Boldly Going Forward Cause We Can't Find Reverse
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The Riveting Interstellar Adventures of Miss Bigglesworth, Corsair of the Stars, and Her Loyal Sexbot (or No, I Don't Have a Vibrate Setting, Stop Asking)
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A long time ago in a fur away galaxy, there was a Sex Bot wandering the night skies. His mission was to spread peace and love to multiple alien races through interracial procreation. Unfortunately for him, typically no one wanted sex with an android; so the Sex Bot rarely got any. On his usual trip to Furancia through intergalatic hyperspace warp drive, an unidentified object crashed into his ship.
And that is where we join him now...