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HIM's in your howse stealin your Hoff.
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That video makes me extremely nervous - dropping food all over the place. And on a tile floor too! Do you know how hard it is to get sweet and sour sauce out of grout? Stop singing Jaggernov, and get on that with a bottle of Fantastik! :rawrmayor: (<Mr. Mayor as an angry charwoman.)
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Ugh, I wrote a reply and when I hit "submit" the site went down. :lol:
I'll try to rewrite this, but I'm leaving out parts I don't feel like retyping. Anna - Bahaha. Your kissing stories amuse me. I, however, have none to tell as I, well, have not kissed anyone. :lol: Damn Daniel and his being-in-Virginianess. But if he's able to come visit sometime soon, I'll be sure to tell you awkward kissing stories. Because I'm sure there will be some. Because he and I are just painfully awkward people. :lol: HIM - Noooo, they be stealin my Hoffs. :gonk: Biggles - AND THEN ROACHES GET ON IT. :gonk: The girl picks up that piece of bread and there's a goddamn roach. :gonk: And they call Americans wasteful! (I don't know who "they" are.) |
TEEHEE. ROBERT PATTINSON SAYS DERP TO MY COMPOOPER SCREENZ. C:
-flashes Cherry and frolics along- |
Why do you have pickled pearl onions on your-OH GOD.
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@Cherry- Well, that's okay as I won't have any more awkward kissing stories for a while at least for similar reasons to yours. ^^; Plus, it's better that your kiss is going to be with someone that you'll really love kissing as opposed to someone you kissed/dated just to have someone to kiss. xD; And painfully awkward people are the best kind! *has a concussion from hitting head on desk after saying stupid awkward things* :insane:
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Sidenote: Cherry is queen and all, but I'm digging Anna's random sig pics lately.
Edit: -flails about in a panicked way- Cherry! CHERRY! In the social groups, does the double post infraction still apply? I never thought about it before... I may have some self-reporting to do... |
Wai thank you, Biggles! :DDD It's hard finding good 100x100s. = n=
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Biggles - Nope, don't sweat it. Since you can't earn gold there, we're not particularly bothered if you spam. Rules like no flaming and posting pr0ns and stuff still apply, but if you post twice in a row, it makes absolutely no difference. :lol:
Anna - Yeah... it's going to be interesting. "I've loved you for four years and have been dying to kiss you but, WHAT IF I DO IT WRONG. SUDDENLY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUCKER MY LIPS. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. HOW DO I EVEN GET TO YOUR LIPS, YOU'RE SO TALL. OH GOD. NOW I'M JUST HUGGING YOU IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY. YOU THINK I'M A FREAK. I'M GOING TO DIE ALOOONNNE." |
Hahaha, aww. I'm sure you'll be fine. :'3 And he'll probably bend down a little so he's closer to your height. D:
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Oh good. Yeah, it's all differenty in there, so I figured it was fine...
Don't worry 'bout it Cherry. it's like whistling Quote:
If you are still flustered by the prospect, there is always this: Art of Kissing Book - Archie McPhee & Co. |
Brianna - But but what if he doesn't I'm just standing there on my tippy toes staring at his lips like "why won't you be in front of me" and he'll be talking about how the drive up here was I'll be like "dammit" and he'll be like "and then this fucker cut me off, so I" and I'll be like "bend dooowwnnnn" and he'll be like "but then he flipped me off so I decided that" and I'll suddenly scream "WHY AREN'T YOU ATTRACTED TO ME" and then I'll run inside the house and he'll be like "what the hell just happened"
Or in a more realistic scenario, bending will be awkward for him. :lol: We've got nearly a foot in height difference. I'm such a gnome. :lol: Biggles - No, I don't think blowing would be a good idea. :lol: "Wh... what are you doing?" "Inflating your face. It looked flat." [/love life] That book looks quite lulzy. :lol: If only you could preview some of the pages. |
@Christy(SINCEWE'REUSINGFULLNAMES >:I)- Well then you could grab his face. Or find a milk carton to stand on! 8D [/badsuggestions] That first scenario is one of the best things I've heard all night, BY THE WAY. xD
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I typed brianna on accident. :lol: IT'S IN YOUR USERNAME, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. ANNA. GOSH.
Grab his face... Now I'm just imagining... "And then this fucker cut me off so I" "*grabs a fist full of [face]cheek*" "...What are you doing" "Kiss me, you fool." Honestly, milk carton is probably the best way to go. :lol: Except no one has milk cartons anymore. WHAT WILL I STAND ON, A DOG? |
WELL, SO IS MAL. YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE CALLED ME MAL.
Ahahahaha, oh man. xD I know! ;_; I wanted milk crates SO BADLY when I moved, but there were none to be found and I was so sad. Maybe you could stand on one of those newspaper dispensers, provided there's one nearby? Or tell him to sit down and then also sit down. x_x |
Mal - But his torso is longer than mine, so it still wouldn't be even. I think it'd be better if he sat and I stood... but then I'd have to lean over his lap and that'd be awkward and I'M GOING TO DIE ALLOOOOONNNE.
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Hahaha, yesss! That's exactly who I was thinking of. xD
You're not going to die alone, you'll be fine! Stop being silly. |
Hooray for Firefly nerds. :lol:
I'm just exaggerating. :lol: Though I do think like that sometimes... One train of thought I had one time was something like... I come onto him, he rejects me, he suddenly leaves and goes back home, leaving me where ever we're at, I have to walk home, I get picked up by a stranger who rapes and murders me. :D |
Hey guys! Cherry, why was there a smilie at the end of that paragraph...o.0
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*Dumps reject skip in thread* The bin is staying with me the skip is more sociable
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Fairy - It was a dry, sarcastic smile as if to say "Well wasn't that just lovely" and "Aren't I just completely sane." :lol:
HIM - I'm slow today, I'm not quite following. |
HIM has a reject bin it's where HIM dumps HIMself.
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*hops in the bin* Me join, me join! :D
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HIM'S BIN D:<
You can has a box |
@Cherry- Firefly is shiny. :DDD
I do the same sort of thing with scenarios, but mine aren't quite as bad. xD Generally, in mine I'll go out there and I'll see him and be like "Hi!" and then not know whether to hug him, shake his hand, or wave and stand there awkwardly, so then I'd just go with the latter and then I wouldn't know what to say, so I'd say something dreadfully embarrassing like "You have really nice teeth. I want to lick them-- I MEAN... N-NOT LITERALLY. THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. HAH. HAH. THEY'RE JUST VERY NICE TEETH." and then I would realize that that's not any better and then we'd just stand there in silence for ten minutes and then he'd just start to walk away and I'd be like "Wait, can I still move in with you? DDDD:" and he'd be like "Um, no. No, you should just go home." and then I would have to walk a thousand miles (doodoodoodoodoodoodoo~) because I wouldn't be able to afford a plane ticket and then I would die of exhaustion. :D |
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