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Name: Queen Of Hearts
Gender: Female
Looks: [x]
Personality: Better to be feared than loved has always been her motto, with an incredibly tough nature and harsh punsihments the Queen has a very short temper. She loves to send people she disagrees with to jail and behead them, though hardly any actually happen. She is vain and likes to beleive that everyone loves her, though in reality most fear her, even her loyal subjects.
Bio: She is a mean, nasty, short-tempered tyrant that rules Wonderland with an iron fist. She is married to the King of Hearts and enjoys the Kingdom when everyone obeys her. When she has free time she enjoys playing croquet with her advisors, but after many sentances to the dungeon by the end there are very few players left.

Name: Mad Hatter.
Gender: Female.
Looks: Mad Hatter by ~NoFlutter on deviantART
Personality: She is very outgoing and doesn't hide the fact that she hates the Queen Of Hearts. She is usually having tea parties and telling people riddles that even she can't understand. She is also never seen without her hat on.
Bio: She is the maddest person in all of Wonderland, and she is also never seen without her cat, Chess, who always let's people know the Mad Hatter is around.

I sat at my breakfast table and stirred my cereal with distaste. Whoever served this muck to me obviously didn't value their life, this was soggy and unpleasant and mot definately not the meal fit for royalty that I so richly deserved. I pushed the bowl away from me so it skidded down the polished wood table and right off the other side. It smashed china everywhere and milk and corny soggy mush was left all over the red and white china tiles.

"Gaurds!" I chriped and banged my fist off the table. "Gaurds!"

Two men in red armour and black visors jogged into the dining hall, and out of respect tilted their visors.

"Ma'am," the chorused.

"Who cooked breakfast?" I enquired. They stayed silent, one shifting slightly. "Tell Me!" I ordered.

"Um...The Hare Ma'am."

I nodded and took a sip of tea. "Off with his head!" I screeched and sent them running.

I was woken by my cat, Chess, pawing at my covers. I yawned and sat up.
"Hey Chess!"I smiled, picking him up. I got up and adjusted the hat that sat on my head. I put Chess down and he ran out the door. I smiled and followed him, skipping down the winding path to the tea garden...

I sat patiently in silence sipping my tea, waiting for someone to come and give me a decent breakfast. I checked my gold pocket watch and sighed.

"Gaurds!" I trilled. "Gaurds!"

One solitary gaurd walked in, he nervously tipped his visor and tripped over his feet, slipping the legnth of the hall.

"Try not to scratch the tiles," I said simply and watched him struggle in his armour to get upright again.

"Um, yes.....your majesty?" he said quietly.

"I'm hungry."

"Uh...." he stammered. I sighed.

"Get me something to eat!" I barked and watched him scurry away. I smiled to myself, making a mental note to ask him his name.

I sat down at a table and drank some tea.
"Here Chess..."I smiled, pouring Chess some tea. He drank some from the small bowl and lay down.
I laughed and drank some more tea. Oh, how I love tea..."

About fifteen minutes later one of the scullery maids bustled in, wearing her uniform of a white dress and a red heart apron. She put a golden plate on the table, it had bacon, sausages, toast and baked beans on it, all aranged artfully around a fried egg. Greasy food.

I probed it disdainfully with my fork.

"Off with her head!" I screeched and three gaurds came in, dragging off the crying maid.

"Can I not just get a fresh pot of tea and some biscuits? I want to plkay croquet soon!"

After my tea, I went to see my friend, The March Hare. I skipped down the winding path, Chess at my heels...

It wasn't long before we reached his house. But something was wrong. The door was open, and the place looked horrible, all of Hare's belongings littered the floor, and I could tell this was all the Queen Of Hearts doing. This means war...

They brought me out a large platter of biscuits, all varieties. Jam, cream, plain, ginger, it was like the buffet of biscuits that dreams are made of. Then a silver pot full of piping hot tea was placed infront of me followed by a jug of cream and a sugar pot. I smiled and hungrily tucked into my tea and biscuits, slurping up the crumby mess with great delight.

Once I was done and had mopped at myself I stood up and decided to go for a little sit in the throne room, maybe read or something, work off my biscuits.

"Gaurds! Clean this mess up!" I ordered and bustled out.

I ran towards the Queen Of Hearts castle and stopped when I saw the Bandersnatch. It's eyes fixed onto me and it charged. I simply smiled as Chess leapt onto it and attacked. I had taught him well...