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Forum: Quests 03-29-2019, 12:02 AM
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Posted By Captain Howdy
But... but those cookies were especially made for...

But... but those cookies were especially made for threads.

I've had a kind of a bummer couple of weeks, but truthfully otherwise okay.

But that's the life when you're a jet set, rock and roll,...
Forum: Quests 03-28-2019, 03:59 AM
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Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Hello neglected quest thread. I'm sorry for...

Hello neglected quest thread. I'm sorry for neglecting you.

*leaves cookies as offering*
Forum: Valentine's Day 2019 02-19-2019, 07:57 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,029
Posted By Captain Howdy
Thanks for joining our sweetheart's soiree! ;D ...

Thanks for joining our sweetheart's soiree! ;D

I'm gonna start closing up now.
Forum: Valentine's Day 2019 02-18-2019, 09:02 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,029
Posted By Captain Howdy
Hello everyone! Howdy here to bring you the...

Hello everyone! Howdy here to bring you the update on the event rares.

So unfortunately it seems we won't be getting any this time around. Cora would have liked for us to have the shinies, but...
Forum: Quests 02-14-2019, 09:52 PM
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Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Happy Valentine's Day, everybuddy! Hope it's...

Happy Valentine's Day, everybuddy!

Hope it's a good one for you.

I shall be here, waiting for the King of Pizza and Video Games to come woo me.

That's totally gonna happen. ... It will!!...
Forum: Quests 01-24-2019, 09:40 PM
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Posted By Captain Howdy
@Face - What's really intriguing is that each of...

@Face - What's really intriguing is that each of your cookies read, "Confucius says, You're a walking dumpster fire."

... Personally I think that's mean.
Forum: Quests 01-24-2019, 03:55 AM
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Posted By Captain Howdy
Losing your internet sucks when you're so modern...

Losing your internet sucks when you're so modern and squishy like me. I could never be a survivalist.

...

Edit: There should be a law against hot delivery guys. The whole point of delivery is...
Forum: Quests 01-09-2019, 12:58 AM
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Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Shouldn't that be Captain Ho Ho Ho? ... ...

Shouldn't that be Captain Ho Ho Ho?

...

[ninja]
Forum: Quests 01-07-2019, 09:21 PM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
My sister took me out for Japanese on Saturday...

My sister took me out for Japanese on Saturday for my birthday, and that was super noms.

And then, what do you know, we ate Chinese that night. ;D

...

@hums ~ You sure are. [yes]
Forum: Quests 01-02-2019, 02:51 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Brushing wasn't really enforced in my house, so I...

Brushing wasn't really enforced in my house, so I didn't properly learn to take care of my teeth until I was nineteen. I wish I had.

And I want some good Chinese food. We were set to order all...
Forum: Quests 12-30-2018, 06:43 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Have any of you seen the Curious Creations of...

Have any of you seen the Curious Creations of Christine McConnell on Netflix?

If ever there was a show made for me...

Too bad it's only six episodes.

[/still sick]
Forum: Quests 12-27-2018, 04:56 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
How was everybuddy's holidays? Mine was...

How was everybuddy's holidays?

Mine was good, but tiring.

And someone gave me a cold for Christmas. Either my cousin or my grandfather. [illgetu]
Forum: Quests 12-24-2018, 05:44 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
I have to be skilled at something . Howdy,...

I have to be skilled at something .

Howdy, AKA me, is sleepy. We made 12 dozen tamales today.

And there's still stuff I gotta do tonight. [zzz]
Forum: Quests 12-22-2018, 07:22 PM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
She said your baby was brown and stinky and that...

She said your baby was brown and stinky and that the daddy was Carl's Jr.

And don't worry, I got you a premium box of lacy Depends, with extra straps.
Forum: Quests 12-22-2018, 05:29 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Happy holidays, humster! [:)] I did so much...

Happy holidays, humster! [:)]

I did so much shopping today, which is unusual for an old man with no money like me.

I also went to the cemetery to visit my grandma. She says hi.

How's the...
Forum: Quests 12-18-2018, 01:50 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Oh wow, a wild Bartman appeared! [:O] ...

Oh wow, a wild Bartman appeared! [:O]

*throws Hostess Snowball*
Forum: Quests 12-16-2018, 12:51 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Those are some kinky leather birds. [ninja]

Those are some kinky leather birds. [ninja]
Forum: The Meneverse 12-16-2018, 12:36 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 330
Posted By Captain Howdy
Mmmm, goldies. Thanks, Biggs! :D

Mmmm, goldies. Thanks, Biggs! :D
Forum: Quests 12-07-2018, 12:18 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Y'know, there are actually four 7-11s within...

Y'know, there are actually four 7-11s within walking distance of me.

That must be where I saw your picture. The caption read, "Do not accept checks from this woman."

I thought it looked like...
Forum: Quests 12-05-2018, 07:58 PM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
I hope this isn't your special bedside lotion. ...

I hope this isn't your special bedside lotion.

[ninja]
Forum: Quests 12-04-2018, 04:22 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
This year went by so fast. Ugh... We're all...

This year went by so fast. Ugh...

We're all so old now.

*gets us all giant wicker rocking chairs*
Forum: Quests 11-17-2018, 01:54 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
*buys Facade a subscription to Jane Austen's...

*buys Facade a subscription to Jane Austen's Highly Suggestive Undergarment Parade*
Forum: Quests 11-15-2018, 05:58 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
Finally! *freely watches softcore...

Finally!

*freely watches softcore shenanigans on Cinemax*
Forum: Quests 11-15-2018, 04:53 AM
Replies: 25,464
Views: 427,299
Posted By Captain Howdy
*raises the baby under the teachings of L. Ron...

*raises the baby under the teachings of L. Ron Mother Hubbard*
Forum: Halloweiner 2018! 11-01-2018, 10:08 AM
Replies: 227
Views: 4,232
Posted By Captain Howdy
It's time to close up shop. Hope you guys had a...

It's time to close up shop. Hope you guys had a good time!

:D
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