Ciara was having a jolly good time, she giggled softly, her cheeks hurting from all the smiling she' been doing. If any of the people who knew her saw her now, theyd know for certain she'd jumped ofd her rocker and into the rocket.
"You really shouldn't have gone through all the trouble for me... It makes me feel rather dreadful for attacking you with that wave," she pouted, sitting down in the chair Joker pulled out for her.
(typing on go train, spelling mistakes away.)

((Lawls, nice))

"Oh, no trouble at all" Joker sat down next to her, lifting his wolverine-mask up to the top of his head so he could see better. "HAARRRLEEEEYY, bring out the entertainment! Hurry up now!"

"Coming Mr. J!" Harley called desperately as she huffed and puffed to run around and get everything done all at once. She urged goons along to bring out drinks and appetizers to start while she ran off to the side and called some others to lower a massive cage from the ceiling that took up the entire dance floor.
Once that was done, Harley proceeded to drag a gurney along with Robin strapped down onto it, and stuck him in the cage. double checking a locked metal bracer that had been attached to the arm of the boy wonder, she hopped out of the cage and cartwheeled upon the head table where she pulled a microphone out of her sleeve. "And now, for this evening's entertainment extraordinaire! In one corner we've got the one, the only, the Wonder of Boys, RRRRrrrrrRRRROBIN! And contestant number B we haaaavveeee, some guys we picked up from the streeeeeet!" and several people were dragged into the cage by goons.

Ciara picked up a paper birthday crown and placed it upon her head. She thanked those who brought her food and drink and happily munched away. "My goodness, I didn't realize how hungry I was." She nibbled away on some soda crackers and such.

She arose from her seat when the large cage dropped, "Ooooooo...I didn't know this room had rigging to drop things in. <3" She watched as Robin was wheeled in but didn't react the way she should have to seeing a friend in need. Inside, she sat back down and cheered, clapped and giggled as several person were put in the cage with Robin.

Robin struggled, trying to get a good look at his surroundings, "Ciara? Ciara! Help!" he called out to her when he saw the girl at the table.

"And now a word from our sponsor! Dr. Jonathan Craaaaane!" Harley pointed over to where Scarecrow stood. He was leaning against the far wall, away from the festivities and clearly not that into Joker's playtime. He made no movement to come forward and speak.
"err... And that was Dr. Crane everybody!" Harley quickly spoke again to try and cover. With scattered applause she continued, "So," she turned towards the cage, "this is how the game works everybody! You all gots a fighting chance, but only one of you gets to come out of this alive! Yeah yeah, quit griping, you're all up against the boy wonder, I know what you're thinking 'how could I possibly win?' Well I'll tell ya! You see that pretty bracelet he's got on? It's gonna keep pumping him full of Dr. Cranes scary-juice, so hey, maybe you won't die? I mean, probably, but give it a shot anyway!"
With a flip over ciara's head and to the space behind the table, Harley grabbed a large baton next to a massive gong, "Ready everybody? Set, aaaannnnnd FIGHT!" she smacked the gong as hard as she could, sending harsh vibrations down her arms and shaking her head so hard she fell on her butt.

Joker took out a little controller with a dial and a button. Pressing the button caused Robin's restraints to break free but turning the dial instantly injected the boy with Crane's fear toxin, sending the teenager reeling off the bed and to the side. He gripped the bars to steady himself as the world began to spin around him.

"Ah, it's the boy who wanted me to be his cougar." She commented flatly before waving. As the fight began Ciara began to clap in rhythm and began to sing:

"What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning!..."

(( Drunken Sailer - Irish Rovers - YouTube ))

((I love that song XD))

For a moment or two nothing happened, until Harley added, "did I mention if nobody fights, I'll gun you all down?!" she yelled, hauling a machine gun into view.

Immediately the people in the cage startled to life, tackling one another. One of them decided to take on Robin while he was trying to gather his thoughts, however the attack only ended up startling the boy into action. Robin threw the man over his shoulder and then turned to face the others. He wobbled from side to side, only retaliating anytime someone came too near but never full out attacking anyone.

"Oh come on, give us a show boy!" Joker called as he turned up the dial.

Robin gave out a cry as more of the toxin was driven into his body. He dropped to his hands and knees, trembling. "help..." he gasped, his fingers clawing at the metal clamped on his wrist.

"Put him in a long boat till his sober,
Put him in a long boat till his sober,
Put him in a long boat till his sober,
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning!

Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him,
Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him,
Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him,
Early in the morning!..."

She continued as the begun to fight. She looked over to the Joker, " Give him a chance... The fight's just gotten started." She commented, "...Are we going to do presents after the fight?" She asked.

"Sure thing!" Joker kicked back to watched the show. He looked at her thoughtfully a moment before tossing her the device, "here. You give it a go."

Robin backed himself into the corner. Harley threw some old pipes in through the bars for the average folks who decidedly joined together to get rid of the strongest one there. they gained up against him.

