Because you know you want to :p The point is to be fun and random. Pairing obsessed please leave because 'you rage you lose' (i.e don't bring in your o/c and have him/her shack up with someone from the series)

Anyone can join in for any amount of time, you're not held to any obligation :)
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Naruto sat beneath the shadows of the giant toad statues, wondering why the sages wouldn't let him anywhere near the hospital facilities. He closed his eyes and tried one more time to tune in to his natural surroundings, having nearly mastered it.

His eyes remained closed, watching as the world around him unfolded as a living organism, flowing with chakra. His theoretical vision expanded, sweeping up the wide mountainside and taking in everything. He suddenly noticed a strange chakra disruption in the medical facilities that made him lose his concentration. The chakra within seemed vaguely familiar, but....no...it couldn't be...

Naruto broke his concentration fully, opening azure eyes and leaning back with an exhausted sigh. He wanted to return to Konoha so bad his stomach hurt.

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Meanwhile, In Amegakure, Sasuke was waiting for his next arc to start.

He glared a the wall, crossing his arms defiantly and hopeing that made him look all the more angsty and emo. Without further waning, the door swing open, revealing a tall familiar frame....

Sasuke dropped the emo look and shrieked like a little girl on crack after midnight.

"You!" He cried, pointing an accusing finger at the intruder.

Karin pulled back her hood, giving him a quizzical look as Suigetsu walked into the room, shrieked, then quickly left. Sasuke continued to tremble as Karin came towards him pouting 'sexily' as she did so. He drew a kunai, waiting with baited breath...

It wasn't until she caught a glance in the mirror that her heart froze. Her face had been contorted into the likeness of the infamous 'Oklahoma Face Raper', and she had suddenly sprouted cat-like ears.

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Meanwhile in Konohagakure, Konan was laughing.