Edited: 3/12: Added more Animes
Quick information that either keeps or kills you:
-This can take place over: PMs, Threads, email
-I don't do Twilight
-"I only play female" Does not work for me, no matter what excuse you have.
-Please have a backbone, if for whatever reason you don't want to roleplay anymore, just tell me, I'd rather have you tell me you don't like my writing than sit here wondering if you're done or just taking a while.
Craving: Vampire (Queen of the Damned has restored my desire for some fun vampire plots).
Dr.Who (Total fan craving with this, David Tenant is the doctor I'm looking for someone to play with an OC.)
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Helpful Information:
- I am
ALWAYS up for taking requests.
- I have a sense of humor and I use sarcasm.
- “I only play female” Will
NOT work with me.
- I do
not play Twilight.
- Be polite. Critique all you want, but do so in a graceful manner that doesn't end up making you look like an idiot.
-"I only play female" Will
NOT work with me. I'm repeating this because apparently saying it once makes people think they can try to sweet talk me into molesting their desperate OC, when I'm dead serious. My gender has not made me lazy and uncreative to the point where I can't step outside my own pants/read stories from a male point of view enough to play a guy in a story. It's not that hard, suck it up, quit yer bitching and at least double.
-Please see below if the previous statement upset you.
I might bite. Watch your hands.:
If something here upsets you. I. Don't. Care.
1)Be Patient:
SHIT HAPPENS.
2)Be open minded and ask about anything you'd like to toss in the role play.
NEW RULE****2.5) You will NOT stalk me. or if you do, you will NOT HARASS ME.
"I see you have time to log on everyday but no time to post?"
-OBVIOUSLY. No reply from me means I don't have time, or else you'd have one.
Who knows, maybe I have plenty of time and just don't feel like posting.
I. Swear. To. Whoeverthehellyouworship. I WILL ignore you and just drop our roleplay if you do this. MY FIRST RULE IS TO BE PATIENT. I WILL POST WHEN I CAN. BACK OFF. I get online daily to answer messages, let people know that no I'm not ignoring them, I'm just busy, which takes two seconds, typing a reply of my normal length takes a few minutes to think through and then type up. I'm serious, back off or I will do more than bite.****
3)Long Term. If you don't like long term, and only want a few days, ask if that's fine, chances are I'll be willing to try.
4) If at any point you would like to stop/change the role play, you can tell me.
I will not bite if you do. Promise.
5)I'm sick of labels, here's what I care about during writing:
-Type however much you're little heart desires but put something in it! Don't toss me single lines of crap, I will not clean up after your lazy mess. Don't toss me 4 pages of rambling over the sound of the leaf under their shoe.
-I can type a lot some days, some days I just don't feel like more than a few lines, but I always put something in my posts to keep it moving. Be able to do the same.
-Know your basic grammar and spelling.
-I don’t bite you for making a mistake, it happens.
-If I don't like your writing, I'll tell you so.
6) Quality & Quantity: I like length, however I also love the quality. As in don't feed me a paragraph dealing only on their jeans. I like reading a lot that has something to it. One liners drive me insane.
8 ) I don't role play male x male or female x female as a main subject. I've never enjoyed any of the story lines and I'm done trying...for now. I have no problem doubling as a character who swings for the other team...or for both even. Just ask okay?
9) Make your characters interesting. I do not want to sit here and deal with some emo children who think their life sucks and she/he has no one paying attention to her/him. If you have perfect bright blue eyed blond cheerleaders/football players with a perfectly hot body that everyone loves? Your characters may get shot in the first few minutes.
10) If 9 offended you. Go cry and write about it on your blog.
11)Anyone looking for someone to play just a male may leave now. I don't tolerate anyone who "only wants to be female." I don't care what excuse you've got, I've got plenty myself, I make up for that by playing more than one character:
You should be able to do the same.
I want guys.....not a girl in a guys body. The boys who 'tend to lean more on the feminine side' are just obnoxious and seem to me like more of your sneaky way of playing a female without breaking any rules.
I am capable of doubling, tripling, however many characters your lovely little heart desires. I even tend to toss in side characters for the hell of it.
If you don't understand that doubling means we both play a male and female character, I may slam your head off a desk.
I sadly have to add this in: Doubling doesn't just mean you play the lead female and some random male side character. Either BOTH PAIRS HAVE A MAJOR PART or I won't be playing the male you want. I hate that people think they can get around this rule by doubling as a side character, leaving me little to no options on females to play, especially ones that won't end up being a big part of the story. I'm not doing a story that revolves around your female.
