So, First things first. I'm looking for people to create a group RP with. Hence being in this forum. >< Please, if i'm in the wrong forum. Move me? o: I dunno.

Introduction:-
Hello, i'm SexualPlacebo. Shorten my name to whatever you like. xD I'm looking to find a few people, between 4-8 to RP with. I would join an RP, but, I dunno. So far none have caught my fancy. Or, no small ones have. I hate joining big RPs, because I always feel unwanted. >>; And I hate doing one-on-ones because I always feel too "on show". Totally not confident enough for that.

Last time I RPed was on neopets. Years ago. So, i'm kinda rusty. I did once on gaia, with my gaian brother, but he quit and the thread crashed. >< I've tried to create more, but no-one joins.

So that's that. I'll get round to an example soon, it'll probably be in post 3.

RP Likes:-
Wolf Rps
Village Rps
Element Rps

RP Dislikes:-
Anything related to games/books/movies/set characters.
I'm really not good enough to take on someone else's characters. >< I feel i'll ruin them. </3

I love to try new things. (: The likes are basically just things i've done before and enjoyed. I'll try most things.

Examples:-

One. . .

Sheero padded softly towards the lake, his ears pricked and alert, listening for any sign of danger. Though, in these early hours, he expected none. He stopped and scanned the horizon one last time before lowering his head to the water and gently lapping, it was nice and cool, just as he'd hoped. After his long night of journeying he needed this.
Raising his head slightly to inspect the wound on his left ear he let out a wolfy sigh. A rogue squirrel, who would've thought it. Of all the woodland creatures he encountered, it was a rogue squirrel that got the better of him. He grinned, baring his long, sharp fangs as he recalled the revenge he'd claimed afterwards. It had made a nice meal, for such a starved wolf.

Two.

Ryuki grabbed his bag, he was going to be late for school again, this time he'd blame his alarm, yes, his alarm had failed to go off. His teacher would say the same thing she always did. "Yes Ryuki, of course it did. You can make up for it during break." But, he wasn't bothered, he had no real friends, at least being in the classroom meant he was safe. Safe from them.
Before leaving he checked himself in the mirror, his messy pink hair fell over his left eye, which, as always was outlined with black eye liner. His class shirt hung loosely over his skinny figure, obviously handed down from his older brother, who was not only 2 years older than him, but a hell of a lot weightier. Then, adjusting his tie one last time, he left the house, slamming the door heavily behind him.

Yah, I suck. ><

Other:-
Kay, so. I have very, very, little confidence in my ability. >< Due to past issues and stuff. But I pride myself in the fact I don't use *these*. I also use proper English and the best grammar I can. But i'm awful with long words. So, bare with me, okay? o:

Tutor me? xD

Oh yah, and I also have a fear of making mistakes. Which usually makes me resort to curling up in a corner feeling dumb for a week. </3 So just, be gentle. Dx

Screw that. Dx
Extra post incase I need it.

Hey, you look skilled enough if you ask me. I've been roleplaying for years, and I usually don't put so much detail in my posts.

I'd help you out, but... I'm not a very good teacher. :? See, I wouldn't know what to tell you. But if you have any questions, hey, go ahead and ask.

And you should feel confident in yourself. :D Considering that's "rusty" and all that, I think you're good. I write mostly like you do, by the way.

~Kain

Hehe, thank you. <3

I don't have any questions, at the moment at least, but if I think of anything i'll ask you. (:

All right then. Good look with getting a good RP started! If I see it around, I'll go ahead and join (if I have any time).

Okay, thanks again. <3

*pokes Kain* You get everywhere :P

Hey...yeah I was gonna shorten your name to sex...changed my mind though about that...
I'll roleplay with you. Element or village souds good to me.

xD
Yuh, alot of people do that. 8]

We could always merge element and village. o:
And plotline? Or should we just see what happens.

And we can drag Kain in. Makes 3 people. (:

hehe yes let's drag Kain over. He's a good sport he'll let us drag him :) Hmm a plot could help, But I am too wound up over my keys to help you think of one so I'm no help there. I don't mind winging it. What I usually do is have some vague outlines of a plot and then refine it and shape it as you get the story moving. I don't think you can create a very good plot with no ideas on the characters it's being created for...

Your keys? o:

And aye. I'll try and think up something. . . Give me, I dunno, a few minutes. Vague outline. xD

yes, my poor lost keys. I lost them you see and now it's the main thing going on in my head "Where could my keys be"

Ok lemme know when you've got something :)

Oh noes. o:
Have you checked. . . under the bed? xD

Lemme just watch this abortion thinger on tv. Then i'll work. >>;

I even checked in the fridge!

I can't watch abortion things, they make me cry. I'mm too much of a mommy person. But I'm not a mommy.

Aye, imma just become a nun.

I have a major fear of giving birth, but I wouldn't be able to have an abortion. ><

Anyway. I got distracted by Top Gear, Richard Hammond <3 I'm working on it now though. o:

Clarkson! I love Clarkson!

My aunts had three girls and not given birth once. She had ceasarean. I'm not too bothered about giving birth. I knoww it's uberly painful, but I aim to be drugged up to my eyeballs and give birth in water. Less pain.

NUH. Hammond. <3 Omgs. I never new Hammond was so tiny. <3

Yah, but, can you choose a caesarean?

Not under the NHS at the moment, but I don't know, you can in America and I believe you can if you go private. I don't know though there's a call on the NHS to be more accomodating to mothers now. One baby died because they wouldnt let a lady have a ceasarean under the NHS so now they're looking into having it as an available option... I don't know though. I get bored of politics easily.

Clarkson amuses me though! I don't have a tv license now so I'm not watching it, but man I feel lost! I wanna watch top gear! I it true they actually smoked pipes on set this season?

That sucks. They should make it better for mothers, because, in a way it might help lower abortion numbers. I know alot of people fear giving birth. ><

And aye they did, last weekend. xD You can watch it on the BBC website, saves on tv licenses. And you can watch the out-takes on the Top Gear website.

hehe I read in the metro That people demanded an appology after seeing it and the BBC turned around and said that there was no one to appologise to as no one in the audience/staff objected! It made me laugh :) I'm going to see it tv-links does top gear. I love it :P

Yeah, they should make it easier, but if no one was scared of giving birth there'd also be a population boom and the economy couldn't deal with it. I don't think the planet could to be honest. This is why places like China impose a 2 child maximum law. I'd hate for us to need one.

So, on with the RP info. Hows about this for the setting first off. Obviously, it needs to be made paragraphy and flashy and all.

Basically though, it'll be a small village, with a green in the middle, and a lakey thing. Then, the village can be all surrounded by trees with a river leading out from said lake. OH AND, somewhere in the forest there should be an old burnt down manor house. Because they're always fun. xD Which can be used for side plots and things. Ummms, anything else to be added?

We need a time for it. Is it going to be a modern setting? A medieval setting? And if it's elemental how is that going to be explained.

Yeah, I read that earlier when searching up Top Gear. It's mad. What are people allowed to do these days? -Is 17 and saying that- EW. Too many laws. I know they're supposed to be for our own good. But. Dx

And that's true. I guess i'll continue to stay happily scared of giving birth and unfertilized. xD