*has an identity crisis while pondering if she was made by Vietnamese craftsmen*

You need background music for that.

*prays someone will know what I'm talking about*

Ah, The Clash. *feels warm and fuzzy inside*


Hey Cherry... Now that I've knocked up the thread, do you think I might finally get some love on the front page (of said thread)?

hoff is hawt.

You guis... Help. I'm being attacked by tiny Goshzillas.
But in all seriousness... THESE THINGS ARE ADORABLE.

....I freakin' love you :heart:
I think you already told me you liked them but I forgot and yay the clash are the best band ever except scott weiland but he's not a band but sometimes he's in a band and that's fantastic too except velvet revolver was meh because slash sucks and oh my this is a long sentence without any punctuation or capitalization or anything of the sort and maybe i
*passes out from lack of oxygen*
Yay, another person who likes them!

Had you filled out the form thingy? I missed some pages while I was MIA, so if you did, I didn't see it. Just point me in the direction of the post and I'll get to it.
YOU KNOW IT.

Which reminds me, I've been meaning to show you guys something.
HoffSpace - Make HoffSpace Your Space...
This site is amusing in every way, and what's even better... it's run by the real, honest-to-god David Hasselhoff.
So apparently he has a sense of humor about himself which gives him about five hundred awesome points. Buy me all the shirts in the shop, I need them.

that sounds awfully dirty... dirty as in stinky feet.

I think I filled it out on March 9th, Cherry

Lol! I love HIM's new siggy :D

Is not Goshzilla! IS FRINKZIRRA.

Get it right. Or Frinkzirra will RER and stomp at you. :heart:

:O Rug Burns!

Oh no, I don't wanna be squished! :gonk: I'm so sorry, Frinkzirra. :cry:

Teh Clash! They are SOOO awesome! Yesh!

So it seems that the type of person that is prone to be a Hoffer is also a type of person prone to like The Clash. Awesome. :lol:

This is true, Cherry. This is true.

Flink is pleased with your begging. She will not stomp on you this night.

Anna: Hee. <3

-Gasp-
Thread? THREAD? Can you hear me? DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!! -shakes violently-

Oh thread, I barely knew ye. -weeps pitifully-

-fondles Biggles comfortingly-
IT'S OKAY, WE'LL GET IT A NICE PLOT NEXT TO GRANDMAMA, UNDER THE WILLOW. :drool:

...Oh. Crap! I almost forgot! They dug up the willow and now there's a brothel where it used to be. D:

Damn. :gonk: