get it. It apologizes, but reaffirms that it's keeping the child.
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Well, it's going to end up with a nearsighted word jumble of an offspring.
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It says it will cradle it to sleep every night until it's 26 because it will have your eyes, chin, and left elbow.
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Well, I do have the sexiest left elbow this side of Tallahassee...
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-fondles the the sexiest left elbow this side of Tallahassee- :drool:
...Hey. What side of Tallahassee are on, anyway? :roll: |
I'm gonna guess she's on the top side. :D
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But which side is the top? :o
THE OWNER'S MANUAL IS IN VIETNAMESE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THIS!? :gonk: |
*puts you in a crate and mails you to Vietnam, without any money and no where to stay*
It's called 'language immersion'. When your survival instincts kick in, you'll be speaking Vietnamese in no time. :) |
...BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE ILLITERATE MAILMEN AND SEND ME TO NORTH KOREA INSTEAD!? :gonk:
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Then you better dress up real pretty for Kim Jong Il.
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But I'm in a box!
I CAN'T PRIMP WHEN THE REQUIRED MATERIALS ARE OUT OF REACH. D; |
Shouldn't you have learned about how to do these kinda things in the marines?
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No, I was too busy killing things and raping my shipmates. :(
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, SAILORS!? :talk2hand: |
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