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Old 06-30-2009, 10:00 PM

((We so are a spin off XD I love My rp with Desired Hate so much that im addicted to it. But as she isnt on as much as id like i needed to find another way to quench my thirst for the Rp o'awesome))

-Name-
Raizel
-Gender-
Male
-Age-
Very old (looks about 18)
-Aperence-

Very very light blond hair, so blond that it loos white, with two red strands around his face and at the very tips of his hair. He typically wares tan bandages that go all around his chest and up to his neck so it looks like sleeveless shirt of some kind. On top of that he wears the clothing portrayed in the picture. His wings are mostly white with a black strand in between the start of the wing and the flight feathers.
-Bio-
Raizel has been an angel for as long as he can possibly remember. If he was ever human, he doesn't know anything about it, though he has his suspicions that he was at one time. He is very much apposed to any form of work and will slack as much as he possibly can. And can you really blame him? If you had been working for the 'Holy One' as long as he had you'd want a little time too. But sadly there are no vacations for 'God's' little helpers. He finds humans very entertaining, and weird for that matter,and likes to watch them in his spare time and lately he has been walking amongst them off duty. Just for fun of course.

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Old 06-30-2009, 10:40 PM

(WERE NOT A SPINOFF....thank you PIMCP....xD....uh anyway...)

-Name-
Zarias
-Gender-
Male
- Age-
Older than time (looks 19)
-Appearence-

Except with white spots so it looks like the night sky.
-Bio-
He's an angel. Yay. It doesn't make him happy but he's immortal so he doesn't complain. I mean he loves the 'Big guy' and he'd love to chill with Jesus. But they are always too busy. And on top of that he doesn't have many friends....well any actually. He isn't very important in the eye's of Heaven. So much for all being part of the body of Christ...though maybe that only applies to humans. In which case they are the lucky gints. His job is in reincarnation of the people in Purgatory. So half the time he wasn't even in Heaven. No wonder he doesn't have friends. His job is the bottom of the pile. Or so he feels but he enjoys it.

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Old 06-30-2009, 10:42 PM

Raizel sat on his invisible perch a good twenty or thirty feet off the ground, seeming to be lounging on some form of unseen bed or something very much like it. For him, it was a low altitude to be sitting at, not that any mortal could actually see him mind you, but none the less he was usually smart enough not to take any chances by going this low. But it was far too nice to be all the way up in the sky's, just snoring around like some mindless idiot like the other angels that were out doing the big man's work. It was the nicest day that they had had in a very long time. Birds chirping, butterfly's, bunnies and all that jazz. Far far too nice to be doing whatever it was he was assigned to do, not to mention that he had forgotten that was in the first place. No it was far too nice.

He was just lounging around, soaking up the sun and eating his best new discovery. Strawberries. He loved them. He loved them to the point that it might actually be considered a sin. He loved them so much he had dyed his hair their color, giving him a sort of ridiculous look that screamed 'I just discovered hair dye!' But really he didn't need to eat them, seeing as he wasn't exactly, well, living. But that didn't mean he couldn't indulge himself a little. Never mind the fact that he wasn't allowed to indulge himself.

Rai sighed to himself and threw a handful of strawberry leaves at some unsuspecting human making the poor soul jump and look around frantically. He chuckled and looked up to see if any of the other angels had seen it. It didn't look like it.
"I wonder how long it'll be until they send someone to yell at me..." He wondered to himself. Giving a big stretch he decided that he didn't really care and would deal with it when the time came.

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Old 06-30-2009, 11:04 PM

Zarias chuckled he just sent the last person off for the day. He was an ax murder. Guess what he was coming back as. That's right. A pony. He shook his head. It wasn't really wrong. Though maybe he should have been a dog? No dogs can hurt and attack people. Horses do labor...that's how he will atone. Zarias mussed thinking as he walked around the middle land toward the secret hidden entrance to Heaven. Though it wasn't much of a secret. Nor was it hidden.

It was in fact a huge blinking sign saying This Way to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. In fact some of the Middlers, which is what Zarias call the humans in Purgatory...though they were in fact ghosts. Anywho some of them walk up to the Gate and try to go through. That was if Zarias felt they didn't need another life to learn something or to atone. And sometimes even then Gabriel would deny them with his Big Book of Your In, You Wait or Your Screwed. Which was the literal name of the book.

His job wasn't fun sometimes people had to go centuries before he could figure out what to do with them. Though it allowed him to be lax with his job and take frequent breaks. They weren't going anywhere. It was sad they were seemingly his only friends. But most of them couldn't talk. Most of them were little kids. Babies. Stillborns. Misscarages. Abortions. The last word made him shudder. He hated that idea. Those little ones. No he couldn't think of it. Some other time.

Zarias sighed walking through the passed looking at the Gate. He knew that Gabriel had recently been promoted. Or was it demoted? He didn't know or care. All he knew was that the new guy was and ass. He was never there. Not that he really cared but there tended to be a build up of new deads. And Heaven had a law. 7 Days waiting to get in? See Zarias for new life. It was actually a sign. With stupid flashing lights. Micheal's idea. The prick. So anyway a build up here meant a build up and more work for him.

He rolled his eyes. The gate job wasn't hard all you have to do is look up the person's name and see where they go. And let angel in! Always. Except Santa....er Satan... But NO. The new guy was off doing God knows what...or maybe he doesn't. Whatever. So needless to say Zarias was stuck until Mr. No-show, showed.

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Old 06-30-2009, 11:29 PM

Ray popped another strawberry into his mouth and nearly choked on it when a large hand smacked him on the back of the head. He, of course, did not breathe and therefore could not choke, but it didnt mean it didnt hurt. Damn badly too. Raizel looked up to the offending smacker with a horrid glare. The being was very tall with long wavy golden hair that went far past its toes with six huge wings. One set covered its eyes, its feet and annother was to fly.
It was a Seraphim. Great. He knew he was in deep trouble if this guy, or girl, he really couldn't tell, came to pick him up. Seeing as they where Gods little cheerleaders and maids by trade. Also they where incredibly stupid little gits.

"Holy holy holy!" The thing boomed. Ray rolled his eyes dramatically. He did mention that they were stupid didnt he? Seraphim couldn't actually talk. All they could say was 'Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God Almighty, who was, and is, and is to come' with some variations here and there. But that was basically all that they could say. And if you think it was annoying you have no idea.
"I know i know im supposed to be down with that purgatory guy right?" Ray said.
"Holy!" It yelled.
"Yea i know you dont have to yell..." Ray said, just guessing at this point what he or she was saying.
"Glory to god in the highest!"
"Gods pissed at me?"
"Holy"
"Do i have to go see him?"
"HOLY HOLY HOLY!"
"What?"
"Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God Almighty, who was, and is, and is to come"
"What? You just want me to go do my job?"
"HOLY!"
"Ok, ok! Im going ok!"

The annoying angel thing seemed satisfied with this. Raizel scowled at the thing and flew off to the purgatory gate the Seraphim following him to make sure he went where he was supposed to. The gate wasn't very hard to find though and he didnt need to be babysitted by this retarded excuse for a heavenly being.

Raizel landed at the gate a few minuets later and waved at the other angel boredly.

"Yo..." he said indiferently.

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Old 06-30-2009, 11:41 PM

Zarias just looked at him and shook his head. "So you are the new guy..." He shook his head again. "I think I by chance that I miss Gaberiel..."

That was in fact a hard thing to do. Think of that annoying kid in your school who just wants to be you best friend your lap dog. An that was what he was to God his lap dog. But to everyone else he was the snide cheerleader. Same as Micheal. Which is why the two of them made Gay (as in happy...i think..) Pride Friendship bracelets with each other in their spare time.

In any case it didn't matter. New guy was here and Zarias could finally hand in his report to the Prick and the Lab Dog. Which sounded like a very good book. He'd have to talk to Judas about his new idea. Judas, yes the Disiple who committed suicide and tends to wear leather pants. That was so not a joke. He was stuck in Purgatory forever. Though it was by his own choice. He refused to leave. And hey Zarias didn't mind the company. Though he secretly thought he was one of Satan's spies.

Zarias sighed walking to Raizel. "It is about time you showed..."

