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da hell, where am I? [andy, momo, & buffy]
Dafuq Note: This is not a serious story at all. it's meant to be silly and weird and have hot boys. The only serious part/s are when events happen and they are serious. Also, Andy, if you do not realize this by now, let me tell you what you get to do: you get to be all da hot boys. Have fun! <3 Two girls (and one of the girl's servant) and an animal are sucked up by some head master king dude's mansion because he's bored as fuq and wants some interesting people bring some happiness and amusement into his sausage fest of a life. All the people/servants he has living with him are hot guys. Available, hot guys. Oh yeah. I hope y'all are comfortable with yaoi, cuz it's goin' on. When the girls and animal are sucked in, they are all like "WUT. WHERE BE WE BE?!" and they're all like "OH, HAWT BOYS." AND DEN DA HEAD MASTER KIND DUDE IS ALL LIKE "YOU BE LIVING WITH ME, GIRLIES" and den the girls are like "SAY WUUUUT?". This wonderfully written and grammatically correct plot is brought to you by the letter P, the most phallic shaped letter of them all. Rules • No godmodding • No one but me, buffy, andy, and mods (if they need to) can post in here. Everyone else can only READ what is posted in here. •HAVE FUUUUN <3 • I have the right to add and change rules whenever I please. • 69 is the supreme number. Deal with it. Form Please use the form below for profiles Name: Age: Gender: Eye and hair color/s: Height: Breed: Powers: Weapons, personal objects, ect: Personality: Bio: Picture/s: True form: other: My profile Name: Seinna Nightshade (Say-Anna) / Nimbus (Nimmy for short) Nightshade Age: I'll never tell Gender: Depends on my mood, most of the time I'm Male. Eye and hair color/s: black/purple hair & Sea Green eyes, Blond hair & blue eyes, White hair & Blue eyes, Blue hair & Red eyes, Purple hair & Pink eyes, Blue hair & Blue eyes, and lastly White hair & blue eyes. Height: All male forms are different heights. Innocence is the shortest one, being only 5 feet tall. My true form is 6'. Breed: Mutansidhe (mutan-shee) (made this breed myself, I'll give you information in other. just click the spoiler) Powers: I shape shift and can summon fire in order to protect myself Weapons, personal objects, ect: My beloved servant. Personality: Sarcastic, trouble maker, perverted, flirtatious, sometimes blunt, yet kind...when she feels like it. She gives personalities to her forms, too. But you'll see them in action soon enough. Bio: I've been around a long time. Memories blur together. I have secrets I may tell...when i trust you. I have a wonderful servant and prefer to be in my male forms. I also tend to be 'active' when I am Lust, if you know what I mean. Although all of my forms (except my true form) are linked up to emotions, beware of Rage. I never transform into Rage due to the fact I just wan tot kill everyone in sight. When my emotions are out of control, I either Rage or Sadness. Hope for sadness, because he'll just cry. Innocence, Happiness, Wisdom, and Strength (the one I am in most of the time) are the ones you want to be around the most. I can control my emotions best in those and act normal. Picture/s: Lust Wisdome Rage Happiness Innocense Sadness Strength True form: True form Other: SPOILERName: Cage Age: A little bit older than Mistress Gender: Male Eye and hair color/s: Blue hair & Gray eyes, and White hair and Red eyes. Height: 6'9" in each form. Breed: Protector Demon. Powers: I can summon any weapon. Weapons, personal objects, ect: Always keeps dual pistols on hand Personality: Quite, protective, honorable, loyal, kind hearted, doesn't get Mistress' perverted jokes. Bio: Mistress saved me form being killed when I was a wild demon. I would go on killing rampages and do what I pleased. I was fighting my nature as a protector demon; doing the opposite of what I was supposed to. Mistress slapped some sense into me, literally. I am now bond to her eternally. When she dies, I die. Picture/s: <3 true form: <3 Other: I am nothing without my Mistress. Mistress allows me to go on a rampage once in a while, but only when she commands me to. Andraus: buffythevampireslayer12: |
Name: Elizabeth (Izzy)
Age: 18 Gender: Female Eye and hair color/s: purple hair, turquois eyes Height: 5'8 Breed: human Powers: none Weapons, personal objects, ect: Lizzy always keeps a knife for protection and she has a locket that is very dear to her. Personality: Outgoing, funny, flirty, hyper. Bio: Lizzy is a very sweet girl. She grew up in a middle class family and never let anything put her down. She tries seeing the bright side of situations. Nothing every makes her sad. She also has a pet goat. Picture/s: http://i1191.photobucket.com/albums/...2ye8dmcopy.jpg True form: other: she has a pet goat named snap xD |
(Sorry it took so long for me to post, but il be honest, I'v not been in the mood lately for rp's, especially with my ACT's. they're done with now, and I got plenty of relaxation time now. I'm not going to bother with profile's, but The first 3 picture's on my Home-page are the character's. Il let their behavior be self-explanatory )
One of the Butler's, the oldest by the look's of it, bowed to the Two Newcomer's. "Hello, and welcome to our Lovely Estate. My name is Adam. While my Associate's prepare a Luxurious meal for you, I shall escort you to your living Quarter's. If you'll please follow me. "He said to them both. The other two went away, to get the meal ready. |
(Wait, do you mean the first three pictures I posted on your profile were the ones you chose? o3o Or are you talking about something else? Because I don't see them. And I believe you mean three. Cage is with Seinna, rememberrr? And I hope you did well on your ACTs!)
Seinna's was in her Happiness form, eating a bowl of ramen when she was suddenly transported into a different room. She was sitting down with her legs bent beneath her. She blinked as she slurped up the last of her noodles. She looked the butler up and down, glaring at him. She was confused on how the hell she got there and why she was there. "That was a nice little introduction, but can you tell me exactly why the hell you had the nerve to bring me here? And what do you mean by 'Living quarters'?! I'm not staying here!", Seinna said as she slammed her bowl down and got up. She folded her arms over her chest and stared at the man. Cage was sitting next to Seinna and polishing his gun when they were transported to some odd place that definitely wasn't their home. He was rather confused as to how they got there and a bit weirded out by the butlers. He put his rag away and quickly put the gun back together then put it in his pocket. He got up and said nothing. Seinna had already taken care of asking questions. He didn't feel the need to get protective either since he didn't sense any bad intent. Though his attention was directed to the girl with pink hair. |
Lizzy was in the park sitting on a bench when she was transported. She fell on her butt because of it. She stood up and rubbed her now sore butt and looked around. What was this place. Her attention went straight to the butler when he spoke. They were gonna live here? She could deal with that. She liked the looks of it and her apartment was a dump. Plus the butlers all seemed hot. Her goat got her attention beside her. She forgot she had been with her. She picked up snap and pet her while waiting to see what was going to happen. She noticed the other female and the boy too. She wondered why they were all here. When the butler said to follow him, Lizzy began following after him. plus she knew everything would probably be explained better. Or atleast she hopped.
( I am so making my girl clumsy as hell xD) |
"I'm unsure why your here, that was up to the Head-master, owner of the Estate. "he said to her. He then lead them to a window. "About 150 acre's of the area is farmland. We use that to export heavily requested item's, such as Leather or meat. I'm pretty sure that's how the Head-master built up the money to Raise this estate. "He said to them.
"There are many serving people here, but they are all male. I hope that won't bother you. "He said to her, looking at them. "We see women at the gate's to the estate sometimes, but that's it "he finished. He then lead them to two Room's. It looked like a millionaires suite. "Just ring the bell if you need anything, me or my Associate's will come quickly. "he said, then stepped into a shadow. He was gone 'snap' just like that. |
Seinna huffed and unwillingly followed the male. She was miffed she was here. She was watching the last few minutes of Space Monkey and now she missed the epic conclusion. Wonderful. "Yeah yeah yeah, climbed to the top by doing that blah blah blah. Doesn't mean he has the right to take us here.", She said, acting a little grumpy. Then all that grumpiness faded when she heard that it was all male staff here. She did her deep perv laugh and rubbed her chin. "Oh really? I could live here.", she said. Cage just rolled his eyes at her remark. Once they got to the room they weren't really that phased. The estate in Seinna's world had rooms similar to this. Seinna walked in and flopped on the bed. She picked up the remote and started flipping through channels. "They better have the Big Bang theory.", she said. Cage sat next to her, looking serious as usual. "What's wrong, Grumpy butt?", she asked. "You're not even slightly worried about why this guy wants us here? Just because their is a fine choice of ass around doesn't mean we can just relax.", he said. "You worry too much. Besides, we can just kill him if he tries any shit. Then we'll kidnap all of his pretty men servants and have them live with us."
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Izzy's eyes went wide when she saw the rooms. She went into hers and jumped onto the bed and sprawled out. Snap jumped on it with her and went straight to sleep. Wow. An amazing house and guy servants ripe for the picking. She sat up and began gazing around the room.
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In Izzy's room, she would see flash's of light. If she bothered to look, she would see a different butler, taking picture's of her. He chuckled, a menacing sounding, and jumped away, into a sewer system.
A spider crawled down in front of Both Cage and Seinna. It spoke, in a husky human voice. "Dinner will be ready in 15 minute's. Please, be presentable. "it said to her. |
Seinna was minding her own business, flipping through channels when a spider came up to them and started talking to them. Seinna let out a deep manly scream and jumped up. "Holy SHIT! It's a talking spider! Kill it, kill it!", she said with the look of disgust. She grabbed a random magazine and rolled it up. She then got ready to smash the spider, but cage grabbed her wrist. Seinna, it's a servant! You can't kill it! It just wanted to tell us when dinner was ready!", he said. "I don't give a damn if it's bearing news of food! If it sneaks up on me looking like a goddamn spider, it's gets smashed!", she said as she tried to get her wrist out of Cage's grip. "Just leave it alone! It's not trying to hurt you!", he said as he took the magazine out of her hand and then released her wrist. "You're lucky I'm wearing sandals!", she said to the spider.
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Lizzy got angry when she saw someone taking her pictures. Why was someone taking her picture? She hated when people did that. She heard him chuckle and dissapear and decided he wasn't worth going after. Snap, however, had other plans. She jumped off the bed and ran after the butler down the sewer. Lizzy sighed and ran after snap.
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The Butler was hiding in a corner, looking scared to death. He suffered from zoophobia, and had a deathly fear of goat's "okay! okay! I'm sorry, just get that thing away from me!" he said to her, cowering in a corner.
The Butler changed into a white tailed brown-hare. "Is this any better?" the rabbit asked. |
Seinna picked up the butler by his ears and smiled. "Much better! Why, if i had a dress and some hair bows you would be in them right now!", she said with an evil smile on her face. Cage smiled, "I wonder if the cooks will be making rabbit stew any time soon.". Seinna laughed and smiled at the rabbit. "Now now Cage, if we can't smash the Butlers we can't eat them either., she said as she held the rabbit like a baby.
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Lizzy was a bit confused but picked up snap. "May I ask why you were taking my picture?" she said. She wondered why he was scared of Snap.
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The butler shifted into a cat, and deliberately crawled onto her shoulder, then turning into a bird. "Dinner shall be in 5 minute's now. I suggest that you ready yourselve's. You will find your belonging's in the drawer's. "He said, and flew out the window.
"Unlike most men around here, I'm one of the few straight guy's. You know how rare it is to have women in the building? let alone pretty women?" he said. He kept scooting away from snap. "get away from me!" |
"Why are you scared of my goat?" she asked. She noticed he said pretty women. "Is it really only guys here?" she asked. She put snap behind her and scooted her out then looked back at him.
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"So tell me, kitty. Are we going to meet this magical man who brought us here at dinner?", Seinna said. She huffed and changed into her True form. She grew several inches taller and her clothes changed. Once she was in her true form, her wings stretched out for a moment before she folded them onto her back. "Ahh, it's been a while since I've been in my true form. Feel nice.", she said. Seinna ran her hand through her long red hair and then looked at Cage, "Ready to go?". Cage nodded and got up.
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The cat lead the group to the dining hall, before turning into his butler form. He then seated both Cage and Sienna. "if you require a table wine, might I recommend the Tamika 403 vintage?" he said, sounding more like a Waiter.
"I suffer from Zoophobia, on the record of a Goat attacking me when I was 5. "he said. "I hate goat's. "He said."-and yes. The only staff here are male's, and a Broad majority are gay. Me, and 2 other's are not, but that's about it. "He said. |
She would love this place she thought. "Ok well ii better get going to dinner. I don't know the way though. Could you show me?" she asked. She understood him being afraid of her goat but hopefully he wasn't afraid of her. She waited for his answer.
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Seinna followed the cat through the mansion. As they walked through, she was looking around the place. It was a nice looking place, though Seinna had seen better. It was definitely something a guy decorated. Once they got to the dining room, Seinna pulled out a chair and plopped down in it. She crossed her legs and leaned back in her chair. When she went to look at the cat, she was surprised to see him turn into a person now. She smiled and checked him out before she let out a laugh. "I thought you could only shift to animals, what a fool I am for thinking that.", she said. "Yeah, just bring us the bottle. I might need it. I have a feeling this is going to be a headache.".
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