"Is that the tree of life?" He asked, staring at it.

"Yep!" Pen grinned happily.

"Okay.....that explains a lot." He said, touching the tree.

"No touch." Pen screeched going to bite his hand but Finx saved him " I won't." she laughed "Pen gets aggressive if you touch the tree." she lead the way to a beautiful house sat next to a lake. A young girl hugged her "Rena-chan!" "Hello Bell." Finx grimaced.

Mordecai felt out of place. Plus that tree was......calling him. He didn't know if he was going mad or what.

"Mother and father are arguing again about Eve and Adam." Bell sighed then smiled at Mordecai "Hi."

"Salve, pueri ignea"he said. "I am Mordecai. Who may you be?" he asked, kneeling to her.

(Translation : greetings, fiery child)

'' CHILD!" Bell screeched " I am older then you by a couple zillion years." she kicked him in the face and stormed off dragging a laughing Lilith with her.

((I have a cuteness staring at me))

Mordecai picked up Bell, before she got away, and threw her, as far as he could, knowing that it wouldn't hurt her in the slightest. "Seriously, why does every female see fit to hit me?!"

Bell neatly somersaulted in the air and landed on her feet. Suddenly she was the size of Godzilla "HOW DARE YOU TOSS A GIRL! Just to see her under thing." Finx burst into laughter know that was not what he meant. She went to step on him "What sister it wasn't like that." Finx snickered as Bell shrank "Well it seemed that way." she marched away.

".....bitch be cray-cray. "Mordecai said, twitching.

"You should met aunt Lori my moms older sister." Finx snorted then yelped as someone hugged her. The girl was as short as Bell but looked 50. "Speaking of." she hugged her back "Aunt Lori meet Mordecai." Lori smiled at him "Sup home slice!" she hiccupped.

"Wassup my homie. "He said, repeating her speech.

Finx sighed "I'm going to take her to bed." she walked off

An hour later Pen found him "Have you seen Finx?"

Mordecai pointed to her room. He was on the ground, with no shirt, just staring at the sky. He looked...content.

"I just looked...Did she take Aunt Lori to her room?" Pen looked worried.

"She said something about that. "He said, looking for a Potato. "Where did that damn Potato go...?"

"OH NO!" Pen groaned. "There off getting drunk aren't they?" she sobbed

"Wait, whose drinking? "He asked, picking up his Potato. He then put it into a Distillery, and started it up. He used Potato's to make Vodka.

FInx-chan and Aunty." Pen sighed " Finx may even get drunk enough to do it with someone else."

Mordecai dropped his stuff, and ran to get her.

"That's what I thought." Pen nodded satisfied.

Picking up finx, he flew back to pen.

"HEY!" Finx was drunk off her donkey.

Mordecai offered her some vodka. "Fresh brew. This is the good shit." He said.