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Old 06-30-2009, 11:56 PM

Raizel roled his eyes dramatically at him. This guy was a total flake. He could just see his thought process. Ok he couldnt actually see his thoughts but he could see his expressions. Did he even notice that he was moving his face as if he was talking. His lips never moved but his expression was changing ever so slightly as he thought. Ok, it wasnt as obvious as he had put it, but if you had been watching humans for as long as he had you would be able to pick up on these sorts of things. In fact, when he went down to earth, his favorite thing in the world to do was to freak people out by just looking at their expressions. Once he had been looking at this guy who was eyeing up a particularly busty girl who was quite subtally coming on to him. He had been sitting in the park bench next to the guy. It was so easy to tell what he was thinking about. So, just for fun, he had come up to him and whispered, 'Yes you will go to hell if you tap that blond bitch. What would your mother say if she could see you now? Even thinking about cheeting on the woman that fathered three of your children. For shame!'

The guy looked at him like he had seen a ghost. Which he kind of did, because he had forgot to become entirely solid. He had run away screaming like a little school girl. It had been a good day. Really he was very good at helping people. He didnt see why they didnt just assign him as a guardian angel or something.

Snapping out of his internal rant Raizel looked up at the Seraphim with a frown.
"You can go now." He said with a sigh. The thing just smiled stupidly and nodded, flapping off in the other direction like a giant malformed chicken. It was just painful to watch. Why did God make those things anyway?

Ray turned to the other angel and looked at him, top to bottom. He looked ok. Annoying. But ok. He decided to lay out some ground rules. Ray sighed and placed his hands on his hips with a bored expression plastered on his face.

"Listen buddy i dont want to be here probably just as much as you don't want me here. So lets just keep out of each others hair and you and I will get along just fine Mk there skipper?" He said boredly and flopped down on the non existent floor holding his lantern. The lantern was held up on a large well crafted mint and gold colored pole with many beautiful markings and a angelic wing jutting out of the side.

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Old 07-01-2009, 12:07 AM

Zarias stared at him for a long while after that. Who did this guy think he was. He looked bored. With everything. "Did your wings grow in late?" Zarias asked finally. Watching him. It seemed likely. Maybe he was a late bloomer or something.

Was that even possible? Did God make mistakes. Zarias believed he did. Though he probaly blamed it on free will. This thought made him smile. Although it didn't last long and he quickly shruged looking at the angel.

He didn't reconize him. A list of maybe's ran through his head. But then he paused at one. And the looked again a the angel. Yes. It seemed possible. The maybe was of course...or maybe not of course. But maybe this Angel needed a friend as badly as Zarias himself needed one.

Zarias wasn't sure if he wanted to be that lazy bums friend. He frowned walking over anyway the sooner the Gate was open the sooner he could get back to work.

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Old 07-01-2009, 01:57 AM

"What do you mean by that?!" Raizel snapped at him. He was pretty sure that that was an insult of some kind. Though, he wasn't exactly sure what it even meant. Hed figure it out eventually. Still, despite that he didn't really understand what he meant by it, he glared at the other angel darkly. He was quickly deciding that he did not like this guy.

Didn't he realize that by 'out of his hair' he meant 'absolutely no contact what so ever'? He didn't think that that was very difficult to grasp. Most of his buddys understood when he just wanted to be alone the intelligent ones, which was all of them because he didn't do very well with idiots, left him alone when he was oozing a pissed off aura like he was now. Sure, he liked to be around humans, but that didnt mean that he was antisocial did he. Well, hopefully he would get the message sooner or later. Hopefully after he explained his insult.

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Old 07-01-2009, 02:44 AM

Zarias shrugged, "It doesn't matter does it...would you just open the Gate please..." He asked he didn't want to be around this new guy any more. He was a strange one. His personality. It wasn't a good one. Lazy. Indulgent. Yeah not a person Zarias wanted to be round. He'd have to ask for a key though the Gate so he didn't have to talk to this one. Zarias paused as he thought. What if they did make keys for the Gate. It would sure make his life easier.

