Sarcastically Random, a thread for self approved goobers
 

I know there has to be a lot more people here that are random and sarcastic and just general smart-asses than me.

so how about we all band together and have a good laugh at our goofyness eh?

in short: this is a hangout for laid back people who are open-minded and don't get easily offended. Topics of discussion? Anything that pops into your little heads, there is no wrong topic in this thread.

so are ya game?

I'm game! Why is no one else though? :(

I'm sarcastic and I love it! I'm also very random... although I really can't think of something to randomally speak about now. The wrestling is on in the background and all I can think about is how pretty Randy Orton is :)

well I'm watching Southpark. . . .
i don't know if thats random at 9:30 in the morning. . . . lol
i would like to hang out here if it doesn't die if your game ^_~

if this thread dies I will totally cry because it means we're the only three goobers in the entire menewsha nation and that would just be sad.

I mean what's life without gooberish tendancies and random bouts of sarcastic smart-assed replies? IS there another way of life? if there is I sure as hell don't know it and I don't want to! :P

so anyway, I was talking to a friend of mine the other day and we were pickin back and forth with each other and I finally had to make my normal threat of 'don't make me poke you'

and the rest of the conversation went as follows:

I wonder if any guy out in the world has had carpet burn on his pecker.. don't ask me why I thought about that but I still find it funny. I can imagine the bow-legged walk right now! hehe

On another note, boboe (my beast of a cat who LOVES water) got another bath today. He's at that age where he's spraying his territory and I don't know if he's spraying things outside and rubbing against them or if he's getting into fights and other male cats are peeing on him...

In either case he stunk so bad you could smell him before he even entered the house!

Lol poor Boboe! He just wants some territory!!
Is Boboe the same one with the matted furr? If so, he sounds like a terror.

With your conversation above I think i would have left it with him saying he'd like carpet burn lol... makes it more embarrassing for him :P

Speaking of random... today our bus routes are changing (which kinda sucks) and I could swear that one of my buses went the wrong way! Obviously I don't know the details of the new route but I'm pretty sure the timetable map was different to what the bus driver did.
I got here on time at least.

Also, yesterday I was playing Zoo Tycoon (I have the 'complete edition' or something) and I decided to increase the size of one of my dinosaur exibits... I didn't realise there was a footpath where I wanted to do it though, and that there were people on that footpath :D
It was great to see the people screaming and trying to run away... unfortunately the dinosaur didn't seem overly interested in them and didn't eat anyone.

yup, boboe is the one with matted fur and he is a total weirdo. This morning I caught him scooting his butt across the floor like a dog!

and i can't be that mean to dysh.. i mean I could but he's too nice and i'd feel horrible :P lmao

that sucks that mr.dino didn't eat anyone. I think it'd be cute/funny to see a little blood on zoo tycoon

meh >_< I'm soo tired right now. I haven't been to sleep since 1pm yesterday and I spent ALL day outside in the blazing sun playing kickball and volleyball with mom's boyfriend's son and my niece.

I wanted to play baseball but T.J. was too lazy to find the bat and ball for me.. which is probably a good thing.

We were playing volleyball and I went to serve and it hit him square in the chest, PICKED HIM UP off of the ground and SLUNG him across the yard.

It scared the shit out of me at first but he rolled over laughing, at which point it was just hilarious. I couldn't do that again if I tried and it certainly was something to see.

I'm all bruised up from serving and kicking. There's a huge purple knot on my right lower arm (which is red and splotchy too) and the entire topside of my right foot is one huge bruise, including my toes!

ah well, it was worth it for some fun in the sun!

on a sidenote we made shish-ka-bobs on the grill and me and my brother's girlfriend rode to the store to pick up a case of beer. She told me to hold the case while she debated on weather or not she wanted a second case. Finally the woman at the counter notices me standing there with the case on my hip and tells me i can 'set it on the counter'. It was heavy.. so i set it on the counter

ANYWAY, pam finally decided she wanted the second case, so she grabs the case and lugs it up front and is all ready to pay when the woman asks me for my id.. my id has been lost for months so I turn to her and say "you need her id, it's her beer, i don't drink and my id is lost anyway"

I'm 24 years old, Pam is 22, the old bitch didn't even ask to see HER id at all. She said since I was the one who put the beer on the counter she couldn't sell it to us because I had no id. Um. hello?? you were the one who told me to set it up there you dumbass!

So we go to walk out the door and they were locked. It's an old-fashioned store and has patio-door type locks.. so pam and I stand there for a good five minutes, she's turning the lock every-which-a-way with zero results while I just stand there biting my tongue..

