My neighbor sits in his yard and yells loudly about how "One day I will get that pink ribbon, OHHHHH pink ribbon I love youuuu" for about three hours of the day. He's followed me to the bus stop before and kept begging me to help him find his pink ribbon. I was like 'Uhhh, where'd you put it?" and he told me "In a dark, dark, HUGE box, and then I buried it, and never found it." I stared at him like he told me he'd murdered someone. D:

... I'm fairly sure he did. D: