Hmmm...

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How about like, Arisa and Hanajima start up a Host Club specifically to torture the Sohma boys who are attending the highschool they're in, and the Sohma boys only join because Tohru thinks that dressing up in fabulous costumes and making girls' dreams come true is a wonderful and kind-hearted idea.

Or else does that sound too much like a bad fanfic idea or something?