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Old 07-01-2009, 02:51 AM

Ray just grumbed and got up, using the lantern pole for a crutch. He could tell that the other angel was not a fan of him. Good. Now it was a mutual hatred. Good for him. Raizel couldnt help but smile a little at the thought. To think he would have to spend time with this guy, for who knows how long, was just mindnumbing. So much so that it was giving him the giggles. Maybe he was crazy. He shook the thought off and brushed off his robe with one hand

Walking towards the gate he sighed and placed a single hand on the door lightly, only his fingertips even brushing against the surface. With a lovely sound, something like the sound of brids, the double doors of the gate swung open.

"There..." he said, looking back at the other angel, "Happy?"

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Old 07-01-2009, 02:55 AM

"A bit....look I truly don't care if you postpone your duties and run off where ever you go...but please do try and do some work...you don't want to be a Fallen do you?" Zarias asked looking at him before heading in to Heaven. Honestly he didn't like it in Heaven. To perfect. Nothing seemed real. He sighed. There were birds chirping and all other lovey-dovey stuff. He sighed once more and proceeded on with his business hopefully he would be able to find some kind of key. Probably not though.

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Old 07-01-2009, 03:02 AM

Raizel looked away almost apologetically at his words. Almost.
"No," he muttered and followed the other angel into heaven. No, he didn't want to be a fallen. It was one of his worst fears. Yes, he committed the sin of sloth, but it wasnt really that bad was it? Was it? Dear Jesus he hoped not. Being a fallen was his worst nightmare. Residing in hell and all that. But worst of all he feared the evil that might live inside him. That had been his greatest fear ever since he could remember. It was a very human fear, perhaps residual form his human life, though he did not know if he had ever had one. One of the main rules of being an angel was that you had to let go of your past. Most angels probably begun as humans. But without memory they had no real proof if they where created first by God as angels or as humans. That mystery made Ray curious and curiosity led him to fascination with humans. If for no other reason that he might have been one once.

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:02 PM

Zarias paused looking back at him with a smile, "Of course you don't...no one wants to..." He nodded in approval. So the guy was a total sloth. Maybe. He sighed heading to where Gabrieal was he didn't like giving reports but he had to do so every other year. And this was that year. Joy. Giving them made him proud of what he had done but no one else cared. Or so it seemed.

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:11 PM

"Right," Ray said, straightening himself and pushing the thoughts about the fallen out of his head. He didnt need to bother himself with that at the moment. Instead he focused himself on the task at hand and followed the other angel into heaven. He wasnt particularly fond of heaven mostly because human souls in heaven where sort of, um, high, for lack of better term. And a high human wasnt really much of a human after all, so he found himself detesting them.

The reason for their euphoria was that heaven was basically eternal happiness, which meant that they were in total bliss all the time. Usually the souls just floated around giggling like goofballs and not caring who watched. It was kind of weird. Raizel often wondered exactly what made them so happy. He assumed it was the whole eternal peace thing but he liked to imagine that God was spraying a bunch of laughing gas all around heaven. Ether way he didnt like it, mostly because that bliss wore off after a good thousand years, to angels at least, humans always seemed receptive to it.

Ray followed the other angel inside and went to go to work only then realizing that he had no idea what he was supposed to be doing there. Right I'm the new guy, he thought to himself. With a sigh he poked the other angel in the arm lightly, clearly disliking the need to do so.

"Yea...so...what do we have to do exactly..." Ray asked.

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:28 PM

Zarias paused and turned. "You. Don't. Know?" He said slightly fearful. He looked around to see if anyone was there before dragging him into an alley. "Seriously no one told you?" He asked looking at him. Sudenly everything was clearer. "I'm so sorry I shouldn't have gotten angry at you like that I just thought you knew what to do....It's really quite easy. I'll explain it to you." Zarias smiled.

Poor guy. Zarias had thought him a moron but really he was just confuse and unsure what to do. "We should start over. Merry met...I'm Zarias...Angel Guardian of Purgatory...and you?" He smiled. Maybe this guy wasn't so bad. He didn't seem it anymore. Poor guy. He repeated him self in his head as he waited for him to introduce himself.

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:36 PM

"No...No one told me," Ray said a bit afraid that he had suddenly just been mildly assaulted into an ally. He had been on earth long enough to know exactly what people did in alleyways. And truthfully he didn't want to be experiencing anything even remotely close to that any time soon.

