-Milk-
Milk is half cow and half demon, with long white cow patterned hair with bright red eyes. She wears a sexy red bustier with a black and green jacket, she wears a short grey and black skirt which has a similar pattern to the jacket, the skirt also has netting attached which is decorated by a red trimming or frill at the bottom.

Personality wise Milk is often seen to be kind-hearted, but that swiftly changes when the subject of milk arises she hates the product despite being a demon that produces mass amounts of milk, she will do anything to rid the world of all diary products. Although Milk may seem laid back, this is infact decieving as she often gets very envious of what others possess and wants what another demon has for her own, she has a very bad reputation for stealing another demon's lover in order to end up cheating on him in the end. Those who know Milk well are very careful what they say to her, as she has a surprisingly short fuse and can attempt to kill at any moment if she thinks one is attempting to insult her, this is due to her large amount of pride.

Here is a picture that CuddlyQuiche drew of my OC Milk.

-Soup-

Soup is a pure blooded demon with a canned soup addiction. Her vegetable green hair and carrot orange eyes are not the best camoflage for an assasin, but she won't change it for vanity's sake. Soup usually wears punk style clothing along with lolita styled clothes at times.

Soup's personality is quite different to Milk's, which makes them sometimes lock heads in conflict. Calm, serious with a cold approach to her lines of work, Soup can also surprisingly show a gentle nature towards children and animals.

Soup's history can be foggy at most, with amnesia by a bullet blow to her skull that shattered her memory cells into little pieces of ash, Soup constantly searches for her true name and purpose in life.

No Image of Soup has been made yet.

I stood infront of the desk infront of my boss... God she is such a pain, I don't even know why I work for her anymore other than the fact that the pay is good. The name of my boss is Mennie the stupid rabbit demon she is, she thinks so is so good getting in the Mennie ad on the front page! I should of been there! I am so much better looking than Mennie and her mass number of siblings, for crying out loud she is just a green rabbit! What is it that the company love about her! That I will never ever know.

Staring into her pupiless white eyes I wondered what stupid mission she plans to give us next... The missons she gives us are stupid, if they wern't so stupid we'd succeed because I'd actually feel the need to put some effort in! I mean come on! How is protecting the Mayor from the fangirls important?! He has body guards right! I was soon brought out of my train of thought when Mennie cleared her throat. I gulped Mennie might be a little green bunny but she was powerful and when she wants my attention I dare not ignore her knowing the punishment that comes from that. I watched as she racked through the drawers of her mahogany desk, finally she pulls out an A4 sized brown folder and hands it to Soup. I don't understand why she always gives them to Soup I scowl under my breath, but remain silent knowing I will likely have to work with her.

I stared at the brown A4 envelope that felt quite light this time. I wondered if it held photos, history information and locations at all. I glanced at Milk with her lips pursed in a slight scowl, then back at the seal on the back of the envelope. Gently breaking the seal on the back, out came a single sheet of paper. In large letters came the words:

Mission: Yumeh the cat is hungry, go catch fish to feed him.
This is an important mission handed to you by the mayor himself. He was quite satisfactory with your previous work for him and demanded Assasin Soup and Assasin Milk to feed his cat.

Instantly my mind set into motion. A starving cat?! We couldn't have that, he'd turn to crime to feed himself and then because of crime get involved with god-knows-what substances! My eyes glinted with righteous fury and passion. Oh how good youth felt! I turned to Milk with a serious manner and my background burning with passion and I formed the words on my lips.

"A starving cat called Yumeh is in need! We must save him!" My deadly serious face made the room quiet with thought.

I couldn't quite take in Soup's words did she just say we had to feed a cat?! A CAT?! I felt sour at the thought of our missions I thought they couldn't get any stupider, did the Mayor think we we're in pre-school or something?! Swallowing my strong dislike I knew there was no arguing with Soup once she got that look in her eyes... She was just too much of a "goody goody I'm gonna save the day!" sort of demon.

Sighing in disbelief at the stupidy of this mission I walked out the office with Soup. Turning right I walked down the ridiculously long corridor till I reached the first set of double doors. Pausing I turned my attention to the device that required I enter in my ID code. I entered in my 4-digit ID into the system and the doors unlocked allowing me to open them and enter another long corridor. I continued walking until I reached the 6th door down, opening I enter the preparation room, which is full of many useful and useless items. Sighing I head toward the back of the room where the fishing gear is stored. I reach a steal safe and wonder why an earth the Mayor insists on having this stuff under high security... Grabbing dial on the safe I turn it until I hear a click and the safe springs open. Within in it is all the useless crap we need to go fishing including a wooden boat... WHY A WOODEN BOAT!? Can we not have a proper fishing boat like everyone else! This company is so cheap! It is ridiculous! Fuming I look to Soup who seems to be beaming at the prospect of feeding Yumeh the Mayor's stupid cat.