FINALLY she got the locks undone and as she went to open the door the wind sprang up and slammed the door back against the newspaper dispenser outside.

At this point I just start laughing because I KNOW by the look on the womans face at the counter that she thinks we're being bitches because she wouldn't sell us beer. So i shut the door reeeal slow and easy, trying to make another peep and make my way back to the car, I glanced back once as we pulled out and what do you think i see?

a HUGE dent across the front of the door the EXACT same size as the newspaper stand!

I was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face.

Won't give us beer you say? We'll just trash your door! lmao

seriously though, it wasn't us who fucked up the door, the wind just happened to grab it at the same time pam pushed it open but what are the odds of this happening after a refusal to sell beer?

^ i don't care what anyone says, that shit was CLASSIC!

Argh, I hate that type of rule about selling alcohol... it's the same here. Once, a group of us went to get some drinks and 1 out of 5 of us didn't have ID (he was the oldest out of us all) and they wouldn't sell to us :(

I like the karma that happened with you. Now she has to fix the damage muahahaha!

exactly, that's why i started laughing so hard, i mean what are the odds of that happening??

*sighs* These menewshans don't know what it means to post stalk someone! One person even saying it would be akward to Post Stalk another member they don't know!

They just don't understand the fun involved :(

lol, they should have traversed the jungles of post munkey eh? :P

uh-huh! They don't even get the benefits of post stalking.
If you post stalk someone that likes the same stuff as you.. they do all the work for you!! :D And then you have something else to discuss with them.
When will these Menewshan's learn.

Hehehe I quite like the word Menewshan.

lol i like that word too, it has a certain umph to it.

and if you're post stalking me then you got the shit end of the stick cuz you make way better posts than I do. I'm just the goofy one :P

haha I do post stalk you... it lets me know when you've replied to something I posted :D
And you also seem to reply to better threads than I do so I stalk that too :P

hmm.. i am pretty picky about what i post on. dunno why but i am *shrugs*

nice jammies by the way :P hehe

Thanks haha. I decided I wanted to wear PJ's but something about them makes me unhappy.
I'll think about it :D

So did I ever tell you about the mystery chocolate freddo?

A while back someone left a Chocolate Freddo on my desk. I was kinda freaked out because I had no idea who would do that. I wanted to eat it but wasn't going to until I found out it was string free.
The next day, the Freddo was gone (I hadn't eaten it).

Today one of the TL's here said he saw this guy Tom take it from my desk. Tom claims he gave it to me and when I hadn't eaten it decided to take it back and eat it himself lol.

I think he's lying! It's unlike him to give away free food, let alone chocolate :D

I'm going to interogate him when he gets here :)

nope, ya never told me about the chocolate freddo.. i don't even know what a chocolate freddo is *ponders*

in either case if he DID give it to you tell him he's an indian giver for taking it back and being a hog :P

- by the way i was totally right, my bruises are sooo much worse today. My entire lower right arm is a mass of speckle bruises with an egg sized knot bruise near my elbow crease. My foot seems to have one of those hurts-like-hell, takes-forever-to-show-up-and-go-away bruises. My toes and pretty much entire top side is puffy and tender

Blah... I'm so sick of old people!
I ranted about it in another thread :P
Stupid old people!

i like old people, except for the overly bitchy ones.

I find them cute.

and I guess we're the only self approved goobers eh? what a pity *sniffles*

I'm just getting frustrated with the hold up the line for a chat, drive really slow old people :D

They've been driving me nuts the last few days.

ah the senile ones you mean? :P

and meh, I'm so sick right now *lays her head on the desk*

:( I'm sorry you're sick... to much non sleep?

*shakes her head* some virus thing. it's like a cold and the flu but mixed together. My head is swimming and I can't stop coughing for the life of me, my throat is on fire.. and i haven't eaten in two days..

me so hungry *whines*

:( Yucko... can you take any fluids? Maybe something soupy?

I hope you start feeling better.

I would ask you on a posting spree with me but I assume you're not up to it :(

i slept all day so i'm trying to stay up for a little bit, i'll spree with you as long as my concentration holds.

as for liquids.. water, coffee and juice I tried eating some chicken noodle soup but it din work so I assume it has to be pure liquid with no noodles or anything in it.

:( Maybe milk? It's kinda filling... in comparison to other liquids anyhoo.

I completed my first trade today!! now I need another 150+ gold to get the skirt I want hahah.

And then 1000 for the fan I want, yikes! It will be a lot of effort for me.