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Note to self: Clapping hands is a form of mind control for under-developed humans.
This is a bit of information that should serve me well... *evil grin and finger-tapping* Finger-tapping - The action of cupping one's hands together and hitting the fingertips of corresponding fingers of each hand against each other. |
It only works if it's really loud.
If you line your hands up right (so that the "balls" of your hand -the upper, raised portion of your palm- hits the middle of your palm) it's really loud because you get the most contact that way, rather than lining your hands up perfectly. If you do it right, it can echo a bit in most medium to small rooms. XD It's a handy talent to have. Gets attention. Works well on dogs, too. |
Oh, I just kick the dogs that act up with me.
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Do hope you're kidding. XD
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Of course. I was considering saying shoot, but that's unreasonable, even for me, so no one would remotely believe it.
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Yeah. XD
You could, however, eat a baby. Or maybe that's just my thing. |
Well, duh. That's always been an option. However, that's more of my Sunday thing.
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No Friday Baby Fries for you?
They're like the Fish Fries. But with babies. |
I'll have to try that sometime. It does sound quite good. Have you tried roast duckling salad? It's delicious with a hint of ground kitten.
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I'm more of a baby seal person, myself.
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Clearly. Who isn't? I had some just last week. It would have been more recent, but I need to sharpen my pickaxes for the hunting expedition.
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I prefer blunt knives, myself. It doubles as a meat tenderizer!
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Have you tried power drills with flails attached? Very effective.
(I feel bad for whoever stumbles upon this) |
Ooh, good idea.
And yeah, me too. XD We're fantastically offensive. |
Hooray!
*throws streamers* |
Those are made of unicorn foal skin, right?
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Claro. The balloons are made of giant panda hides.
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Ooh. Nice touch.
I MADE PENGUIN PIE! :D |
Hooray! Just put it on the stuffed polar bear table.
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Now that's just offensive. >o
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xD I am in hysterics right now!
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HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THAT POOR LITTLE POLAR BEAR?!
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Anything's possible with a good enough nail gun.
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Oh, of course. Silly me.
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