But I wasn't behind Milk when she turned to look at where I should've been behind her. I had already jumped out of the window from the top floor to the ground floor and waited seriously outside as passing humans walked by gawking and a single kid pointed going "Look at her mamma! She crazeh ladah!" The mother ushered her child away quickly.

I took out a packet of what seemed like cigarrettes, but I opened the packet to reveal chocolate stick in white wrapped paper and stuck it in my mouth. I waited, my face set in stone, calmly waiting for Milk to hurry up with our equipment. A tap at my shoulder made me turn around, with surprise and shock my chocolate stick snapped in half and fell to the floor in slow motion.

A tall creature stood above me, glaring down at me, but with a posh voice it said, "Please excuse me madam." I glanced back at the tall creature, it's white and black pattern looked familar as humans backed up in shock and screamed, "What's a cow doing in the city!?" The cow with a top hat walked in the organisations building.....

Picking up my chocolate sticks, (since littering is bad!) I placed them in the bin and another shadow came up behind me.

I'd finally gathered my equipment and was not outside fuming. Soup had jumped out the window AGAIN?! I approached her she seemed oddly jumpy, was it because of my stupid Dad? I don't get what is with him and that top hat! Also why does he walk around scaring people just by sneaking up behind them and saying excuse me?! Growling I looked at Soup and decided to reassure her "do not worry that is just my stupid Dad, he often does that just forget about him". Grabbing Soup by the wrist to make sure she didn't run off I began to make my way to the Mayor's house only to realise that Soup was the one that should be leading the way because I do not know where the Mayor's house is and Soup does or atleast has the map needed to go to the instructed location.

Being dragged by Milk was a wonderful experience I shall not forget, her strong hands wrapped round my wrist, her dad flying past in the distance, birds singing from trees being struck by rain and chasing them to underground caves where dwarves hid in secret hoarding cookies and rum.....I snapped out of my dream land after being knocked unconscious by the brutality of Milk's grab.

Milk was looking at me expectantly, then I remembered our mission! My youthful fires burned again! I took a step on a rock that appeared from nowhere (Thank you Sudden Dramatic Rock Demon you saved my pose once again!) and shouted, "YUMEH WE SHALL SAVE YOUR TUMMEH!"

Remembering my wings, I flashed them out and zoomed ahead. But I forgot Milk and came back quickly, swung her (she was in the boat) on my back and flew off to the Mayor's house to get Yumeh and take him fishing for food before it was too late!

Finally we arrived and Soup had landed, one thing that bugged me though was the fact I couldn't help but wonder when an earth she grew wings. Mr. Mayor stood at his doorstep with Yumeh looking impatient, putting on a fake smile I walked over to him only to be asked "You have the fish already!" Realising we'd made a mistake coming here first I said the first thing that came to mind "No, we decided that Yumeh would enjoy fishing with us" At that Mr. Mayor seem irritated but then seemed to take in the idea I had come up with.

Sighing with relief I picked up Yumeh and handed her to Soup, Soup glady accepted Yumeh seeming happy she'd had been given the responsibility of taking care of the cat. Mr. Mayor then spoke "Ok do not take too long, she is very hungry and do not let her eat till she is him, you knew the fish need gutting and the bones removed. I do not want her swallowing any bones as they would make her very ill". At that I replied with my fake smile still fixed on my face, that now faultering "Yes Mr.Mayor we will take good care of her and return with plenty fish within an hour". At this Mr. Mayor seemd very happy and dismissed us allowing us to leave on our mission. I looked to Soup who I hoped knew the best fishing spots in Menewsha.

Yes, I knew an excellent fish spot. I snuggled up to Yumeh with love and snuffled her soft fur as she purred deeply. Walking, since I thought that flying would upset Yumeh's already starved tummy, we started to walk through a fishing town. I didn't smile at the people around, as I was searching out the excellent spot that I remembered.

I spotted it, I ran towards the large lake, I grinned with youthful glee! And swurved quickly to the hut near the lake and order one large tuna fish as I slammed a large dollar bill on the desk.

The man was shocked and screamed a little before shakingly giving me the tuna fish behind him. I couldn't fish in the lake water, with those cat fishes, horse fish and tv's who knows what mutations they have in them to upset Yumeh's tummy. I also ordered an ice cream and slurped at it as I turned to look at Milk.

I tilted my head to one side, curious, "Why do you have a boat Milk?" Yumeh copied me with a "Nyeh?" as she chomped down on her tuna.

I looked at Soup in disbelief and sighed "The same reason I have two fishing rods and a bunch of bait in this bad, to go fishing!". I knew my eye was most likely twitching with frustration, however I had learned to remain patient due to my brother being such an idiot who requires every little thing to be explained to him.

I went to the stall and bought another tuna the man handed me another tuna without a word looking a little unsure. Looking him in the eye I asked him a question "Do these tunas have any bones in". The man sighed with relief he looked uncomfortable talking to me, but he replied "No need to worry I removed all the bones". I sighed with relief and gave Yumeh another tuna deciding that Mr. Mayor would never know that Yumeh had, had a little food without his supervision. I approached the lack and placed the boat in the water, finding the nearest post I tied the rope attached to the boat to it. I placed the bag with all the equipment into the boat and got in myself, looking over to Soup waiting to see if she got in or not. Whilst waiting I thought about those televisions and catfish and came to the conclusion that they should be thrown back into the water if caught.

I was going to go in the boat with Milk at first...but then I saw a giant cowfish looming under the water and thought better of it as the cowfish closed in with utters at the fire.

The water still everywhere as the cowfish closed in on Milk, it's eyes glinted with evil intent. I could feel my body start to run and scream, "Nooooo!" In slow motion, I saw Milk in the boat completely clueless as to what will happen to her.

The Cowfish made it right in front of Milk and revealed it's udders like a cowboy in a western revealing his guns and fire twice at Milk's forehead with....ermm...milk.... Once, twice splash! Against her.

I felt every other living creature and the dancing undead still in their steps as Milk drenched in....milk was still in the boat. Unsure as to what kind of apocalypse would happen, I hide with Yumeh behind a trash can.

I stared at the whalecow in utter disgust, I could not believe what had just happened that little fiend had just squirted me with the most disgusting substance in existance. My nostrils flared as I prepared to charge at that monster, but it quickly jumped back into the lake. Unfortunately for it I can swim and water does not deter me from getting my revenge oh no, it most certainly did not. Locating my target amongst the other whalecows I prepared myself to dive in, feeling glad that I can recognise the different species due to their unique and individual patterns. I dove into the water head first and hit my target a little harder than intended but this did not bother me all it meant was that I now had a whalecow impaled upon my right horn. Oh no I was not removing it, it shall serve as a warning to the other whalecows what fate awaits them if they ever do dare to even attempt to squirt me with the disgusting substance, oh I cannot even speak its name. I can only stand the name if it referred to as my name rather than that disgustion substance that is within all dairy products.

Climbing into the boat I sat down, yes I was dripping wet, yes I had a whalecow impaled on my right horn, yes people we're staring at me, yet I did not care I felt contented because I had gotten my revenge. Looking toward Soup who seemed to be expecting an apocalypse to happen... I smiled toward her to let her know I was not going to go on a killing rampage today.

She was going to go on a rampage, I could tell. The whalecows were starting to swarm angrily around the little wooden boat (made from a poor pine tree!) and were all grumbling in their strange whalecow language that goes "Moosh." alot. Apparently cows could understand a little bit of the language, also alot more if they were fluent in english too.

As I contemplated on how far I should run with Yumeh before the apocalypse threatening before my eyes could unravel, a large shadow crept up behind me.

"MoOOoo!" The cow with a top hat leapt from out of the garbage can and onto the boat with Milk! His nostrils flared as he pawed the boat, a small crack whispered to my ears as he pawed harder at the boat and at mooed at the Whalecows severely.

I watched and could not help but notice that Soup looked highly uncomfortable. I sat considering getting out of the boat to comfort her, yet I felt as though she'd flee if I moved even an inch. The communication of the whalecows caught my attention, although I was not perfectly fluent in their language I could tell they we're up to something and not happy about the fact that I'd pretty much had one of their friends impaled upon my right horn. The thing that bugged me most was that I could swear that milk was involved in this plot, at that I twitched and began comtemplation the death of each individual whalecow, perhaps Soup and Yumeh best keep their distance.

Just as I went to look over the boat to try and catch more of what was being said movement from the nearby garbage can caught my eye. I watched the garbage can for several minutes, at which no more movement was to be seen, maybe it was just my imagination. I soon brought my attention back to trying to listen into this conversation and for once I wished my Dad was with me, he is very fluent in their language and most of the time he knows what they are saying. I on the other hand, have never been very good with other languages I am fluent in only two languages cow language and human English, others that my parents attempted to teach me later on in my childhood are ones that I struggle with and whalecow is on of them.

I looked at the whalecows scowling oh yes they definatly planned to strike but not before... I was brought out of my train of thought by a loud "Moooooo!" Turning my head I see my Dad flying out of the garbage can! Next thing I know he is in the boat stomping his feet! Feeling annoyed at this I leap out the boat especially since I just heard it crack and it will not be a small crack at that. I watched carefully as the whalecows seemed to swim away taking my Dad's warning seriously, obviously he had sensed the danger of my temper starting to flare. Once he was done he left out the boat tipped his hat to us and left. I stood there shocked and annoyed, especially when I noticed the boat was starting to sink....

As Mr. Cow-with-a-top-hat tipped his hat towards us and disappeared into the distance with a final moo, I turned back to Milk with a wary glance. I asked, rather dramatically, if she was alright? And I saw a shudder run through the whalecows as they sped further into the distance as well. I had wondered what Mr.Cow-with-a-top-hat had said to them, possibly involving their gory deaths at the hand of Milk.

I stared into the distance, the trees fluttered and waved with the wind. Soon dusk would come and we had fed a cat well to the brim with tuna. But once again a train of thought tickled my mind. I turned to Milk question poised on my tongue ready to be unleashed into the air, my face drawn into serious lines, "Milk? Where are you?" Milk had disappeared from my line of sight, as did the boat and I saw bubbles bubbling up from the lake.

I stood behind Soup shaking with rage, which seemed to be fading as the whalecows sped away with much haste. Without any time wasted Soup asked how I was in a rather dramatic way, before I replied I noticed that Soup was staring at the spot where the boat had sank. Ok so Soup thought I'd not got out the boat and sank with it... IS SHE AN IDIOT, WHY WOULD I STAY IN A BOAT THAT WAS SINKING?! Sighing I put a hand on Soup's shoulder to reassure her "don't worry I'm ok lets by some tuna from the stall and pretend we caught it to Mr. Mayor and invent some dramatic story about how the televisions sent out laserbeams in order to destroy our boat. After that I approached the stall and bought some tuna, hopefully Soup will enjoy the idea of creating a herioc story about how she saved Yumeh from the evil televisions.

STORIES! But although I found it disgraceful to pretend to do something we had not, I loved making up dramatic stories and the cat had been fed. So all was well. As we walked back to the Mr. Mayor's house, something darted from the trees to the bushes. I stilled, Milk crashing into my back.

I stared at the bush as it wiggled about and the suddenly....

I grunted as a collided with Soup's back. I blinked and looked in the same direction as her to see the bush moving in a way that told me that something had recently dove into them. Walking toward the bushes I decided to investigate, perhaps we had an assasin following us looking to harm Mr. Mayor or worse a rabid yaoi fangirl looking to pair up Mr. Mayor with the nearest male passing by.

Crouching steathly I made my way toward the bush knowing what lies within could be cold hearted and extremely unforgiving. The bush shuddered again, I had been spotted and the culprit was escaping! I could not have that! I got up to standing once again and began to charge at the area sprinting with much haste. I spotted my target and had to turn to stop my self from hitting my stupid DAD! Unfortunately turning left was not the best idea and I ran head first into a tree. I fell onto the ground and felt my back hit with with some force. Getting up I felt extremely dizzy, my vision blurred and I had no balance, everything was spinning around me, before I knew everything went black... I could hear noises around me, possibly Soup running towards me or my stupid Dad checking if I am ok.... I just hope that I wake up soon so I can give him my own piece of mind.

Milk was down! She had swurved into the tree to avoid the Cow-with-a-top-hat, I couldn't believe it! Milk had avoided capturing someone obviously suspiscious! I ran, Yumeh clinged to my head as I ran, and charged the cow-with-a-top-hat. No-one hurt my comrade! I jumped, my powerful legs taking off and slapped my feet into something hard! The Cow-with-a-top-hat had deflected my blows with a giant FROZEN tuna, he smirked and took a famous Kung-fu pose and mooed deeply. Wiggling his front hooves at me, he challenged me to a duel.

I leapt at the cow-with-a-top-hat, he smirked again and dodged. I spun against a tree and leapt back at the cow-with-a-top-hat....but he had disappeared from my line of sight! I then noticed movement as a boy stood over Milk and the cow-with-a-top-hat mooed viciously towards the boy. The boy grinned and gracefully sidestepped the charging bovine with a top hat.

