I've gotten tons of creepy and weird lines from guys, mostly at bars and shows. Last night was funny to me. I walked in the bar with my husband and his friend, they both had to go to the bathroom. I stood by the bar to wait for them and this guy walks up to me...here's the conversation.
Him: You're not 21, are you?
Me: Uhh...I'm actually 22
Him: Good answer.
Me: (smile and nod)
Him: So, do you want me to buy you a beer or something?
Me: No, I'm good. My guys are in the bathroom and I'm just waiting for them so I can buy us all beers.
Him: Oh, you're buying for all of you? That's cool.
My husband walks up and the kid walks away.

The rest of the night, he always seemed to be standing near me. He kept talking to me and poking me, tapping me on the shoulder as he would walk by, and one time...he even winked at me as he was passing. It was so funny. Later on, my extremely drunk husband is standing with the guy behind me. My husband grabs my skirt and tries to pull it up...I guess he thought it was funny. He was unsuccessful, but the guy was staring and they were laughing together. Then, my husband explained to him who I was to him and that we had a kid together and all that. I thought it would be cool after that, but then he (and everyone else from the bar) ended up at my house drinking. He was still a little creep the rest of the night, but I think he's harmless.

Oh, found a picture that shows the creepiness.

I'm texting (ignore my badly grown out roots) and he's the one staring straight into the camera behind me. Funny stuff.