I've been watching him play it forever and I really just can't understand it at all. The main characters have these tattoos on them and they have to find their focus which is this thing they have to do and when they do it they get tuned into a crystal. And then there's all this complex vocabulary: Gran Pulse, l'Cie fal'Cie, etc. and all this complex history to go along with it.

OMG. Spider! *flails* *dies*