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Wow, you're not even on MSN yet. You must've just woken up. Or MSN is being a bitch, or you're invisible.

Or I'm not on the right computer. xD I'm going to GameStop when my parents get home, so I didn't want to turn my computer on to just have to turn it off again in a little bit. So, I'm stealing my dad's computer right now, and it doesn't have MSN on it.

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Originally Posted by ~[Phoenix]~ (Post 4461927)

-Wanders in-

...And so I come in to you guys talking about crying during sex. o-o What a random thing to come in to after just getting up...

LOL. That would be a random thing to walk into. And to think this conversation started out as a debate between Greys Anatomy and House... *laughs*

*background looming*

woooo~ooooh....

Eh, it's not the most random thing I've stumbled into.

I think the most random thing you stumbled upon was, "Dad's bigger."

XDD
No, that was the funniest.

I think that's the most frightening short sentance I've ever seen in my life...

You'd have to see it in context, however, it was deleted by a bunch of butt-sucking monkeys in a forum.

Ahh... I see... and these monkeys... were they cheese monkeys? Did they like jam? And like sucking on head. (people's heads I mean...er... the ones above their shoulders.) XD I had the most random e-mail ever sent from one of my ex's while he was using my account... I wonder if I still have it. *laughs*

Oh here they are!

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ooc: This is not a test. RUN AWAY VERY FAR!!! or else the cheese monkeys will eat you faces. Its true cuz i have no face now. I am living proof that cheese monkeys like head. They like alot and will get it from anyone willing. They suck(literaly). They scare me so much and this is wrayfe and not Tashina cuz she is on the phone with me at her house and i am wacking wangs cuz they spit sticky mucus. It is really gross. It gets you alll wet and sticky. Dont fight the wang. For they will spit on you even more than the Penis cheese monkeys. (where did the penis cum from in that sentence) COMMA... what the hell... which is in turn interpreted as a twitch*TWITCH*. Chii says that she loves you and wishes a good night on the stock market with the Yankees cumming from behind.

Sorry you had to listen/read this but they made me do it. Try not to skull-rape any one any time soon cuz that just aint sanitary. You get the klap or some insects that can jump six feet unless they are uber-crabs from Chibby's crotch them they can get you from across the room but they are really big and easy to nut punch. But that is not suggested either cuz you could lose a toe and then you might fall in a hole.

And the moral of the story is you should never trust a monkey to do your homework cuz they might shoot the teacher in the finger and then you would have to rub her neck with sun-tan lotion which isn't quite sanitary either. If you ask me you could catch 2nd degree AIDS from that stuff and then you woud turn into a potato get eaten by a gigantic butt-plug. If i have not already told you this it is me, Mario.

No its not. I was pulling your leg it is really Wrayfe on a pogo-stick pushing random buttons on the keyboard and this is what we got. opjafpojsfpsmngpeanamdoignaepgoanrgopianrgiandgopi ahne09ihjernglkadhr89aehjgl[adnoijnmadlmaiork. It is all the truth i swear.

Ok then chii says i g2g so bye 4 now and fear the apricots. I dont know where that came from. They are trying to shoot me with a stick. And poke me in the bum with a gum. No wait that was suppose to be a gun but they went to the wrong store. OK i will see you when i escape from the butt-plugging apricot-loving Cheese monleys.

-Wrayfe

and the other one...

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ooc: She was only on earlier. She was at her sisters house and was not on for long. This is not Tashina. It is wrayfe. She is not on right now. I am on at my house on her avi killing stuff. I was talking with a monkey about bananas and he said that he doesnt like bananas and shot me in the foot. It hurt alot. By the way when i typed this tashina shot me in the foot as well. It was the same foot. Oh yeah... i was also talking with her on the phone and she said she loves her baby.

P.S. I like to lick monkeys until they shoot me in the foot. Then i like to punt them across the room unless it is with the foot they shot me in. Then i dont punt them with that foot cuz i use the other one. Ok now bye bye before you decide to shoot me in the foot.

Dont forget that this is not tashina but it is Wrayfe. Please dont shoot us in the feet cuz that hurt. Fear the evil man eating cheese monkey. They will chase you down and puke on you and then shoot you in foot unless they dont have a gun then they hire the uber-goblin which arent very uber and they kick you in the shins which hurts alot too. So kids the moral of the story is 2 out of 3 dentist prefer dog semen.

Dont forget to eat the cheese and PM Lestat du Lac if you have any questions about capturing monkeys or if you want TWINKIES.

I'm so lost now... @[email protected]

Does that clear anything up? XD

I want to shoot myself now...

Yeah... think how I felt looking back at it and realizing I dated him once... and what was worse is I wanted to create more like him. *laughs* Looking at long dark wavy beautiful hair on thin charasmatic men is a bad way to pick your dates.

Appearance is always a bad way to pick your dates...

Well he made me laugh and cheered me up when I was dumped by my ex-boyfriend because of the distance. He was also the ones that helped me out of certain...issues...that arose out of bad things happening in my life. Was the first guy I ever slept with and he was good for me because he eased me into it and never pressured me into anything. He said he would wait for marraige if that's what I wanted and I eventually caved because I wanted to make us both happy and my curiousity was KILLING me at the time (I was 19). He wasn't a bad boyfriend until he started cheating on me... and then *sighs* well I left his sorry ass.

I'm nineteen. Still a virgin. o.o;; I'm afraid of sex.

I was a little bit... at first. At least until I tried it the first time. *grins*

Well, I mean, I want to have sex, but I'm afraid of it. And I'm currently having weird medical problems and I'd rather have those taken care of while taking care of my sexual health before I even start having sex.

I have really weird problems. >.<;;

Well it's always a good idea to be in the best medical condition possible before you even try. It's easier for some people to stay healthy than others though...

Well, with all of my medical problems, I'll never be 'healthy' per say. Though at least both the boyfriend creature and I are virgins. So I'm not going to be contracting any diseases from him. I feel kinda sorry for him. Four years in a relationship with me and without sex. Yeah. Poor guy.

Fucking bitch Sony shitwhore bastards! No one wants to pay forty bucks for a mem card!

-Sulks in the corner-

Memory card for what, and where were you trying to get it from? What kind of memory card?

For PSP, we were at GameStop. But, thank God for eBay.

Okay, but what kind of memory card does a PSP use? o.O

Yes, eBay is awesome for memory cards.