Oh, no, I meant as you move east in the state. :lol: West in the country in general is fine, west in Virginia gets you into BFE, full of lots of incest, welfare-abuse, and tacky porcelain ducks.

Ahh, admiration from afar... I was that way a lot back when I was on Gaia. Most of the time I was far too terrified to post anything, so I only ever made a few friends. Most people I just knew from lurking. :lol:

Urgh, I wanted to go to bed earlier tonight, but here I am... I've got to go to bed now, I'm afraid. :lol: Night, Biggles. Have fun at the concerty thing!

But incest porcelain ducks sound fun!

Well, it was just that the board was dead, so there was no point in posting, really.

Thanks! I certainly will try.

Happy Sunday, Hoffers! Anyone have any plans for today?
I think I'm going to do some cleaning and rip some CDs for my iPod. Or I'll just sit here and play some computer games. Whichever strikes me. :lol:

Baaack. It seems like forever and a day :lol:

More like 48 hours, but sure. :lol:

What happened to the other Hoffers? Lately it's just you and me with HIM and fairy popping in occasionally.

I know, but it was long in spirit. Not complaining, mind.

I'm... I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with someone adding strychnine to their sugar bowls... >.>

Honestly, it's their fault for having sugar bowls. They were just asking for it. Who uses sugar bowls?

We have a few...

But are they used? Everyone has one, since they're always in china sets.

Hidy-ho, HIM!

@ cherry: Not by me. So who cares?

Yeah, that's my point. No one uses those. :lol:

My dad does...
He uses the regular bone char sugar, and I keep the vegan kind I use in a drawer. BUT I AIN'T SAYING WHICH DRAWER.

I hope it's not the drawer I stashed my rat poison in. :ninja:

I have a feeling that would be the drawer above my sugar. It always smells funky.

No, you're thinking of the drawer where I keep The Funk.

You stole my Funk?! :gonk: How dare you! Funk you!

(ha. Funk. Instead of... I'm so clever.)

-sneaks into HIM's bathroom, steals funk, replaces with a grapefruit, stealthily leaves only knocking over one lamp-

*knocks over five lamps just trying to get a drink*
There's only two lamps in this room, how is that even possible. :gonk:

The magic of the funk?
Also, it is finally time to point out that this is the 1100 page.

I think we should hold a celebration...
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Because Biggles only knocked over one lamp. Page numbers are stupid.

I agree. Celebration! *Blows up balloons* *is out of breath after one*