Lori shrugged "if I didn't do dangerous things I wouldn't be me." She explained and at the end Helena crushed him into a hug. "Can't breath." Damien gasped.

"Yes she is pretty." Joker grinned at them.

Bruce gently pulled Helena off of Damian. "We'd like him to stay alive this time, Lena." He said with a smirk. He was glad to see that the two of them had gotten so close.

The twins clapped in agreement, glad they got it right. "What are you teaching those two?" Gemini asked from the kitchen, where she was currently sweeping.

Lena blushed. "Sorry Damien." Damien chuckled "It's alright Lena you just want to show how much you missed me." Lori smiled "One big happy family."

Joker grinned "Nothing to evil I promise." he laughed.

"Well, I officially have everything I ever wanted." Bruce said, taking Lori's hand and smiling at her.

"Okay~" Gemini said, not caring too much as long as they weren't doing anything dangerous.

Joker chuckled and started showing them how to pick locks.

Lori smiled back. "Three great kids, Ace, Alfred and the best wife ever." she kissed him making Helena giggle and Damien fake gag.

As it turned out, Cal was a natural. April had a bit more trouble, but she managed.

Bruce kissed her back, ignoring the reactions from the kids. "Exactly." He said when they pulled apart.

"So what shall we do?" Lori leaned against him. "I thought maybe we could go dress shopping." Lena smiled. "I'm game." Lori squeezed her hand.

"Makes me so proud to know you two can do that." Joker sighed happily.

Bruce looked at Damian. "That's our cue to go do something else." He said.

Gemini came over and sat down, having finished her housework. "What are we proud of?" She asked. Cal held up his little padlock, which was open. "Ah, lock-picking. I was always pretty good at that. So, who's a natural like mommy?"

"Cal but April did just as well." Joker smiled at the twins. "Your not mad I taught them something bad?"

Lena grabbed his arm. "No daddy I want you and Damien to help." She pouted and gave them puppy eyes.

Gemini smirked. "I decided to let it go. Don't forget, after I lost my nurse's job I went to robbery for a living. Anyway, you're going to whether I like it or not, and some skills are important to have, even if they never use them. God forbid one of them should be kidnapped, picking a lock could save their lives. Besides, I'll be teaching them good things whether you like it or not, so we'll be even." She said.

Bruce cringed. "The face...I can't resist...oh, all right. Only for you. But after this, the only wedding planning I want to be a part of is paying, okay? A man can only do so much." He said.

"Hurray!" Lena pulled them Bruce to her car while Damien took Lori's arm helping her into the car. "This should be fun." Damien chuckled climbing then yelped as Lena floored it to the bridle shop. "I can't wait to get my dress!" Lena jumped out when they got that her mother followed. "Girls are strange." Damien sighed.

Joker grinned and kissed her hand gentle. "As you wish my lady." he tilted his head in acknowledgement.

Bruce kept his eyes closed the whole ride, clearly praying to survive. When they got there, he got out of the car shakily and followed Lena into the dress shop. "Yes, they are, son." He said in answer to Damian.

Gemini blushed slightly and smiled. "Take note, children. This is how you treat the people you love." She told the twins.

"Why is it they ensnare us?" Damien blinked at all the white. "And why do we let them?"Lena and Lori where gushing over the dresses trying to narrow down the choices.

"Even when your evil you have to treat your lady or your man right. It will be a lonely life if you ruin your love life." Joker squeezed her hand.

Bruce shook his head. "It's all about the face. They have this look that they give, and for some reason it makes us men give in every time. It's like some evolutionary technique they developed to become the superior race...and I think it worked." He said.

Gemini nodded and leaned over to give him a kiss on the cheek. The twins both giggled. "Eew!" Cal said brightly. "Kissy!" April added.

Joker laughed and grabbed April kissing her cheek. "Kiss for you."

Damien laughed and then blinked as he was loaded down the dresses. "Oh boy." he grimaced. "This will take forever." Both girls glared. "Not that, that's a bad thing." he paled then sighed in relief when they took the dresses and vanished into the changing room. "That was scary."

April giggled happily and turned to her father. She half-kissed his cheek, looking proud of herself. "Kissy!" She said. Cal, looking left out, held his arms out to Gemini. Chuckling, she picked him up and kissed him. "Kissy!" He said, repeating April's gesture.

"Always remember that when you're dealing with women, you should keep most thoughts to yourself. Especially the true ones." Bruce told his son with a sigh.

Joker chuckled. "We have perfect children...there evil and good. As a bonus there both cute."

Damien smirked. "Thanks for that advice dad...even though it was a little to late." he shook his head and sat down blinking as Helena came out in a Cinderella style white dress blushing softly.

Gemini nodded. "I agree. Hey, maybe they'll both settle for being anti-heroes, and then they'll be good and bad and we can both be happy." She said, looking at the innocent little faces in front of her.

"Sorry, Damian. I'll try to tell you these things in time from now on." He said, before looking at Helena. "Oh, Lena...you look beautiful." He said.

"Like Lori? I'm fine with that." Joker nodded then yawned. "Getting tired in my old age."

Lori grinned. "We may have a winner already but try a couple more on." Martha who was tucked into her stroller clapped her hands and giggled. "OK." Lena vanished and after several tries she came back out in the first dress. "Its a lot." Lena showed Lori the price tag. "Hot fish!" Lori exclaimed.

Gemini chuckled. "Maybe not exactly like Lori. She's scary." She said. "Why don't you go take nap? I'll stay up with the twins until their nap time."

Bruce stood and came over to look at the price. Even he flinched. "That is quite a lot...but if this is the one you want, Lena, then I'll pay for it." The parents of the bride traditionally payed for the wedding anyway, so he figured this was just the start of the near bankruptcy he was in for by the end of it.

"If your sure dad." Lena grinned and changed buying the dressing going down to alterations where they left the dress to get fixed. "Know lets pick mom's dress and a flower girl dress for Martha." Lena took her mothers hand and picked up Martha. Soon a diaper wearing Martha came out giggling as she reached her father. "Daddy." she clung to him. "Martha!" Lori came out scowling.

Joker nodded yawning more before stumbling off to bed already asleep when he hit the pillow.

Bruce laughed and scooped Martha up. "What are you doing, silly girl? Little girls shouldn't run around without clothes on." He said, kissing her on the cheek before handing her back to Lori.

Gemini watched, then turned back to the twins with a smile. "Your Daddy is silly sometimes, but he works hard." She said. Both twins smiled back, pretending to understand, before they tackled their mother, and playtime started.

Lori took Martha sighing they came back out Martha wearing a soft pink fluffy dress with a rose at the waist. "Dressy." she giggled. Lori meanwhile was wearing a soft blue dress smiling softly as she held Martha. "It's not to bad." Lena mused. "I like Martha's but moms is a little plain."

Bruce nodded. "Martha's is perfect. Lori's dress is beautiful, but the color doesn't suit her. I think a darker blue or a red, maybe." He offered.

"Look you being a fashion expert." Lori teased handing Martha to him before vanishing into the changing room when she came back out she was dressed in a blood red dress that was simple but sparkly enough.