The boy looked at me, and I could see in his eyes. Greed danced in large flames in them.....who was this boy? Why was he near Milk?

All was still black around me... From what I could hear Soup had attacked my Dad, not that, that surprised me, she had no idea who he was... I heard my Dad run off like he always does from fights, he only seems to fight when he feels that someone or something important are being threatened. I attempted to move but my body refused, oh this was just great am I going to be out for ages?!

What is this now someone is standing over me?! When I wake up I am kicking this pervert! Ah my Dad charged at him, but he managed to dodge?! Ok I am seriously annoyed! Not only was he standing over me, but now he is mocking my Dad! This kid was so dead, he thinks my family are so weak they cannot defeat him! Once again I tried to move but no luck... What are they doing, is one not supposed to get help when one is unconscious?! However, with a little more effort I cracked an eye open what I saw was blurred, but everything went back to being black to me... I must of hit my head real hard off that tree...

I had no clue who this boy was or why he was here. But he stepped towards Milk, who was not moving what so ever. As he bent forward to grab Milk, a large shadow loomed behind him and smacked him straight into a tree. The cow-in-a-top-hat had returned and pawed at the ground in disgust at the boy.

It seemed, for now, that me and the cow-with-a-top-hat were allies to protect Milk. Not that I knew why he would protect Milk....maybe he was a defender of Justice! My flames of justice burned behind me and I stood by the bovine's side and stared down at the boy.

The boy with greedy eyes, stood up and grinned as he shook his head, he turned to us. "The girl will be mine. She belongs to me!" And with that he disappeared into pretty sparkles that distracted me and a butterfly flew past gracefully. I smiled at the butterfly....then remembered Milk! I turned quickly to her side to awaken her, the cow-with-a-top-hat also turned and mooed sadly at Milk.

I began to come round and slowly my eyes opened, the light was bright and hurting my eyes. I also noticed two shadows looming over me like worried mother hens that had just had their child knocked unconscious. When I realised my Dad was one of them my intial reaction was to yell "IDIOT" and then send him flying with a punch to the face. After that I sat up my head still hurting quite badly. Looking to Soup I decided I should speak to her so she doesn't get the wrong idea. "Don't worry that is just my stupid Dad again, following me like he always does!" Smiling I attempted to get up, although I was a little unsteady on my feet at first I soon regained my balance and composure and my vision seem to of returned to its former glory.

Looking at Yumeh and Soup I noted that neither had been hurt, looking to where my Dad was I noted that he had once again disappeared from sight. Sighing I signal Soup to follow me in no time at all we arrive at Mr. Mayor's. I rang the doorbell several times it was not long before his servant or butler not sure which arrived at the door "I shall inform Mr. Mayor of your arrival please follow me to the guest seating area". Hoping Soup was following I walked in and followed the man into the grand manor, it did not take long to reach the guests seating room. I noticed that Mr. Mayor had given the room a victorian theme which consisted of four cream jaquard sofas that had walnut frames. In the middle was a victorian table made of the same wood, beneath them a luxurious white shag pile carpet which did not match the victorian theme at all... At this I shook my head.

The cow-with-a-hat-fiend had escaped again! I hadn't heard Milk talk to me at all. But when she signalled I followed, keeping an eye out warily for the enemies that seemed to be closing in on our lives.

A butler appeared at the door when Soup rang the doorbell, and I decided to do a quick recon before entering the building. I smashed through a window after scouting the garden twice and entered a rather dreary room of gloom. It had maple syrup stains everywhere and walnut cake was smashed along the floor and in the middle of the room was a black dog, his name tag shining. I claim closer and the dog spotted me and propelled itself forward towards me with the wagging windmill of its tail.

I saw the name of the dog, Chester and another black dog trundled along on chubby paws and bounded up happily. It's name tag named the second black dog, Trunks. They then spotted their previous mission and dashed for the walnut cake and maple syrup and ran out of the door quickly down the hall.

I chased after them, hoping they'd led me to Milk, since I was very lost now.

I noticed that Soup had not followed me slapped my palm to my head I wondered where she was. I sat down deciding that she'd likely be lost somewhere... I just hoped she had not jumped through any windows due to her odd need to investigate everything.

After awhile of sitting I heard the thunder of paws rushing toward my room. I could only assume that they came from two large dogs, before long two black dogs came rushing to greet me with Soup following behind. I noted that the dogs were covered in maple syrup, which was now dripping on to the clean white carpet. In slight annoyance I pinched the top of my nose and closed my eyes in thought. Oh Mr. Mayor was not going to be happy and looking at Soup she had definitely jumped through atleast one window.