"Yeah yeah..." Mari said holding their hands as tightly as she could without causing pain.

"To lunch then," He said and lead the way.

Kiro and Misa quietly with Valone leaving Mari to slowly regain stability as they went to lunch. The group sat down at their usual table. Mari looked up at Alex, "Are you gonna sit with us today?" She asked still holding her girlfriend's hand.

Alex looked down at her for a moment, barely even considering the alternative. After a split second she broke out in a smile and said sweetly, "Of course I will"
Lorry sighed at this, "Which means im staying too..."
With that the pair sat down, Alex next to her girlfriend and Lorry wedged between Chris and Brendon, just in case. Brendon grumbled at this in annoyance, mostly because he was forced to be sitting across from Sal and Lorry was practically sandwiching him into Josie. But on the other hand, he was thankful that he was putting a barrier between him and his crush, it would help him feel less like a bumbling buffoon, though Lorry's reason for sitting there was not for his sake. He just wanted to sit there so he could keep an eye on everyone...and chat with Alex.
Sal laughed heartily at their entrance and leaned over to face them.
"Hey! Now its a party! Whats up Brent? Nose hurt?" He said cheerily, ignoring that there was some discomfort between the group.
"Nope," Brendon declared, eating just to try to ignore him.
"Well thats no fun," He laughed, "Oh! Hi Alex. Hey there Goldy Locks," he said to Lorry.
"Oh! Whats that?" Lorry said, cupping one hand to his ear as if straining to hear, "You want me to kill you? Oh well, good thing i brought my steal toed tap-shoes so you can really feel it when i jam my foot right into your ba-"
"Hi Sal," Alex interrupted calmly, making the still very tired and bitchy Lorry deflate a bit. Sal didnt mind his rudeness though, he was too busy laughing his ass off for no reason.

Misa tapped Sal, "Love be calm we need your serious side today…"
Mari looked at her, "Nice!" she hissed burying her head in Alex's shoulder.
"Just try," Misa said.

"You mean he has a side other than 'loud mouthed jack ass'?" Brendon thought to himself with an inner chuckle as he drank his school regulation crap strawberry milk. Sals laughter did die in his throught as she said this though, and in moments he was calm and quiet. Naturally, Brendon knew his cousin well, well enough to know that he was very serious when he needed to be, albeit a bit too violent at times. But he felt it his job to be a protector, and protect he did.
"Ill try babe," he said, and Brendon couldnt help but role his eyes. Something about him saying 'babe' made him sound stupider still.

Apperently Mari agreed because she scoffed looking up at him before dropping her head again, "I'm not hungry now…" She muttered.
Kiro frowned watching her. Valone shifted uncomfortably unsure of what to say. Misa leaned on Sal watching Mari carefully. Slowly Mari raised her head staring daggers at all of them. Seconds passed. Then. "BOOM!!!" Mari said waving her arms around, "Stop staring your making me feel like a bomb! Honestly I'm fine and if some one doesn't make a lame ass joke in the next five seconds I will have to choke a bitch!" Mari glared at her table mates.


Silence…


More Silence…


Then…

"How about them Dolphins?" Valone said.
"I Pierced the toast," Mari replied.

Lorry laughed at their movie quotes and placed both his hands to his face, letting his fingers hang like a mustache or some kind of strange walrus wiskers.
"Blawg! Blawg!" he said wiggling his fingers strangely. Brendon stared at him like he was crazy, because he was.
"What the hell is that?" He asked, furrowing his brows in confusion. Lorry turned to him seriously.
"Your vagina," He said, deadpan serious. Brendon almost choked and flushed red with anger.

Mari laughed making the same gesture back at Lorry. "Are the fingers suposed to be man eating pubs?" Mari asked.
"Why on earth would you even ask that?" Kiro said while the other two friends nodded, though all thinking the same thing.

Lorry pulled his hands away from his face and studdied them as if they were a puzzle of some sort. He didnt seem to come to any conclusion but raised his eyes to meet hers.
"Yes, it is the monster pussy! A black hole which innocence enters and nothing good returns!" He said with a grin, "Except maybe babies"

"Do you even know how the vagina works?" Mari asked him darkly. "It is not a power to be triffled with!" Mari slammed her hands on the table. "And ye better be wary!"

Lorry tried his best to hide his smirk as he leaned over to Alex and whispered, "Im scared"
"You should be," She laughed.

Mari smacked him for no reason. "J'amie le Queue…" She muttered glaring at him.

"Eh? I nuit dernière pensée que vous avez dit aimez nichons?" He said, his seeking of it oddly not as fluent as one might have guessed.
"Huh?" Brendon asked.
"None of your business" He said.

"Uh I'm like a circle you don't know which way I go! I don't know! Dun dich! Yeessh I was just trying out a random French phrase I knew! Next time I'll say voule voul co shay avegua secqueue!" Mari said. (Lady Marmalade didn't feel like looking up correct spelling.)

"I have absolutely no idea what you just said," He chuckled with a grin, "I cant help it though! I hear it, i speak it! Badly mind you but i do speak it."

"You honestly don't know what the French in Lady Marmalade means! Hahhah! I know more French then the jungeleibe French dance boy this is glorius!" Mari laughed.
"Jungeliebe?" Kiro asked.
"Shut up you know what I mean!" Mari scowled.
"No not really it would have made more sense to say yaoi…So why didn't you?" Kiro asked.
"Because shut up!" Mari said.

"Oh i know what it means alright, i just have no idea what YOU said. Plain difference. You simply speak it badly," He said in an as-a-matter-of-fact tone.

"Suck on my invisiblle dick!" Mari said.

Lorry grinned, "When, where and how long?"

"Right here right now and until the end of enternity!" Mari said.

"As you wish!" He said and knelt down next to her. For some reason, this made Brendon blush, and the fact that he was blushing made him want to punch himself in the face. Not exactly a good idea with a nearly broken nose but he felt the urge to do so none the less. Alex laughed at Lorry's antics and shot him a joking glare.
"AHA! I knew you were after my girlfriend!" She exclaimed and pointed at him violently, "Gosh! You cant keep it in your pants for more than two seconds can you!? Stealing my girlfriends! The nerve!"
"Shes mine bitch!" He declared and hugged Mari's leg possessively.

"Aha that right grovel you worm beg for it Lorry!" Mari said grinning.

Lorry looked up at her slyly and wiggled his eyebrows up and down suggestively before sliding up and straddling Mari's hips. Brendon choked on his strawberry milk and started gagging into his tray. Sal laughed at this and started beating on his back.
"Breathe Brent! Breathe!!" He said through his laughter.

Mari laughed at this, "And hello! Is that a was of bills in your pokets or are you just happy to see me?" Mari asked smirking. Kiro was holding back her tears and laughter. Valone was giggling insanley head on table. Misa was slightly mortified looking all around her.