Yeah, pretty much. We are to souls what a weekend spent at the Busey household is to sanity.

A fair assessment. I'm never looking back <3

A wise decision. You never want to see the things that stalk you around the Howse.

Which I had nothing to do with.

I swear.

Gardetto's Special Request rye chips make Flink happy. :drool:

You attacked me with whisks the first time I came in here. WHISKS.

You still whining about those whisks? Honestly, if you'd just calm down and relax, you'd see they're not so bad. Sometimes it's even kind of nice. Like a massage.

I thought it was a token of your affection, HIM -is crushed-

Lol. You tickle ma funny bone, HIM.

Now HIM has eyebrows to wiggle 8D

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And they are real beauts, too :yes:

If you needed eyebrows, you should've told me, HIM! My uncle raises 'em on a farm, free-range style so they're happy and healthy. He's got a sweet deal with a breeder so he's always got top models in stock. He does mustaches, too, but the business is waning in this economy and the recent heatwave. He's lookin' into using the 'brows to mop up oil in the gulf.

I'd put in an order for a tash if I had the money...

He's got some great layaway plans, Biggles. The prices are actually very reasonable. You can check out his stuff here.

Lucky! We just have cedars and junk around here. Nothing useful like a tash bearing tree.

Oooh! -looks-

I think I would look very dashing with a mustache but 1) I can't grow one and 2) my mother disapproves...:(

Do you have any alpacas? Apparently their hair is almost as good as tash hair for oil clean up.

-makes a mental note- alpacha

Or, you know, there's this: Bendable Party Mustache - Archie McPhee & Co.

Those little gachapon machines at the walmart near me have fake mustaches... Not bendable, though.

And that is why Walmart fails. Actually, I've seen them too, at the pizza place here on the island. The illustration on them was a blatant rip off of The Village people. I lol'ed internally.