THE RULES
Want to survive long in Zombieland? Make sure to remember and abide by these rules!
00. Follow Menewsha ToS & Rules
01. Cardio
02. The Double Tap
03. Beware of Bathrooms
04. Seat Belts
05. No Attachments
06. The "Skillet"
07. Travel Light
08. Get a Kick Ass Partner
09. With your bare hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint,
unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt, know your way out.
23. Zipplock
24. Be ruthless
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife