I would like to be a superhero with amazing speed, something like Flash but more realistic. The source of my powers would be cocaine and anphetamines. My catch phrase would be a stammering: "you think you're fast? you think you're fast? do you? do you? doy you really thinl you're fast???? IM FASTER WHOOOOO BRBRBRBRB SLIHAAAAAABRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRAPPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA PATA!!!!!"