"True." Joker chuckled. "Though she would point out you had help there." He smirked a little. "She would be right."

Joker laughed out right at that. "So it would seem." He smirked.

"Well, the proof is right in front of us." Gemini said with a chuckle. "Speaking of which, the proof seems to be trying to eat Lucifer's dog food." She went over to intercept the twins, who were in fact trying to eat the dry food Lucifer ate when he couldn't hunt.

Bruce paced around the kitchen, wondering where the heck Lori was. And Damian. And Alfred, for that matter.

Lori reappeared at that moment laughing with Damien who was carrying Martha on his shoulders. "Look day brother gave me piggy back ride." Martha laughed at Bruce.

Joker helped her laughing. "Don't eat that stuff my children it's bad for you."

Bruce smiled wide. "That's great." He said, ruffling her hair. "I was just wondering where you all were. I was starting to get worried." He told them.

Gemini picked up April, who pouted. "Woof." She said sulkily. "Oh hush now, you're not a doggy. You're a pretty, brilliant little girl." That made April smile again. Cal made a huffing sound. "I didn't forget you, my handsome boy."

"Don't worry Cal we're smarter than girls." Joker smirked. "Well smarter than Harley anyways."

"Don't worry be happy." Lori kissed him. "Breakfast is ready." Alfred stopped dead staring at Damien.

Gemini snorted. "That's really not saying much. The hyenas are smarter than Harley." She said, clearly still not over her hatred of the other woman. "But don't worry, Cal is still just as smart as his sister."

Bruce kissed Lori back, smiling. His smile disappeared when Alfred spotted Damian. "Um..." Well, this was awkward. "Lori, I think this one's yours to explain."

"Smarter than his sister." Joker smiled at his little boy and kissed his forehead. "Daddies little man."

"Well." Lori explained then shrugged. "That's about it." She took Martha who was trying to pull Damien's hair. As soon as she had her Alfred hugged Damien "well that's a first."

"Lies!" Gemini said. "Cal is mommy's little boy." April pouted, jealous that they were fighting over Cal and not her. "And April is daddy's little girl." Gemini added, making April clap.

Bruce nodded. In all his life, he couldn't recall a time when he'd seen Alfred hug anyone. Still, it made him smile. "Well, how about we all have a nice breakfast together?" He suggested.

"There both ours." Joker kissed April's forehead. "And I love them equally."

"That would be nice." Damien grinned and helped Alfred to his seat before claiming his. "Smells great." He dug in with gusto. "Goodness." Lori chuckled feeding Martha small pieces.

Bruce sat down next to Lori, chuckling slightly. "I wonder if insane hunger is a side-effect of being reanimated." He said.

"Would you like to find out?" Lori offered grinning a little. "Don't kill him." Damien sighed. "I wouldn't." Lori shrugged. "Don't have any of your friends do it either." Damien snorted as Lori chuckled. "Its almost like you know me to well."

Bruce rolled his eyes and chuckled, even though the conversation was a bit creepy. He had absolutely no doubt that Lori could kill him if she wanted to. "Thanks but no thanks. I have no desire to learn that kind of thing firsthand." He said.

"Very well." Lori kissed his cheek and went back to eating while Damien snorted into his milk. "You two are strange." "Is there a point?" Lori smirked. "nope." Damien smiled.

Bruce chuckled. "A lot of couples are strange. Maybe you'll be strange when you get a girlfriend. Speaking of which, I haven't seen Helena since yesterday." He commented.

((Permission to make a character for Damian?))

"Probably busy wedding shopping." Lori laughed at the look on Damien's face. "Yep married." Damien grimaced.

((Granted.))

((Yay! Wolfie will introduce her soon.))

Bruce chuckled and shook his head. "If that's the case, we probably won't see her for a few days at least. Hey, there's one heck of a wedding gift: just show up with Damian, alive and well." He said.

Lori giggled "I think she would have a heart attack." she leaned against Bruce smiling as Martha played with the piece of waffle.

Joker played with the twins while the hyenas watched them with interest.

"Well, we can't have that. We'll just have to let her know beforehand." Bruce said.

While the twins were being entertained by their father, Gemini managed to get a little housework done.

Joker half watched Gemini. "You moms the best person." he smiled at the twins.

"Mom, dad I was wondering if..." Helena was holding a planner in one hand as she stood in the doorway staring at Damien. "Hi sis." Damien grinned. "What?" she looked from one parent to the other.

Both twins tilted their heads in confusion. "Mama?" April asked cutely. "Pretty?" Cal added, thinking that perhaps that's what his father meant.

"As if on cue." Bruce said, turning around to face his daughter. "Helena, you may want to sit down. Your mother did something incredibly dangerous...again." He said. He then glanced at Lori, letting her take over.