Lmfaooooo!

Lady Luck Infinity: Yes. Trust me. I know how incompetant manangers can be. Luckily, I've only run into a couple of them. Other than that I've been lucky to have managers that knew how to do their job enough to leave me alone. I worked at Panera Bread for a little while. On my FIRST day, one of my FOUR managers, SCREAMED at me in front of the customers because I hadn't memorized my employee handbook and didn't know how to make the really complicated coffee this woman ordered. He yelled at me to go behind the counter and study the coffee "how to do" chart on the freezer for a freakin half hour until I knew how to make everything. No joke. The woman who ordered the coffee felt so bad for me that she ordered ME a coffee and made the manger pay for it! LMFAO! And that's a classic example of an AWESOME customer ffs.

Mephistas: I was laughing through your whole post. Omg hun I feel your pain. I remember all that bullshit like it happened yesterday. I'm sorry about that damn woman. Unfortunately, she's just another bane of modern society. It'll catch up with her one day, trust me. And as far as returning the unmentionables? I didn't put up with that EVER. If a woman came in and threw her bloomers on my counter telling me they were too tight for her crotch, I would give her the most retarded look I could muster and just stand there in awkward silence until she felt to weird to stare at me anymore and hiked her ass back to customer service. They didn't pay me enough to handle people's dirty underwear. Thank god when I worked at Spencers they had a strict "DO NOT RETURN "PERSONAL" PRODUCTS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES" policy. This gave me more than enough opportunity to make customers feel like jackasses. We had some chick come in one time trying to return a stripper pole. I thought she was joking, so I started laughing. She got all upset and gave me this stern retort about how she was serious, which only made me laugh even harder. I was ON THE FLOOR BEHIND THE REGISTER laughing. I just couldn't help myself. I was cracking up so hard I just couldn't stand up again. I would have pissed myself. My awesome manager came out and told her that we couldn't return or exchange adult products under any circumstances. He was trying not to laugh at her, but at the same time, seeing me rolling around on the floor was making it hard for him to maintain his composure. I was STILL laughing even as she left. It was one of my best days at work ever! (And sadly I DON'T remember how much I got for posting that. Lol. I don't think it was chump change though for sure. Rofl)

Gary: That is freakin AWESOME! Once again, and ironically enough, I ALSO worked at Pizza Hut for a few months. LUCKILY, it was one of the best jobs I ever had. I had the fortune of working with a really good team, and never really had any bad customers. We even had one guy that loved cashews cooked on his pizza. He would bring us in a can of cashews every time he ordered from us and we'd make it just the way he wanted! Lol! We were just a carry out joint, so we didn't have to put up with all the "Dine In" nonsense. I am SO glad you served that customer his own bullshit. Lmfaoooo. If he had ever ordered from our joint again after pulling a stunt like that, I would have spelled out "Jackass" with the pepperoni, and I would have made sure to use all 55. HAHAHAHAHA!