In that case I could elaborate on their deaths. ;3

I just make quirky characters that don't mesh with the campaign. I'm still surprised that my cleric/inquisitor is nearly epic level now although as a squirrel. That was an interesting adventure. End boss fight, huge demon trying to make the world into a second infernal plane, sent out a huge killing spell that didn't quiet work right. Not quite a nat1 on the roll but close enough that several characters got turned into small woodland creatures. Idalia is still running around as world's angriest squirrel, and her husband has amassed an armada of ships to find her and start a war.
She's aasimar cleric and has the title of Fiend of Pelor, he's tiefling pirate who has a 7 ship fleet of his own. Odd marriage there. He's madly head over heels for her still, and she just reminds him that she'll kill him tomorrow. It's been like 5 years of marriage, and he's still not dead.