Ciara looked at the device and the big shiny button in the middle. "Push...." She said as she did so. Her eyes widened much like a child in front of a toy store. "Ooooouuu... Push...push.push.push.push." After a short while the little box began to smoke probably from all the button pushing. A panicked look appeared on Ciara face, "Um.A...I..Ummm." She said, Joker wasn't paying attention, as it caught on fire. She quickly threw it on a tray, "Umm Joker..." She pouted very upset, and tugged on his sleeve " I think I broke your button."

"ooo, that's gotta hurt" Joker giggled as Robin took out the average folk, one by one. "Hm?" he blinked and looked over at ciara, "Awww, that's fine. I've got another" he pulled one out of his sleeve and activated it, handing it over to her.

Robin flipped another person over his shoulder before grabbing the last conscious one by the throat and throwing him up against the barred wall. "Slade" he growled, his eyes narrowed in anger but he hesitated, "... I've never been able to beat you like this..." he stopped, dropping the person and backing away in a panic, "it's not real... it's not real... it's not real..." he repeated over and over again as his heart raced.

When Robin dropped the fellow, Ciara got up and clapped, "Bravo! Bravo! Good show. Can we keep him?" She asked excitedly, "And is it present time yet?"

Harley approached from the side, hesitantly "um, M-Mr. J, I hate to interrupt ya but-"

"then don't" Joker cut her off and waved her away, "Bring out the presents! And somebody get Robin there a muzzle before he starts foaming at the mouth."

The assortment of 'x-men' got up and began bringing in a few presents, one in particular was rather huge and, apparently, quite heavy because it took four of them to drag the thing over.

Ciara looked on curiously, she crawled onto the table and swung her table onto the other side. "Wow... What's in the big one?" She asked, her eyes lighting up.

Joker kicked back with his feet upon the table, "Who knows? Open it!"

Ciara went over first toward Robin and gave him a few pats on the head, "Good boy," Before going over to the large present. She gripped the large ribbon and pulled it loose and then proceed to rip the present paper off...

As she began to unwrap the gift, a set of lethal metal claws came tearing through the large box as Logan, The Wolverine himself, sliced his way out and stood before them.

Joker sat up, blinking, "... Harley" he whispered, waving her over, "did you do that?"

"N-no sir, Mr. J" Harley whispered in reply.

"huh... interesting..."

Ciara let out a scream jumping back and onto the floor as the claws came out of the box. She gasped as the real Wolverine, not the Joker in a mask stood there. Her eyes widened as memories of Logan gutting her with his claws filled her head.

She shook her head and began to speak in Shakespeare reciting the same poem from before. Her breathing increased as she crawled backwards away from him.

Logan looked around the room, Joker's men were looking ready for a fight-and slightly terrified. "Alright bubs" the Wolverine grunted as he kicked the last of the destroyed box away from him, "I've come for Ciara, who's gonna get in my way first?"

Joker beckoned Ciara over to him, a dangerous grin on his face as he noted the fear in her eyes, "There there my dear, I won't let the tiny scary man hurt you." he turned to Logan, "She's free to go with you, if that's what she wants."

Blinking in confusion, Logan lowered his claws, "... Ciara?"

Ciara scrambled to her feet and hurried over into Joker's arms, "Thou does not wish to go... The man who stabs us...stabs us.." She mumbled, trembling.

"What?" Logan stepped forward but immediately Joker's men crowded in the way. Stopping, he stared at Ciara, "Drip, it's me. I'd never hurt you, you know that."

Joker patted her hair, "there there, there there. Boys, send the little man away! He's ruining the party!"

"Lies...Lies... I won't hear it." She covered her ears, "I'm not Jeannie... I'll never be her... Can't love a man who never allows himself to get attached..." She mumbled, silent tears dropping.

Logan stared, "... What. The hell. Did you do to her?!" he growled, raising his claws again furiously, "You sick fuck. Get away from my girl."

"Doesn't really sound like she's 'your girl' anymore" Joker smirked, "get him boys."

"uh, boss" one of them looked back, "this is the wolverine... he... he'll cut us to smithereens"

Joker gave the man a deadpanned glare, "And what do you think I'll do to you?"

"... GET HIM!" they all charged to their doom.

((Not your girl anymore... xD))

Ciara held onto Joker, "He's ruining my birthday party... He'll never stop... I don't want to go with him." She continued to mumble till she noticed most of the men were finished, "Flee, flee." She said pulling on his sleeve.

"Hmmm, not a bad idea" Joker noted as he backed away, "Harley! Exit strategy!" he called as she grabbed ciara by the wrist and dragged her towards the back door.

"Yessir Mr. J" Harley nodded, dragging a bazooka out from under one of the tables and taking aim. She fired away at Logan with a direct hit before dropping the thing and taking off after the Joker.

Ciara tried to run along with him but he had much longer legs than she so she was mostly being dragged. She looked back as Harley shot at Logan, "Ba-Boom." She yelled