Hello,
-A little about me and my RPing experience.
-Been RPing for 6 years now. (Actually more, I just don't count the years I was illiterate. xD)
-I may sound Rude or highly sarcastic in my post. I'm really not. I actually am open minded when it comes to characters its just I'm tired of cliche's and theres things I'd like to do over others.
-I'm only human, I spell things wrong sometimes and make the occasional grammar flub. :3 but I try not to.

FIrst of all I'm going to start this thread off with a little intro to my RPing frustration.~

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mary-Sue <------ READ! And you will understand it all.
That and Over the top characters. Unnatural hair colours/features for the race of the character you choose pisses me off. Japanese girls really don't have bright coloured eyes and rainbow hair. I warn you now. You will be smited if you submit anything like this D< Not really I will just ask you nicely if you have a more fitting character.
There are exceptions though. Example: a dark elf will have abnormal skin varying from purple to dark blue and maybe shades of those colours but leaning toward a grey. A human will not.

That my good friends is the reason of my RPing frustration. >> It is possable for a character on this planet to have at least one living parent and is it so hard to have your parents LOVE their kids for once. Seriously, not all parents are completely abusive to their kids and not all are fairy godmothers.

So my fine friends as you can see the above things are CLICHE`S, and MARY-SUES Very very bad things when it comes to me. Six years of RP has basically sent me around the block and back I've seen it all. Parents... hell entire family/race dying in cruel unusual ways, slave abuse, vampires, animal-demons. Seeing these things now makes my eyes vomit up my nose.

Something to add: DO NOT INSERT ANYTHING FROM THE JAPANESE CULTURE INTO THIS. WHETHER CUSTOMS OR BELIEFS UNLESS YOUR CREATED FANTASY RACE REQUIRES IT. D< THIS JAPAN OBSESSION IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!

So far you have two choices, buster. Use an interesting character, or one of these. Cake or Death.
A lot of people don't get the joke. =w= A lot of characters are interesting.

Now that the rants are over I will tell you things that will make me squee loud enough to shatter every window in Pittsburgh.

Basically I'm looking for ORIGINAL stories. I understand nothing in life is original anymore but you can try your hardest.
Favourite pairings. (all mine are human unless I say otherwise. All plots are as fantasy as you can get):
Warrior/Warrior
Mage/warrior
Druid/warrior
Druid/average person.
Dragon/human (Non romantic. I can play either.)
Cat anthro/Any (Non romantic. My cat is married)
My zombie/human (no romance)

Genres:
Touchy subject. I will NOT NOT NOT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do ..ugh.. "Yaoi" That word disgusts me. I have no problem with male on male relationships. I just do a lot of romance nowadays and I have no interest in romancing with a guy. All my characters are guys. "Yaoi" disgusts me because I hate anime.. "Yaoi" is different then normal gay relationships. 1/2 of my male friends are gay. I'd know. And I don't appreciate people tearing words from the Japanese language to use. When you have been in the presence of weeaboos as long as me you'd understand.
One more thing. If you try to sneak malexmale love on me...In the words of Kefka Palazzo "Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!" >C

I prefer pure fantasy though. Medieval or before in style. My characters are mostly ancient Celtic. D< A majority are Gaulish. -Points at username- If you didn't see that coming from a mile away I suggest you get glasses, or a history lesson. :3

Plots:
I'm slightly interested in a kidnapping RP, but I'd have to be the kidnapped. I mainly use Keeland (See below) and he has no interest/need to steal people. I do have a plot in mind for this and it's not the typical run of the mill plotty :3. But I won't say unless your curious.

Also one involving a roman and one of my Celts having to team up to reach some goal. Just think of the fun to be had with them picking at each other on travels. >3>
Still in development.

My character[s]s[/s].
(These are short bios, want longer? I will give them...when we agree to RP I have others too, just thier sheets are incomplete. I will give if you ask though.)

Keeland O' Seoigh
Age: Depends on RP It varies from 8 to 65 (The age I use him in basically is how developed his powers as a druid are. The older he gets the more experienced and powerful he gets, the younger the less.)
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Race: Human Druid
Occupation: Being a Druid.
Religion: If his job doesn't explain it....
Past: Most of his past is omitted because he was raised by his parents, picked on by his older brothers, and followed the path of a druid. A normal life. The only thing that matters is he loses his father when hes 23. But that isn't always the case when hes younger (8-10 or so) his fathers still there..and usually with him in RP. Because I RP with him between the ages of 6 and 34.
Powers: Hes a druid. Basically elemental. But he focuses on earth and plants the most.
Weaknesses: 100% metal rooms. Dark magic. Pointy objects being inserted into his vital organs and or eye sockets. Also when older hes more weak to physical attacks.
Other: Hes allergic to bees. Not deathly but he gets itchy. Hes also short. Only 5' 2"

Your character? I don't care. I prefer human but I accept any. But I will say I don't like the idea of vampires in my RPs. >.> No offense to the vampire lovers. I'm not interested in having Keeland eaten. But if you have something interesting I may take a crack at it.
Also Japanese people don't fit my timelines. They werent in Europe at the time. Fantasy races based on Japanese culture may be accepted if its not weeaboo Japanese style.
Please include a fairly detailed profile if you can. And I would prefer you type a description if you steal your characters appearance from photo bucket.