So diplomatic, Cherry.

I'm not a mod because of my cooking skills. :lol:

...Unless you were being sarcastic. In which case, maybe I am.

I worried that would come off as sarcastic. T'was intended as a compliment, ma cherie.

So you're saying I'm a terrible cook? :cry: HOW DARE YOU.

Considering we had to call the fire department on you last time you were in the kitchen, I think I have a bit of leeway to be cheeky.

I said the chili was going to be fiery! You had warning! :gonk:

You know I'm a vegetarian. You planned that whole meal just to piss me off :talk2hand: serves you right.

It was vegetarian chili! The tomatoes only had the consistency of burnt beef. :gonk:

LIES! We vegetarians always have our revenge. Our sweet, soy based revenge.

But I don't like meat that much. :gonk:

Well, then come join us. We have caaaandy...

I don't like candy that much, either. :gonk:

I've considered going vegetarian, but I don't think I could, or even want to. I'm much more likely to go pescatarian. That fits better for me.
But right now I live with my parents, so I'm largely confined by what they'll eat (dad automatically hates anything without meat in it) and buy. I've gotten mom to add lots more veggies into things, which is good. Have gotten her to replace beef with chicken quite a bit, too.

Once I'm able to cook for myself, I'd like to cut out red meat and most porks. Having fish regularly, poultry sometimes, and often totally vegetarian meals.

Bah, I hate when people are pushy with foods when you're trying to take care of your health. :gonk: Happens to me a lot.

"HAVE THIS PURE-SUGAR COOKIE!"
"No, thanks. :)"
"NO, JUST COME ON, EAT IT."
"No thanks. I'm kind of on a diet." (except when I say "diet," I actually mean "I don't eat shit ever," but "I'm on a diet" is easier to say)
"OH, JUST THIS ONE TIME WON'T HURT. LIVE A LITTLE."
"I'LL THINK IT'S DISGUSTING, OKAY?! I WON'T LIKE IT AND IT'LL LEAVE A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH FOR HOURS. IT MAY EVEN MESS UP MY DIGESTION. :illgetu: "
"...Just one? c: "

I find that sticking your fingers in your ears and going "LALALALALALA" helps in those situations.

You can easily take your cues from my siggy when it comes to turning down bananas, anna

I think I'm a bit allergic to bananas... Whenever I eat them, my entire mouth, lips, and whatever they've touched gets really itchy. >< And that's the same thing that happens when I eat pine nuts, and I have a skin allergy to pine sap, soo...

Bummer, dudettes. I <3 bananas.

I'm not a huuuuge fan of them in the first place, so I'm not too upset by it. They're good, but a little sweeter and gooier than that I prefer.
Generally, I'm just not much of a fruit person. Unless it's a juice or a smoothie. I like my drinks sweet, but not my foods so much.

Aww, that sucks. D: I love avocados.
I couldn't like, just eat an avocado plain, but I'm okay with it diced in stuff. And I love guacamole. :D At least you can have that, though? So you can have all the yummy avocado goodness. Provided its mashed thoroughly, that is. :lol:

I lurve avocados. I just had some today for lunch. Sliced, and on bread with butter and pepper.