I laugh every single time I see that Darcy comic. :lol:

Biggles - OMG RLY?


So the astute among you may have noticed my complete absence since Thursday. I spent the last few days at my grandma's house, where there were KITTENS. Three of them. They are precious and darling and adorable and snuggly and fun and wonderful and adjectiveadjectiveadjective *combusts from kitten love*

Vix was gone due to drunken shenanigans with friends :ninja:

I was gone due to...

COLLEGE ORIENTATION OVERNIGHT STAY-RAVAGANZA
-pyrotechnic explosion-

and then...

POOL PARTY ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR-RAVAGANZA
-dynamite explosion-

and then...

CHILLIN' WITH TENTENPUFF IN THE CITY OF NEW YORK-RAVAGANZA
-atomic explosion-

But I'm home now! At least, until Tuesday when I go down to Delaware for a family gathering type thingie-RAVAGANZA!
-cricket chripsplosion-

And I was... watching them on Times Square webcam-ravaganza.

Man, my end of this story sounds so much lamer and creepier.

I was, you know, doing my thing, communing with the universe.

FINANCIAL AID! :illgetu:

-is still celebrating this first milestone-

I'm gonna pretend I haven't spotted that camera so I won't be the creepiest person involved. >>

Pfft. Like the rest of you don't walk around naked in your rooms. Everyone does. Right? Right?

I only walk around nude in other people's rooms. Sometimes when they've let me in beforehand.

I tend to be more likely to get naked when I've drinking than just hanging around in my room.

@ Lee: Was... was that a Fish Called Wanda reference?

No, it isn't, but that's a good movie nevertheless! I've been trying to cut down on the public nudity, though. You'd be surprised about the government watch lists you show up on for five consecutive arrests for public indecency at the aquarium.

What? But all the inmates of the aquarium are nude! DOUBLE STANDARD!

I'm naked all the time.

*wiggles booty in yer faces*

PEEEEEEEBLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

-shakes fist angrily as the credits roll and a Benny Hill-esque chase begins-

-beatboxes in lieu of Benny Hill music-

Pfft, like you guys would ever catch me anyway. :lol:

*escapes down the hallway*

I could catch you. If I didn't have asthma, that is. -sits down in an Adirondack chair and reads the financial times whilst sipping a mint julep.-

For Better Tomorrow, YES!

I could catch you, Peeblo, I just don't feeeeeeeel like it.

-Points firmly at thread- YOU! Do something to entertain me.

There. Entertainment. (it's a comedy video, not a real song)