12) Hate having to do this but just so I know you actually read my rules, tell me in some way other than "I read them", give me your favorite quote, or song lyric, list of your limits and what gender you play...so long as you can show you actually did read them it'll work just fine.
13) These rules make me sound like I have a temper. Well honestly I do, people irritate me and my first thought is to damage someone or something. I don't 99% of the time, but I can play nice too....if you don't want me to bite, don't give me a reason to. wink
Limits:
Romance - It helps and I’m a sucker for it but it's not required if you're plot is interesting.
Intimacy - I don't mind playing it out or skipping over it, some days I may ask to just because I'm not feeling up to it. Don't make the characters spend more than a few posts in bed...it's annoying.
Violence - Throw. It. At. Me. I'm sick of dull role plays where the only injuries come from running into things. I want something to keep my mind itching for more.
Cussing - Sure go ahead, just keep it tasteful, not every other word/ every sentence please.
Let me know you're limits.
Next with be a few genre's / contacts.[COLOR="Silver"]
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Genres:
I'd really kill for a nice, original plot. Please, suggest something you don't see here. OR if you have a plot you think is interesting for anything listed here, please feel free to suggest it anyway and see if you can change my mind.
I don't want to role play something children watch (Pokemon, Naruto...things like that.)
If something you do/want to do IS NOT here than please please please SUGGEST SOMETHING.
I don't do:
~Twilight. Don't even ask. I don't care how good you think your plot is.
~Animals (This doesn't include shape shifters)
~Books/Movies/TV Shows (except a few animes)
~Incest pairings, step siblings count in my eyes.
~Pedophile pairings, if it's more than a 10 year difference, or their teacher/friends parent, just..no.
-There's no specific order to these. I like them all a lot, each one always ends up differently.
Pretty much anything not listed in "don't do" I'm open for, the following are just ones I've done, I'm really eager for some new ones.
There are a few missing I'm sure....I do so many..these are just the ones I end up with more often..so please please please please suggest something.
THESE ARE ONLY THE MOST FREQUENT ONES I"VE DONE. PLEASE SUGGEST SOMETHING.
**Warning, my vampires don't sparkle. EVER. They don't go out in the sunlight, they have fangs and they will rip a human to pieces if they have to.**
-Doctor Who (Doctor x oc I'd prefer being the OC, and David Tenant is my favorite XD)
-Torchwood (Not gonna lie, I wanna do a Jack x Oc with this one, other side characters are of course a given. Only seen through season 1, and of course the information the Doctor Who provides.)
-Something. With. Violence. Gore. Twists and Turns. Drama. I want to be curious about what could possibly happen next!
-Fallen Angel [or reg. Angel] x Demon
-Vampire x Mortal
-Shifter x Mortal
-Arranged Marriage -Will do a present time one if you have a good plot, so far I've only done medieval
-Vampire x Slayer
-Vamipre x Lycan
-Medieval Vampire x Royalty
-Medieval anything heart
-Fantasy anything heart
-Fairy Tale Twists
-The list goes on..for the millionth time it seems suggest something.
Anime I'm okay with/have read or seen enough to understand it:
-Inuyasha
-Vampire Knight
-Ouran High School Host Club
-Blood+
-..There are more I can't think of so just ask!!!! Even if I haven't seen/read it, I'd be more than happy to try it if you fill me in!
Something different:
Alice in Wonderland
-Due to Tim Burtons lovely new version of it, I feel too many people are desperate now more than ever for someone to just play Hatter and make him fall in love with whoever they're playing. So...I'm going to be open to anyone's suggestions to an Alice plot, but I'd prefer it be a darker version and not just some excuse to make you're character fall in love. It will REQUIRE playing multiple characters.
Modern Fairy Tales
-Not fairy tale twists, there's a difference.
-Modern day, meaning fairies existing in our world today, and how humans get by not knowing they're there. Or how the ones who know they are, live out their everyday lives.
-I can explain more if you're interested. If you'd like to look up examples, look up Modern Fairy Tales by Holly Black.
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Contacts:
PMs
Threads
E-mail:
[email protected]
Sorry, those are the only options, messengers bother me since I'm not always able to respond while you're online, I like being able to keep the role play moving even if we're not on at the same time.
That's everything, let me know if you're interested, either through here or my e-mail.
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And now!!!
I wait...and possibly use images to bump instead of just posting random words. >.>
