Hidan shook his head as Tobi ran off. If there was one thing the strange man was good for, it was his very eager-to-please attitude. Although from what Deidara had been complaining about, he was too...overexcited? Unappreciative of good art? He didn't really care. As long as he got his soap.

From Tobi's quick success at getting the soap, he guessed that Kakuzu was out of his room when Tobi barged in. Lucky for him, he smirked, Kakuzu would've been pissed to see someone rummaging around his room.

"Thanks Tobi, good job." He complimented, opening the door, still dripping wet with only a towel wrapped around his head like a turban, to take the soap. Ahh, finally a bar of soap that doesn't smell like shit. He thought.

He rolled his eyes. Hidan never understood what was the big deal with Tobi always insisting that he was a good boy...weren't the Akatsuki supposed to be some kind of evil, mean organization? But, just to humor him...

"Yeah, yeah, you're a good boy Tobi." He patted the masked man's head, "Now run along and go bother...hm, why don't you go and play with the girl, Kagura-Kaguya-what'shername, in the main room? She looks lonely, I'm sure she'd appreciate some company..." He said, smirking.

Still smirking, Hidan went back to his shower, clutching the bar of rose-scented soap. He couldn't wait to see Kakuzu's expression when he finds out, even if it'll earn him another stab or two with a kunai.

Scrubbing all the grime and blood of himself, though careful around gaping hole in his chest, he finally finished his shower after twenty minutes of warm water and smelling of rose. Drying himself off, he put on his last pair of clean pants and walked out, the other towel still wrapped around his head, heading back towards his room to gather up all the dirty laundry. He made a mental note to get Kakuzu to buy a washing machine next time...having to travel all the way out to a nearby village just to get the clothes done was simply ridiculous.

Rummaging around for a good ten minutes, Hidan finally got most of his dirty laundry collected. He might missed a few, but he could worry about those later. Sticking his out his room, he yelled down the corridor, "ANYONE ELSE GOT ANY FUCKING CLOTHES THEY NEED TO WASH? I'M GONNA HEAD OUT TO DO SOME CLEANIN' AND I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN!!"

"GOOD!" Hidan yelled in reply one last time before hoisting the huge bag of clothes up. His scythe was once again strapped around on his back, and he made sure not to accidentally rip a gash onto the bag with it. Kicking his room door open and letting it close on its own, he started making his way to the exit to leave. He also stuck a note onto Kakuzu's door that read, "GET. A. FUCKING. WASHING. MACHINE. PS, you're a dickhead."

Meanwhile, Hidan had reached the outskirts of the nearby village. Finding a cleaner's, he walked in, dropped the bag onto the ground, and promptly swung his scythe over at the owner, who made a comical, high-pitched 'Meep!' sound. The blades stopped short with a couple of millimeters away from the middle-aged owner's Adam's Apple, and Hidan, in a casual voice, said, "Here're some clothes that needs washing. I'll be back in an hour, and they need to be done, and dry. Call the authorities or not have the clothes done when I'm back, and you'll think that getting your head sliced off by a giant fucking scythe would be a walk in some flowery garden."

Satisfied with the owner's frantic nods, Hidan strolled back out the shop, scythe carried over his shoulder, and went to look for something to eat. He needed the food to help speed up that healing for that hole still in his chest.

Hidan got back to the base just in time to hear the last sentence. Peeking around the door to the main room and still clutching the huge bag behind him like some bizarre topless Santa Clause, he asked, "What's that I hear about growing bigger? Whatcha guys talking about?"

Hidan blinked blankly at the scene. "Oookay..."

Deciding to ignore whatever just happened, he set the bag down onto the floor and rummaged through it, pulling out a smaller sack filled with the candy he got earlier. "Got some treats for you all. Here." He tossed the candy strips to Kaguya, some jawbreakers for Mayu, and the giant orange swirly lollipops at Tobi. He also pulled out a chocolate bar and stuffed that into his own mouth. "If you're going to the hot springs later," He said, voice slightly muffled from the candy, "count me in. Just...don't go to Yugakure or anything. I fucking hate that place."

"That was the point." Hidan said to Tobi, noting with slight amazement at how the man was eating the lollipop that was the size of his head without needing to take his mask off.

His head whipped around at Mayu's words, however. "Wait wait wait wait...you mean that asshole Kakuzu's coming too? No fucking way...yeah, his old bones probably need the springs for some healin' to keep up the grindin', but no fucking way am I gonna bath in the same pool as he is, so there had better be more than one springs wherever it is we're going!"

"Huh? He did?" Hidan scratched his head, somewhat confused. "He came back to the base with me..." But then again, Tobi had somehow missed the bastard when he went in to get soap earlier, so maybe the old man had gone out again after they got back or something. "And fuck, don't even get me started on that asshole!" He ranted, his right hand twitching reflexively for a pike. "Fucking heathen, always dissing on Jashin-sama, always talking about this and that on the values of money, always complaining about my rituals, and he keeps on stabbing me! I've got more holes on my body from him than all my rituals together, Jashindamn it!"