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Mizayo
The Embodiment of Geekiness
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02-21-2010, 04:23 AM
All of my favorites are from Dragon Age: Origins, of course!
Here's one from a drunken Oghren-
Quote:
Oghren: "Hey Warden! You gotta hear this one!"
PC: "What is it now, Oghren?"
Oghren: "This elf walks into a tavern" (loud laughter and snorts)
PC: "Then what?"
Oghren: "And she says..." (snorts and laughs) "She says..."
PC: "What does she say?"
Oghren: "She... she..." (snorts really loudly and passes out)
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And here's one with the sweet and funny Alistair-
Quote:
Alistair: "Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?"
PC: "Your new weapon of choice?"
Alistair: "Yes that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosey sent!"
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Here are just some funny random Alistair quotes-
Quote:
-"Well! He's not half as dead as he looks, is he?"
-"You smell great; is that death you're wearing? It really suits you."
-"You ever wonder if that's an accurate likeness of Andraste? Maybe she was ugly. Maybe she had buck teeth. How do you know?"
-"You ever wonder why the mages built their tower out in the middle of Lake Calenhad? They have an aversion to practicality or something?"
-"We won? We did? Yay!"
-"Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."
-"Ah there it is, Werewolf City, kinda like flea heaven, isn't it?"
-"There's nothing like a brush with death to make you...not like death much."
-"Injured! As in me, as in Ow!"
-"Last thing you want when you're about to take down some maleficar out in the woods is to have him point and laugh at your taste in clothing. Am I right?"
-"Yes, but she's more like 'Ooh! Pretty colors!' than 'Muahahaha! I am princess stabbity, stab, kill, kill!"
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