Today I stayed home from school. The reason? Yesterday I came home feeling all hunky dorey 'en such. I took my shower, got my hair ready for school in the morning, and ate dinner. I was laying in my bed chillaxing when all of a sudden I got this sharp shooting pain through my stomach. It hurt so bad it traveled up my back. I limped out of my room and yelled for my mom (hunched over from all the pain I was in,) and asked her what the hell was going on with me. "Have you gotten your TOM yet?" She asked. I said no and continued to describe the pain to her. "Your constipated." She replied. So she gave me three pills that were supposed to help me drop the eagle. Today, I sat in my bed waiting for my bowls to let loose. They havn't yet.

Sorry that I put all of that in story format. Sorry if you all are offended by my TMI, but he DID ask me what I did today :3