Suddenly the angels attitude changed. He was much more friendly. Um. Ok. Bipolar much? Well as long as he wasn't rapeing him in an alley it was all good. He listened quietly as the angel revealed his name. He couldn't help but note how well Zarias rolled off the tong. It was really a very nice name. Far better than his at least.

"Um...Nice to meet you i guess...Im Raizel...I'm the Angel of...well im not really much of anything really...I dont really have a tittle or a solid job. But i guess now id be the gatekeeper...or the Co-Guardian of Purgatory?"

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:46 PM

Zarias laughed, "Yes something like that..." He smiled. "Your job is simple. You tell people where to go within 7 days. All you have to do is look in the book and look under their name. But you have to make sure to only let good people through the gate....though very rarely do they go straight through."

He paused thinking, "On occasion you have to help me decide what do send a person back as...and that is about it actually..." He smiled lightly. "Any questions?"

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:49 PM

"No not really..." he said smiling a little. This may have been the best gig that he had ever had. He basically had to look peoples names up in a book and say whether or not the could or couldn't go through. Easy as pie. He reminded himself to kiss whoever assigned him to this job. Not to mention that, since they had to wait seven days to get in, he would have plenty of time to go down and chill amongst his human obsessions.

"Its so easy.." he chuckled allowed. Then he realized that they where indeed not at the gate, "But uh...what are we doing in heaven then?"

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:54 PM

"We have to give status reports every other year on what we've been doing..." Zarias explained calmly. He was happy that Raizel seem to understand what to do. And was willing to do it. He sighed launching into an explanation on the reports.

"It's a bit boring we basically just have to say how many people have been sent to Hell vs. Heaven vs. Purgatory. That way God can see if he needs to make a miracle or create a saint. And that's about it...we just have to keep tallies on the people and maybe remember some names..."

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:58 PM

Ray just grinned at Zarias broadly.
"So...basically, your going to be doing all the talking," he said and grinned. After all, what could he do. It was his first day after all. What did he know about who had and hadn't come through the pearly gates. Nothing that's what! This may just be the best day ever.

He admited he did feel a bit useless, not being able to do just about anything on his first day. But hey he didn't have to do anything! This could very well have been his dream job. No this was his dream job. He had fallen in love with this job. Did he mention he loved this job?

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Old 07-01-2009, 05:02 PM

Zarias nodded, "Yes for this year not for the next time though..." He didn't mind giving the entire speech it was easy. Tiresome but easy. Just like his job. He smiled happily. He was right Raizel wasn't as bad as he had thought. Maybe they would be friends. But right now he couldn't think about that. Right now he had to give his report.

He sighed, "Alright now come on we have to go...we'll be in trouble if we are late for the report."

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Old 07-01-2009, 05:06 PM

"As if I'm not in enough trouble already," he muttered to himself, but followed Zarias compliantly. He wondered if he would be scolded for his laziness. Probably. It was almost a certainty. But it wouldn't be that bad, after all he considered sloth to be one of the lesser sins. The worst that would probably happen would be that he would loose his job on the first day. Now that would be bad. He really didnt want to think about punishment at the moment. So he pushed the thought aside and followed Zarias, a light smiled emerging at the sides of his mouth.

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Old 07-01-2009, 05:12 PM

Zarias made his way quickly through Heaven pausing every now and again to see if Raizel was there or not. He stopped in front of a big building and took a deep breath before turning the knob and entering. "We are here..." He annonced to the room which was filled with the Archangels, Jesus and the Disciples as well as some random Saints and all the Popes.

Zarias made his way to the center of the room and quickly gave the report. When he was done Jesus nodded his head and Zarias genuflected and left. Once outside he turned to Raizel. "See...not so bad..." He smiled.

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Old 07-01-2009, 05:14 PM

"Well that was...painless," he chuckled as they left, "Weird that i ended up coming on the one day when you had to give your report"

It was kind of odd. But Raizel didn't think too deeply into it. It really didnt matter ether way. At least now it was over with and he could move on. He wondered if they had to go back to the gates. Or maybe they would have some free time. The anticipation was killing him.

 


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