INSANITAY CHALLENGE!

Leliana tilted her head and frowned as she stared up at the music stores new sign. It wasn't what herfrien Jason had really had in mind for his store with the bright colours and weird lettering but as the cute tradesmen placed it on above the entrance while balancing on a pair of tall steel ladders there wasn't much she could do abot it now that it had arrived. "Jasons gonna be furiouswhn he sees it!" she twisted her long black braid and flicked a single curl back behind her ear while her bright green eyes scanned the shopping mall, earnestly waiting for something, anything that would take her away and distract her briefly until Jason returned from his hour long break.

{ I hope this is okay }

((this is what I meant by insanity))
A pink elephant with the name 'Spencer' painted on his side in bright blue ink walked by. It stopped and looked at the sign.

"It looks pretty gay." he said to her. "You should change it. Try this." He raised his trunk which changed into a giant hand, and snapped it's fingers. The sigh was suddenly transmuted into a 'girls girls girls' sign made of varying types of meat; including bacon, pork sausage, beef patties, steak and fried chicken. One of the 'girls' on the sign wore a bikini of bourbon chicken, and winked with her bacon eye.

Many people from all over the mall approached, including father clown, the candy peddling pedophile with size 27 shoes and thick white make-up, a big red smile over his mouth.

"Get in my van!" father clown called out to the children. No one even looked at him, so no one saw the giant horse begin to eat his legs. He screamed but no one seemed to hear him.

"Grand opening!" The pink elephant called out. "I, Spencer the conqueror, do hereby cut the ribbon of long pork!" as promise, his hand-trunk appendage cut the ribbon of human flesh using an oversize pair of novelty safety scissors. Spencer the conqueror them looked to Leliana.

"You take it from here Sasquatch." he insisted with an approving nod.

{ lo sorry I don't think I'm that weird hahahaha }

The dark brown Sasquatch that was leaning against a large pillar nodded, a sly smile playing on his lips, "I'm pretty sure you can help a bit dude. The more the merrier." He stood straight and walked past everyone, stepping on several small children that got in his way.
A purple crocodile wandered by and shook his head, clearly disgusted in the new display, "So gay guys!" he tisked the group and continued on as his tail swished along the polished floor.
The lag creature stuck his tounge out at the flamboyant crocodile and lifted his arm and scratched his armpit as he continued to make his way to the building and the pink elephant grinning hugly at the entrance. "Step back." he pushed the elephant back and comando rolled Ito th building and straight into a newly transformed cd rack that had been turned into a stripper's podium, sending pieces of the wood in diffrent directions.

The crocodiles blue-monkey friend arrived and spoke in a very queer lisp.

"I think it's FAAAAAAAABULOOOOOUS!" he insisted in a sing-song voice. "Purple-Paul is just mad because he has cancer in his gallbladder, and his lady told him no coitus until it's fixed."

"You gotta keep the music man... music is so important." Lady Gaga insisted as he licked chocolate off a dwarf, pleading to the paparazzi for attention. "This cause is very important to me, you can't replace music with flashy costumes and showing skin... To protest, I'm gonna wear a sequined bikini and strip to the sound of angry cats!"
She did as promised and began to take off her over-the-top dress of meat, as angry cats fought over the bits of her dress, and the sign.

"I don't care for Lady Gaga... Purple-Paul, would you care to join me in devouring her flesh?" The Blue Monkey asked. "Then we'll go play Halo together."

Purple Paul looked up from a blood drenched, sequenced leg, "Way ahead of you sweetie!" he took a bite and flicked his wrist, a blue and yellow xbox appeared with a large flatscreen tv and several controlers, "Start it up. I'm busy eating gaga." he turned to the dwarf and kicked him in the shins while Jasper Cullen ran through the mall topless screaming, "They're coming to get me! They're comng to get me!" he ran straight into a large pole breaking his nose and passing out, "I thought vampires were supposed to be stronger than that?"

Michael the Archangel Alpaca arrived and began to anally violate jasper, who cried as it happened. Bella and Edward tried to save him, but they were then violated by Gabriel and Raphael the archangel Alpacas respectively.

meanwhile, a man with a mustache arrived. However, the mustache spoke for him.

"My meat sack here has a hankering for some meat. If you do not share a piece of your opening sigh and that ugly-as-all-hell woman they call lady gaga, we will destroy your planet." the furry little thing said. "I myself would like some candeh."

"I will get the magic candy when I have climaxed and have successfully traumatized this Bella girl enough for her to commit suicide." Michael the Archangel Alpaca insisted. "Be patient."

"I will, but my meat-sack cannot wait." the mustache announced as the man began filling his beer-gut full of meat and gaga.

"Excuse me, I'd like to get a white stripes vinyl?" someone asked from behind Leliana. If she chose to turn and look, she would see a young man with a purple Mohawk smiling in a charming manner. "It's a gift for my little sister."

"No Vinyl! Only leather, whips and chains!" Gabriel cried to the heavens.

"This is very R-rated, let me fix it." The Mohawked fellow said.

With a clap of his hands, The Llamas and characters from twilight were dragged onto an alternate dimension by giant tentacles from a tear in the space-time discontinuation. They vanished and were not seen again.

"Now, as I was saying about that vinyl record?" he asked, smiling again.

Leliana shook her head and giggled slightly, "Gabriel covered it, sorry but we don't carry those kinds of records anymore." she looked around her, stepping lightly over a purple tentical still apparent in their world and almost skipped inside the now stripclub.
Putting a finger to her lips she looked at the array of clubs and sex toys, finally deciding on a leather bound club with soft spikes on one end. "Here. Have this as a consolation prize!" I think it's better than whatever you were looking for. Your sister will love it...............probably."

"I really just wanted an old record." he said handing the club back to her. "I'm Caleb... What's your name?"

"I said no vinyl!" Gabriel snapped.

"Shut up dude, there is romance goin' on here." Spencer snapped, giving his pink trunk a smack against Gabriel the archangel alpaca. The meat side, now eaten in several sections, hit the ground and broke apart. people all around jumped on it to get a few bites in here and there. So much for the meat sign.