The year is 2012. The world has been infected by a mutated disease. The lucky ones have been infected, while the unlucky remain human. I am one of the infected.
When I first heard there was a zombie attack, I thought the life a zombie would suck. I was so wrong. The food is great! When I smell humans, I cannot help but eat them. They are just so nummy.
I was helping some horde today to kill a small group of survivors. They carried pistols. Really, what did they think would happen? That we all would be scared away? Anyway, they were delicious. Me and my pal, Zombie #1,068,234, made a beautiful salad with their entrails.
Life as a zombie is good.

there is no skeleton or rules to follow, just have fun

Zombie #1,068,234 walked over to his pal Zombie #1,068,235 and grunted out their socalled ZOMBIELANGUAGE. "Graah snugh grwwert" +Translation+ "That was a delicious salad. You are a lovely chef."

"gnar blah" +translation+ "thanks." After we had our fill we roamed around our town of Mason City aimlessly. To #1,068,234 " rawr plak jraa" (I hear there's a military base in a nearby town. Let's eat 'em)

A little girl came up to zombie #1,068,233, and tugged at his tattered pants yelling..... Mrrang!! -translate- "Any leftovers?"

Zombie # 1,431,336
I was bitten by my boyfriend, I had thought it a good idea to keep him tied up outside when he was turned. I didn't think he'd ever be able to get untied, but it seems he chewed through the rope. Sure enough, he caught me when I came out to feed him one of the neighbors. I was bit in the process and I am now, well, the undead as well. I like the taste of human though, so it isn't a big loss. As is, I have found a lovely group of other zombies, and one can even make delicious entrail salads.

Zombie # 1,431,336 walks over to zombie #1,068,234, "Grranns Raagnnsie snuurrrggle zornnic" Translation - "Mind if I have some salad?"

"Grimble Kralck Snortct" +Translation+ "The young one asked first. There is some over there. But tonight we may have a hunt at a military military camp, It is heavily armed so there will be big fun."

"grrnns garggss marriiiddsss grrrr raaaa greeess" -Translation - When do we leave?

I was once a model, not too skinny, like some girls who had their finger superglued to their throats, but I wasn't too fat either.

I was bitten by my photographer, not bad being a zombie, it's actually kinda cool! I get to see my ribcage and not feel pain! It's freaking awesome!!

And I never thought that human could taste really good! It's all so yummy!

I scavenged on my own for a while, killing off a pair or a solo survivor, then I got stronger, and boy was that fun! I let out a loud screech and climbed the building. I was never able to do that before!

I was like playing a Left 4 Dead zombie game on the x-box with friends! It was great! Another loud screech, I wanted some zombie company, and I wanted to know if there was any others like myself.

"Auuurrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeegggggggghhhhhhhh!" ***Translation*** "IS ANYONE THERE?"

I heard a screech. I moaned in replie, "AAANNG" Translation: "join us." Soon enough we had a horde big enough for an attack on the military base. We could sense the concentration of humans. We would soon ease our infinite hunger. I yelled the command "Grawwwng" Translation: "Time for num-nums!"

"wwwng?" num-nums??? Growling and gooing as I walk towards the others, the smell of humans lingering in the air, even if days off. Food. Yes, Food. Warm Food. "Graarrrggal! Nreeggerr!" Who leads the way?

"Grasslssdgg" +Translation+ "This way."

I was now in a group with Zombies like me! We hunted for humans at the military base but all we found was marine food... "Gughjiskl...." I mumbled. ***Translation*** "Damn"

"grrrannnn drrrrrr ahhh" No, people food icky grumbled as I slumped near the other zombies, "Grraaarrr raaaaaaa rrrrrraagggggggrrrrrrrr" I want human! Not human food! grumbles some more.

I knew i smelled humans earlier. What happened? My question was soon answered. One beep and a giant explosion.They planted charges at the base. It was a trap! I was flying through the air. My right leg was blown off and there was a hole in my stomach where my dry intestines hung out. It was many seconds before I landed. "AAAANGNGk!" "damn humans" I saw many of my allies lying on the ground, not knowing their condition.

As the last body fell, the humans appeared from every direction. They started crushing the heads of my allies with various tools. One ran past me without noticing me. I grabbed his leg and took a big bite out of it. He kicked me in the face and limped away to the other humans. He would soon joining us.

The humans made a sneeky move. Many of our raiding partners were killed, many of our prey were slayed or infected.
GRANGLESNORTMMMMMCOW *Translation* KILL THEN EAT THE HUMANS MY FRIENDS!
We battled long, tiresome hours. Some zombies heard the noises and came to our aid at the base. The humans were outmaned, but we were out gunned. Eventualy we one and gained a few alies. We all had a huge feast of human flesh ,endtrails and brains.

The battle was long and hard, but in the end we, the Zombies, came out victorious and had ourselves a long and glorious feast. Those stupid humans, they don't know that being a human is dull compared to this life of the undead.

I had gotten lost from the zombie group and wandered off into the empty abandoned streets. I chose not to freak out, and suddenly I saw a poster for a Zombie Re-health group. They had made a cure for the Zombies like me.

I started to think if I wanted to stay a zombie or become a human. The choice was not easy, the life of a Zombie was fun, and the food was great, but I hated that I was both being hunted and I had to hunt for food, which sometimes was no easy task.

I thought about the prospect of becoming a human again, I would have a lavish life as a model, have everyone become what I wanted the to be at my finger tips, but it wouldn't be as exciting, I love the thrill of the chase too much, and as a human that is not available to me.

Suddenly I smelt the zombies and I crawled up to the top of the building next to me, it was a perfect hideout for zombies like me and soon the humans would be coming out to do their hunting and exterminating of Zombies. I had to hide quickly.